'Maybe we'll never take it down': Trump compares White House UFC arena to Eiffel Tower, says it could be permanent

19 days ago by return2ozma to c/nottheonion

The "UFC Freedom Fights 250" will take place on June 14.
Sequentialsilence 205 points 19 days ago

I work in events. That is a very temporary structure. The frame is aluminum trussing, and although it would hold up fairly well, all of the fabric will start bleaching within 3-4 weeks, the metal chains holding everything up will start rusting pretty quickly being exposed to the elements. The lights themselves aren’t IP rated and are relying on the fabric for protection so those will fail pretty quickly. Finally the stage itself has a wood underlayment that will rot within a single season if left outside.

Lastly it’s all rented and the rental company will continue to charge the client until it’s returned.

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Lydia_K 178 points 19 days ago

The ideal Trump monument.

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fake_meows 5 points 19 days ago

Never forget.

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pelespirit 48 points 19 days ago

It'll be like a toilet in the front yard and he plants flowers in it. White trash is his style.

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SpaceNoodle 26 points 19 days ago

Ah, but the toilet is gold!

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fartographer 3 points 19 days ago

And the flowers are potted in night soil

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fake_meows 4 points 19 days ago

And they are fake flowers.

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UnspecificGravity 47 points 19 days ago

Can't wait to find out that this somehow cost us taxpayers like a hundred million dollars.

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Asafum 25 points 19 days ago

And the rental company is DefinitelyNotTrumpJr LLC.

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YurkshireLad 37 points 19 days ago

They’re expecting trump to pay the rental fee? How quaint.

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FlashMobOfOne 33 points 19 days ago

It's not Donald paying. It's those of us who actually pay taxes.

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bus_factor 23 points 19 days ago

You just know Trump will try to screw them and pocket the money instead.

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Cethin 8 points 19 days ago

Knowing Trump, this is run by some friend, family, or donor. Him paying with tax money is pocketing it. That's how you make public wealth private.

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herrvogel 19 points 19 days ago

I bet the last point is one of the major reasons why Trump would want it to stay. Guy seems to have a weird fetish for not paying what he owes.

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Rhaedas 17 points 19 days ago

Probably a power trip, one of the few he gets away with. "Smart men don't pay taxes or bills!"

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Furbag 8 points 19 days ago

Lastly it’s all rented and the rental company will continue to charge the client until it’s returned.

That's just another line item for the American taxpayer. Hardly Trump's problem.

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Tja 3 points 18 days ago

Or he just won't pay. That's not a problem for him.

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PacMan 7 points 19 days ago

It’s like the parked car on cinder blocks in someone’s yard.Eventually the grass will grow tall enough that you won’t see it

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Typotyper 7 points 19 days ago

Funny story about temporary rental equipment.

My old company, big (as in billions $$) defence control actor. They refused to buy permanent sites, instead they would lease or rent buildings or structures. Sea cans counted as structures. They rented 3 sea cans for 15 years. Spent almost 100k each over that period. Never once did they accept the financial argument that one years lease would almost buy a sea can outright.

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Starik 8 points 19 days ago

Probably the only consideration is what is cheapest for the current quarter.

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Auli 3 points 19 days ago

They don't want it on their books. Renting looks better.

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hateisreality 1 point 19 days ago

How to spending 15 times as much money look better for a business

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dave 6 points 19 days ago

I’m curious—can you tell the lighting isn’t rated from these images, or just because of the number / cost?

Also curious about the chains—does that means they can’t be reused for long if they’ve been outdoors? I assume there’s plenty of regulation around that kind of thing.

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Sequentialsilence 7 points 19 days ago

I saw some other pictures of it being assembled and the lights were wrapped until the fabric was on. It’s also relatively rare for moving heads to be IP rated because they move, and in order to maintain IP rating on something that moves it requires significantly more maintenance and with that, higher cost. The lights that are on the outside are IP rated for instance, as they didn’t have the fabric to protect them. But from prior experience that means those lights cost about 3 times as much to rent.

The chains are protected by a coating of oil, the oil is in a reservoir inside the motor so if the chains aren’t getting ran on a regular basis they aren’t getting a fresh coat of oil. As soon as any sort of weathering happens, the chains become exposed and will start rusting. You can get stainless steel chains that won’t rust, but the price on those is so astronomical, that it’s special order only, and only used for permanent installs. The only way this has stainless steel chains is if it was designed as a permanent install from the beginning.

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Jhex 6 points 19 days ago

yes, but do you really think the orange pedo rapist would know about … (check notes) … anything?

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Iusedtobeanalien 3 points 19 days ago

When he claims to know about everything it's just a cover for his lack of knowledge about anything

He's suxh a cringeworthy moron

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mech 4 points 19 days ago

Let's hope it outlasts Trump

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azimir 5 points 19 days ago path: 0 24074496 24081512 24083203, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
reddit_sux 2 points 19 days ago

Just like America

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Lost_My_Mind 63 points 19 days ago

I'm calling it now. Some attack will happen at these events. Trump will play the role of "oh no, I've been shot..." and then 2 hours later will brag that he's the healthiest guy the doctors ever saw.

Anybody ever see the movie Groundhog Day?

........no reason.

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Dragomus 30 points 19 days ago

It is quite on the nose that they plan/hope to execute another "attack" at one of his events, be it the birthday bash or the 250 celebration.

There is no other solid reason to have these events outdoors.

They need to keep the pressure on his safety so they get to build more surveillance bunkers etc. and another miraculous recovery comes in handy to whip his followers into more of a righteous frenzy.
All to keep him locked in for a 3rd term.

Perhaps he'll lose a toe this time? Shot in the butt?

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lectricleopard 29 points 19 days ago

Trump actually cant book indoor event spaces anymore. They've stuffed so many for his campaigns, they aren't interested in getting stiffed again. Thats how the butler pa event ended up outside.

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OwOarchist 4 points 19 days ago

Sooner or later one of these fake assassins is going to accidentally hit him.

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UnderpantsWeevil 17 points 19 days ago

Some attack will happen at these events.

Went to an MMA tournament and a fight broke out

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Nindelofocho 5 points 19 days ago

Was it in the arena? I think thats supposed to happen. /s

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panda_abyss 1 point 19 days ago
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prenatal_confusion 61 points 19 days ago

Please note that this is the guy that hates the sight of wind turbines out in the distance. They ugly.

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OldChicoAle 22 points 19 days ago

Wind turbines look freaking bad ass!

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prenatal_confusion 11 points 19 days ago

I absolutely agree

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x00z 9 points 19 days ago

There's a lot of wind turbines where I live and driving past them feels extremely blissful. Just looking at them gives me hope.

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Thebeardedsinglemalt 10 points 19 days ago

And unlike him, wind turbines serve a useful purpose

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vaultdweller013 6 points 19 days ago

Even Don Quixote had a better reason for hating windmills.

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Nindelofocho 50 points 19 days ago

getting closer

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moondoggie 36 points 19 days ago

WHO THE FUCK TOLD HIM ABOUT THE EIFFEL TOWER?

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smeenz 30 points 19 days ago

Just what I was thinking. There's no way orange hitler knew that it was originally a temporary structure that became permanent.

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MidsizedSedan 12 points 19 days ago

I swear there was a popular meme template years ago of him typing on his phone, and another panel of a search browser saying "what does a president do?". Can't find it now. But I imagine that template with a wiki page or the tower

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bcgm3 2 points 18 days ago

"I wanted a tower, so I built one. France has a tower, and it's so bad, they call it The Awful Tower. My tower won't be awful, it'll be the best. It'll be so great that people will fight over it. And on it. Anyway, I gotta go take a shit."

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SaveTheTuaHawk 1 point 18 days ago

The one in Las Vegas

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Eternal192 35 points 19 days ago

There is nothing Trump has done that should be permanent.

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Kolanaki 12 points 19 days ago

He better permanently stay dead once he dies. When I would wish for the world to be more like a disney movie as a kid, I didn't mean Star Wars. I don't want to see headlines saying "Somehow, Trump has returned."

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OwOarchist 3 points 19 days ago

Is it illegal to kill someone who's already legally dead?

Asking for a friend...

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Eternal192 1 point 17 days ago

He really is Palpatine isn't he, i guess Lucas needed to base the character on someone.

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thisbenzingring 8 points 19 days ago

Except his prison time and number

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Eternal192 1 point 17 days ago

Even that shouldn't be permanent, gives the bastard too much time to worm his way out of it

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stumu415 4 points 19 days ago

Actually the realization around the world, especially in Europe, that the US is not a trustworthy ally, should be permanent.

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TheBrideWoreCrimson 31 points 19 days ago

It's probably been mentioned many times already, but here it goes anyway:
"If you put a clown onto the throne, the clown will not turn into a king. The palace will turn into a circus."

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amniote 5 points 19 days ago

Wrong. Look at Ukrain's Zelenski : TV show comedian. Now the stature of Churchill.

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ohulancutash 4 points 19 days ago

He did appoint his TV Producer business partner as head of the intelligence service, who then missed the Russian invasion.

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Bluefalcon 4 points 18 days ago

Started now we here

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stretch2m 26 points 19 days ago

Oh please let him live long enough to watch us tear all his tacky shit to the ground!

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GreenKnight23 14 points 19 days ago

as cathartic as that sounds, he doesn't care.

the only thing that he cares about is himself. the best punishment for him would be to be locked in a room with read only Internet to watch the world move on and him die not being able to be the center of attention.

the best way to win a game against a narcissist is to play a different game with impossible to follow rules for them.

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Toz 6 points 19 days ago

Bring back damnatio memoriae (probably spelled wrong)

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smeenz 6 points 19 days ago

Give him a twitter account but have a script change whatever he types into BLAH BLAH BLAH

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AngryCommieKender 6 points 19 days ago

Stick him into a mental hospital and make him play cooperative board games with the other inmates until he understands the concept.

He'll die first.

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smeenz 14 points 19 days ago

I want to see them light the det cord that demolishes mar a lago

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PhoenixDog 5 points 19 days ago

With Trump in it... Right?

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ivanafterall 5 points 19 days ago

No, too fast and painless. Not that it'd be painless, just not painful enough for him.

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smeenz 2 points 19 days ago

Ideally, yes.

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reddit_sux 4 points 19 days ago

If you want to treat something down, treat the Golden Dick monument in Florida, the giant T on every Trump tower.

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Zephorah 23 points 19 days ago

This whole term in the White House feels like the worst Airbnb trashing story and then some.

And, like a UFC event venue, will likely require fire hoses to wash out a good portion of the trash and stank.

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Dantpool 22 points 19 days ago

Slaps top of arena This thing can hold so many guillotines

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inclementimmigrant 21 points 19 days ago

Literally Idiocracy.

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Bluefalcon 4 points 18 days ago

We blew past that shit, long ago!

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spacesatan 20 points 18 days ago

Honestly I think this is great. Some tacky bloodsport arena is a refreshingly honest reflection of the true national character of this country.

Much more fitting than the weird civil religion stuff going on in the rest of the national mall. This country does not deserve dignity until it stops being a global force for evil.

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ViceroTempus 6 points 18 days ago

Was mad, but yeah, honestly true. It's like when he renamed the Department of Defense back to the Department of War. A far more accurate reflection.

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Decq 20 points 19 days ago

Name me one person in the world less tasteful than trump. Go on, I'll wait.

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tigeruppercut -3 points 19 days ago path: 0 24081157 24086518, hotness: undefined, score: -3, children: 0
LovableSidekick 20 points 19 days ago

Not surprising - Bonespurs thinks he's permanent too.

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corbindallas 16 points 19 days ago

only talk about this. FUCK

STOP FALLING FOR IT

FOCUS ON NAZI ISSUES

PLURAL

ISSUES

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UnderpantsWeevil 14 points 19 days ago

STOP FALLING FOR IT

Everything is a distraction from everything else

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JasonDJ 3 points 19 days ago

Is the Nazi shit a distraction from the pedo shit? Or vice-versa? ¿O por que no los dos?

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bampop 16 points 19 days ago

I can see the logic. Build a colosseum and stage gladiatorial contests, distract the masses and get made emperor for life. But what a pathetic attempt at a colosseum this is.

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Stern 9 points 19 days ago

NO BREAD. ONLY CIRCUS.

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ThanksObama 5 points 19 days ago

No room for chariot races, fierce wild animals, or simulated naval battles. Pathetic indeed.

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YerLam 4 points 19 days ago

AI will fix it! It will be all computer!

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Tja 1 point 18 days ago

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.

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jenings 12 points 18 days ago

This comment right here is what his cult will suck the shit from his asshole for. He loves to troll libs so goddamn much and his unwavering fan base will let him literally rape children for it

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Rhaedas 12 points 19 days ago

Jesus is just a name to them. Any chance of them actually following things taught is long gone. Jesus, like Trump, is a tool they use. Nothing more.

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Sabin10 8 points 19 days ago

Belief is salvation. That's American Christianity. The rest of it doesn't matter.

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PrimeMinisterKeyes 11 points 19 days ago

Relevant quote from Carl Sagan's "The Demon-Haunted World":

[The 1939 New York World's Fair's president] Grover Whalen - a former corporate executive, New York City police chief in a time of unprecedented police brutality, and public relations innovator [...] had convinced Stalin and Mussolini to build lavish national pavilions. (He later complained about how often he had been obliged to give the fascist salute.) The level of the exhibits, as one designer described it, was pitched to the mentality of a twelve-year-old.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 9 points 18 days ago

Make it into a trailer park.

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Iusedtobeanalien 7 points 19 days ago

I hope the rain absolutely hammers down

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FE80 7 points 19 days ago

Trump really puts out high quality, world class, dumb. Multi layered, hints of farce; I really feel like I'm becoming a sommelier of sorts.

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LovableSidekick 6 points 19 days ago

What's his cut of the Brawndo sales?

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amniote 6 points 19 days ago

The 2014 invasion? Nah bro, nobody missed that over there.

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NickwithaC 6 points 19 days ago

It'll come down next week then.

TACO

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Ibuthyr 6 points 19 days ago

Lol, president Komancho

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Auli 11 points 19 days ago

Not even close. Komancho was a very good president.

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Bahnd 6 points 19 days ago

Correct, he hired the most qualified people and listened to them (eventually). Much less can be said about darth cheeto.

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Ibuthyr 1 point 16 days ago

Well, I meant the whole being crushed by a monster truck part. That's eerily similar, vibe-wise.

Other than that, Komancho is a way better, and smarter president.

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testaccount789 5 points 19 days ago

I think Trump's imagining himself like this:
Camacho speech start GIF

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grue 5 points 19 days ago

Man, I wish he had that much self-awareness of his lack of faculties!

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smeenz 3 points 19 days ago

It's a picture from idiocracy of President Camacho sitting in his office.

But as has been pointed out many times, Camacho surrounded himself with the smartest people around, not with sycophants like little donnie two-scoops does.

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joeljoelle 4 points 19 days ago

Ya keep it around, maybe we can see if he wants to wrestle a grizzly bear sometime.

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Bluefalcon 3 points 18 days ago

Trump is showing why Flordia needs to be cut off. Next month, we are adding plastic flamingos and a 2005 Dodge Ram with 3 rims, on blocks.

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switcheroo 2 points 18 days ago

The whole WH needs to be bulldozed now. You are never getting the stench out.

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