Are you... speaking from experience?

I use a Pyrex container if I want to safe the grease. Otherwise I make a bowl of aluminum foil, pour it into that, and toss it once it hardens.

That’s why I pour it into the jar in the sink.

That and I’m really messy and the sink is the easiest place to clean up spilled grease.

Eh, a small mason jar is tough enough to handle a few tablespoons of bacon grease or whatever without shattering. But sure, if you've got a lot of grease at once, let it cool down first (or better yet, refrigerate the pot roast or whatever it is you've made, so that you can just pull the grease off the top of the pot in one hardened puck).

I've been pouring hot grease in glass jars for decades without having one shatter. You're severely overestimating the risks

Get frozen orange juice and save the cardboard tube to hold the grease while it congeals.

Got any advice about tubes and if you get something stuck in one?

I’m not blowing smoke here … that’s great writing. It works well if you imagine voice growing frantic and speaking faster as it goes.

Idk I've never had any issues.

I briefly worked for a plumber during my college days to make money. He said the people who kept him in business were people who poured grease down the drain and also people who flushed tampons.

Keep it in a mug by the sink

Every time the mug fills up, dump it into a pot of very hot water, give it a stir, pour it into a mason jar, seal it tightly, and put it in the fridge upside down.

When it's cold, dump out the water, scrape the thin top layer of crap off, and voila, you have perfectly usable high smoke point salted lard for frying.

If you fry fresh pork belly, save that fat separately, do the same thing, and you have pure lard.

You don't have Plumbo or equivalent? it destroys all organic matter it touches. Fatbergs, human hair, small rodents, I've never paid anymore to clear anything.

Cost us over $200 to get a plumber to fix the drain when my partner decided to feed an entire jar of whole pickles into the garbage disposal.

As a renter, that's the way it goes

Obligatory response to this meme e'er time, "Sigh, if it's on septic its massively expensive infrastructure the tenant will be held liable for 10/10 times, and will only render one less living space habitable. And if it's on sewer it's punishing the public's wastewater treatment facility."

Aand resume.

The plummer cost will most likely be for you if it clogs the drain, otherwise you have a pretty good landlord.

For maximum enjoyment, drink it directly from the jar. Preferably while warm.

And use for tortillas and savory pie crust.

When my grandma had "too much" of it she would mix it with seeds and put it out for the woodpeckers in winter

How long does bacon grease last? How can I tell if it went bad? Does it last longer in the fridge?

“But Dad, my heart hurts.”

If I cook a bunch of bacon, im using that bacon greased up pan to cook up a bunch of other food before i clean it. It makes everything taste so much better.

If possible I save the grease. My house is next to a river, so I made it a habbit to not just throw away food but feed it to the fish. Sometimes we have leftovers and it's been a little too long to eat, so I throw it in the river.

I love America

Firestarter kits are weirdly expensive why would you eat the best accelerate?

Ran out of butter last week and found out when I went to make a little bit of fudge. I used the bacon fat I strain and keep in a jar in the fridge. I usually don't care for bacon tasting desserts, but I wasn't mad about that decision at all.

Keep them money saved by using bacon grease for heart disease later on.

You can also make soap out of it, and you get some curious byproducts!

Newer generations and less likely to own homes due to global housing markets cooling down. This is directly proportional to the inverse of fucks residents have about plumbering.

That said I wasn't raised to know this until the internet taught me. Then I started freezing them in cans and tossing in the trash.

https://xkcd.com/1053/

This is my first time hearing of this ngl. Actually I'm not entirely sure what "grease" means, is it what is left from oil and butter after cooking meats? Meat juices? I've always poured it down the drain. Never even heard of anyone doing otherwise, least of all putting it in a jar.

Our neighbours had to get a plumber in to clear their pipes and septic tank because they would poor grease and fat down the drains all the time and ate a lot of meat.

They were in their 60s

why would you bother with a jar? just leave the pan to cool then wipe it up with some paper and toss it in the food waste bin drain.

I use a jar because saved bacon grease makes for a tasty pre-salted lipid additive for free!

Because I add the grease to my compost heap and I don't like paper towel.

because popping corn in the bacon grease is the tastiest thing ever.

It also fucks up the main plumbing system right down to the water treatment facility and while there, it fucks that too.

If your taxes pay for wastewater management, you're fucking yourself up.
If you pay in addition to your taxes, you're fucking yourself up.
If you have your own septic tank, you're fucking yourself up.
If it flows to the river directly and you enjoy clean nature, you're fucking yourself up.
If it flows to the river directly and your taxes pay for nature maintenance, you're fucking yourself up.

Grease down the drain is fucking yourself up and you deserve it. You can not win with it unless you hate everything around you and don't pay taxes.. It will come back to bite you.

Don’t listen to this awful man children. Pour fat down the drain, it’s ok.

I don't give a fuck, it's not my house and as soon as they jack up the rent we're out of here

I might care if I ever own a home, but I really don't think it will ever happen

Yeah you don't pour it immediately. You wait for it to cool off a bit.

Excess coffee cups received as gifts work too.

https://www.npr.org/...

You're not just "sticking it to the man" when you do this though --- you're being a dick to your city, its residents, and employees.

Yeah.

They're not doing maintenance until something happens.

Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can't go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.

Don't ask me how I know.

It ruins things for everyone in your local area though. Fatburgs aren't localised to your landlords house.

"Yeah take that landlord!"

*clogs their own pipes*

The tenant special

Like a landlord is going to fix your clogged drain anytime soon. They're not your mom, they're a business. You'll be lucky if a plumber comes out in a couple of weeks.

The jar got stuck in my drain anus.

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You save it up in a can or a jar and then you have a world of options:

Throw it away Make soap from it Throw it away Use it to season cast iron pots and pans Throw it away Cook with it if it's from the last few days Throw it away Add it to outdoor dog food in the winter Throw it away Soften dry ski-you know what, just throw it away.

You put it with the jar into general waste. I guess you could also filter and reuse it if you had the materials and will

I just pour the grease from mine into a ramekin and then put that in the refrigerator, optionally cover it with plastic wrap if you are worried about contamination or smell. Most people use a jar with a lid but I don't cook fatty meats often enough to need a jar for all the grease I produce. If you left the pan out after cooking/overnight and the grease solidified before you could pour it, just heat it up again on the stove or in the oven until it turns back into a liquid. Obviously, wait until the pan has cooled enough to handle it without burning yourself while doing this pouring step, hot grease burns like hell and will send you straight to the emergency room with 3rd degree burns if it gets spilled on you.

Once it's in the container and in the refrigerator, it will solidify into a scoopable/spreadable semi-solid with a texture somewhere in between butter and ice cream. You can use it in place of fats or oils in other recipes (for example, if you need to grease a pan with butter or cooking spray before cooking, you can use a spoonful of the solid bacon grease instead). If you don't want to use it and just want to dispose of it safely instead, just wait for it to solidify in the fridge and then scoop it into the trash. Takes about two seconds and won't clog your plumbing

It does go bad eventually. The grease will get rancid if left alone for too long, and it will start to smell foul and anything you cook with it will taste terrible and make you sick. If you are going to save it, use it within a month or so if you leave it uncovered, or covered it can last longer but give it a smell test before you put it in a pan - it should have a neutral smell at room temperature and be white in color or have a very slight yellowish hue. Throw it out if you see any spots or discoloration.

A steak cooked in bacon grease is next level delicious. You should try it.

I got you.

I used to throw it away, but recently I started saving it, and it's amazing.

Step 1: Cook bacon.

Step 2: Strain the grease. I use a tea strainer. You don't have to do this, but it helps it last longer, because the bacon bits spoil before the grease does.

Step 3: Pour it into a small tub. I use an old spreadable butter tub that has masking tape on the top and sides with "BACON GREASE" written on it, so I don't accidentally use it instead of butter.

Step 4: Store it in the refrigerator.

Step 5: Use that shit. You can use it in most places you'd use butter or oil.

• Caramelizing onions? Slap a dollop of bacon grease into the pan first.

• Pancakes? Pancakes with a soupçon of bacon.

• Eggs? Obviously.

• Grilled cheese? Holy shit, use bacon grease. It's so fucking good.

It behaves a lot like butter. When it's cold it stiffens up, but if you leave it out for a few minutes it softens and becomes spreadable.

Whenever I cook more bacon I top up my bacon grease tub. My cooking has gotten a little bit better this year, and it's all because of bacon grease.

Throw it away once it's cooled. If it's a solidified fat, you can just scrape it into the trash bag. If it's a liquid oil, then you can throw it into a disposable container (I have a million takeout soup containers on hand at any given time) so that it doesn't leak everywhere.

Oil is compostable, but only in proper ratios to the overall organic material being composted, so it's fair game to put into compostable containers for industrial composting, or maybe small quantities in your backyard compost, but I wouldn't recommend it unless you know what you're doing.

I just take a piece of aluminum foil and press it into the sink drain so it makes a little cup. Then pour the oil into that foil. Then drop an ice cube in to help it solidify and cool a bit then I grab the foil corners and twist them up and dump it in the trash.

It’s quick and easy and neat.

Pour it in an empty jar. let it cool and then put it in the fridge. It keeps nearly indefinitely.

There's a movie called The Greasy Strangler that reveals all.

British breakfast is okay. But there’s a reason non of the top 10 restaurants in Great Britain is British.

Rent goes up, oil goes down

Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

I use discarded cat food tins. Pour the grease into the tin, wait for it to solidify, toss in trash.

Counterpoint: if you rent, put everything down the drain you can. Stop taking your garbage out, just blend it and down the drain it goes. Everything goes down the drain. It's like a magic hole that erases all of your sins!!

Chicbacon

Oh shit, thanks for the tip.

Yeah great. When it clogs up the sewage, tell that to the workes who have to clean your shit up.

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I once cut out a piece of pipe in some guys home, because it was all fucked. The pipe was suuuuper heavy and upon inspection it looked like someone poured concrete down there. It was very hard to clean, the guy had to hammer on it while having a pressure washer wash it out. As it turns out, his wife used multiple washing tabs in the machine to make it extra clean. She did that for over a decade.

Do you live in like a castle or something. Who tf has those.

that's animal abuse!

My last drain snake broke off in the drain.

Get a decent drain snake. Maybe not the cheapest one on Amazon.

Don't tell me how to live 🦅🇺🇸

Depends on how much grease you have— always stored bacon grease in glass jars to use later for greasing pans and given bacony flavor. Secondly, grease pours easily and is liquid when hot, but because it’s hot you can’t pour it into the trash, or wipe it clean with paper towels as mentioned. You have to let it cool which means it becomes more of a mess.

In Germany you can get a free bucket for collecting grease at your local recycling center. When its full, you exchange it for an empty one.

I only use a few paper towels cleaning out the jar when it's full. That's my reasoning.

You could throw it into the fire and get some extra warmth.

Isn't this how soap is made?

I wish they carried it in the markets here. I just looked it up, looks like it's just Steric Acid. You can buy a whole pound for $15.... gonna five that a try.

I LOVE IT

Finally, a solution to deal with the used 47 tons of Castrol Cyltech 40 XDC that I've had sitting around forever.

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90% of cooking uses oil. If you cook meat you end up with grease. Stop being pretentious.

Fatty meat will result in a lot of grease that if poured down the sink will solidify on the walls of your drain pipes.

Öl will solidify as well, even if it takes a lower temperature than meat drippings. Use a paper towel to soak up leftover oil and dispose of it in the Restmüll.

And probably buying shitty meats for starters.

yeah it's unpopular because it's nonsense

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