The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
GratefullyGodless 42 points 3 months ago
Schrodingers satire?
Ilovethebomb 50 points 3 months ago
Probably, but it's not impossible they're serious.
pelespirit 24 points 3 months ago
Possibly, but I have met people that stupid.
NoneOfUrBusiness 18 points 3 months ago
I mean we live in a world where AI psychosis is a thing, and I don't think r/ChatGPT is selecting for the best and brightest of human society. It's probably satire, but I wouldn't bet money on it.
Ilovethebomb 4 points 3 months ago
I would, but I'd want at least 2:1 odds in my favour to take that bet.
Eyekaytee -25 points 3 months ago
ai psychosis isn’t a real thing, being dumb enough to believe a chatbot telling you the CIA thinks you’re a genius or the Zimbabwean Criminal Court is out to get you is just what we used to call a bad case of mental retardation
This is 100% satire, in fact if you’re struggling to tell maybe you have “lemmy psychosis”😄
WhyJiffie 4 points 3 months ago
I would be surprised if the average lemmy user would be more susceptible to it than the average reddit user. I mean the reason we are here is we are at least somewhat more resistant to bullshit on the internet
Dookieman12 187 points 3 months ago
10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
FistingEnthusiast 27 points 3 months ago
It's genuinely sad how many people can't recognise the satire
I think that's a very bad sign
gandalf_der_12te 1 point 3 months ago
no i don't think it's satire ...
BananaOnionJuice 28 points 3 months ago
Better late than never.
lowleveldata 106 points 3 months ago
Let me know if you need anything else!
I hate this so much
FistingEnthusiast 8 points 3 months ago
"Would You Like to Know More?"
666dollarfootlong 1 point 3 months ago
When they eventually implant us all with AI, my first prompt is gonna be "please never say 'Let me know if you need anything else' "
wonderingwanderer 4 points 3 months ago
That will only last until it falls out of the context window...
nanometer1625 91 points 3 months ago
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
No_Money_Just_Change 21 points 3 months ago
But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes
i_love_FFT 3 points 3 months ago
Or, in another way, you kearn to dissociate the "asking" from the "thinking", and free up some part of your brain to do thinking independently.
In short, a dissociative personality disorder?
Axolotl_cpp 6 points 3 months ago
Most people are already as smart as chatgpt so we don't have to do much tbf
wonderingwanderer 4 points 3 months ago
Just stick a USB-C cable in your ear to download a bunch of datasets for finetuning your brain! (/s, don't do this)
captainlezbian 4 points 3 months ago
Yeah you gotta use usb b, it's the one that fits into your ear
wonderingwanderer 1 point 3 months ago
Ah right, my b
HertzDentalBar 2 points 3 months ago
There's a reason the show are you smarter than a 5th grader exists.
BigDiction 60 points 3 months ago
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.
cockmushroom 13 points 3 months ago
Tfw you're so poor you can't afford to pay attention
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uriel238 41 points 3 months ago
In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.
And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.
HackThePlanet 37 points 3 months ago
Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.
GarboDog 37 points 3 months ago
Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain worm started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
SubArcticTundra 9 points 3 months ago
Few people know this, but the 'GPT' in ChatGPT actually stands for Gerald Phornesworth Trillington
MeowerMisfit817 5 points 3 months ago
somehow my phone thought Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th was an address and suggested using CoMaps to it.
MeowerMisfit817 4 points 3 months ago
It just gave me random "President Roosevelt" named streets and avenues around my country.
SubArcticTundra 8 points 3 months ago
Somebody's just reinvented god
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points 3 months ago
What, again?
Itdidnttrickledown 26 points 3 months ago
OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.
BeMoreCareful 9 points 3 months ago
He's our first cyborg. Show some respect.
SubArcticTundra 3 points 3 months ago
OP found god
Itdidnttrickledown 3 points 3 months ago
Yeah a lot of people think that voice is god but from day one I always knew it was just me.
youngskywalker 24 points 3 months ago
People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨
SubArcticTundra 4 points 3 months ago
The thing with internal monologues is that you are still 100% in control of what gets said. That doesn't seem to be the case in OPs head
OozingPositron 16 points 3 months ago
ivanafterall 21 points 3 months ago
Turns out I hallucinate way more than AI.
BarneyPiccolo 19 points 3 months ago
We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn't think of it yourself.
davetortoise 23 points 3 months ago
I'm sorry but there's just no fucking way this is true
i_love_FFT 15 points 3 months ago
There's bi-cameral mind theory, but it's all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it's very hard to believe it to be true!
AscendantSquid 4 points 3 months ago
Is it alright for this video to be shared??
ijustliketrains 2 points 3 months ago
This is the one I saw on it. Definitely an interesting thought.
i_love_FFT 1 point 3 months ago
I'll see if I can find it again, it was a person rambling about gods and internal voices.
Edit: see here: https://youtu.be/Ado90kMT_FM Disclaimer, it sounds really bonkers and I don't have the expertise to vet whether it makes sense of not.
SpaceCowboy 7 points 3 months ago
It's not. You can read the things philosophers wrote down thousands of years ago and people didn't think that way.
Probably just some atheist dogma.
BarneyPiccolo 1 point 3 months ago
"Atheist dogma?” Heh-heh.
Just because a few enlightened philosophers understood human thought, doesn't mean the ignorant masses, whose entire "education" is what the CLERGY tells them, didn't believe something totally different. Why do you think religion has been such an effective control mechanism for so long, EVERYWHERE?
For most of human history, most people got their knowledge from religious leaders who wanted control, not objective, secular teachers who taught Critical Thinking Skills and independent thought.
SpaceCowboy 2 points 3 months ago
^^^ more atheist dogma.
gandalf_der_12te 1 point 3 months ago
well, i read something similar a while ago. basically, medieval monks used to not sign anything they made, because they believed that they themselves had a small part to play in it (basically the executive arm) while some other mysterious force moved them (through their body) to do the piece of art.
andros_rex 9 points 3 months ago
That’s a very broad and sweeping claim. Do you have any evidence to back that up? Are you making that claim for all cultures?
SlothMama 5 points 3 months ago
I saw the same video, and used the premise recently as an ice breaker, but it's still very much a theory here as others are saying.
It's worth exploring I suppose, but it seems unlikely.
It's just an interesting and provocative thought.
Metostopholes 18 points 3 months ago
Chat, are we cooked?
AmbitiousProcess 17 points 3 months ago
Phenominal satire.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points 3 months ago
Yeah, I know someone who has offloaded all her thinking to prayer. Can't make a decision without getting a specific gut feeling, and she's waited years to do things that were obvious because she didn't hear her god tell her to do it.
That someone would treat an llm the same does not surprise me
RichardNixos 15 points 3 months ago
TulpaGPT
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 15 points 3 months ago
Good on them, assuming they're serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.
PolarKraken 8 points 3 months ago
Well, they did discover thinking, it's pretty exciting!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 3 months ago
What ing?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 3 months ago
THE CHICKEN BROTHERS KNOW WHAT THEY DID
diabetic_porcupine 14 points 3 months ago
WorldsDumbestMan 14 points 3 months ago
This is some elitist shit!
Having thoughts in your head and all.
TotallyWorthLife 14 points 3 months ago
AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH
UnderpantsWeevil 8 points 3 months ago
Has anyone been really thirsty while you're wandering through the desert and your HeadBot tells you that there's water on the horizon but it's just more sand?
Really need someone to patch this issue.
raspberriesareyummy 13 points 3 months ago
The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously...
Fedizen 11 points 3 months ago
Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I'm actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.
Its a great way to immediately forget what you're trying to remember.
I_Has_A_Hat 21 points 3 months ago
Bait.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 3 months ago
WWAFATDD
MeowerMisfit817 3 points 3 months ago
WAWMURL (WhyAreWeMixingUpRandomLetters)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 3 months ago
WhatWouldAFireAtTheDatacenterDo?
MeowerMisfit817 2 points 3 months ago
DestroyItOfCourseBruh
ILikeBoobies 8 points 3 months ago
But this head llm makes my eyes rain.
Winter_Oven 8 points 3 months ago
Isn't this basically internal monologue, but stupider?
toxicbubble 7 points 3 months ago
what the fuck do they teach in schools now?? i thought school was useless, but at least they taught us how to use our minds 😵💫
UnderpantsWeevil 0 points 3 months ago
I wouldn't write off all of public education based on one Reddit post
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