Hey there youngster! I'm 42. So, make room in that casket. We're gonna snuggle.

I would say something like this rather. We are the lich kings!

You are me. I am you. Old enough to be burdened with the memory of a world before the internet, doomed to watch the death of freedom because of it.

I'm 45 and I don't know what you younguns are on about. I don't have knee issues. I don't have major back issues. Heck I can still out work an Amish crew.

Y'all need to stretch more.

I remember watching a CRT television belted to a five-foot tall roller stand, and we had suspended all classes that day, even though we were at school. We had just sat there, crying and watching the news, as both towers were smoking, then one had collapsed and myself and other kids had screamed, wailed, and one vomited there on the carpet. Occasionally someone would get pulled away to take a phone call, and they didn’t come back the same. They changed. We all changed.

I still remember Kevin Cosgrove’s last phone call.

Newberg, Oregon, September 11th ‘01.

What a beautifully written comment. Thank you

I really appreciated that. Thanks for the perspective.

Thanks, Mr. Miagi.
(He was your age when Karate Kid was made)

The pharaoh has spoken!

With all the changes RFK is making 50 will be the new 80.

*if

Ain’t that the point of it all.

I played it in my third year of university (it was directly responsible for a few bad grades.) Am I dead already?

The game I bought with my first summer temp job.

As one legend to another: Before the Ancestors, there were Legends. That's what the 70's kids are.

The 80s were 30 years after the 50s. The 20s are 30 years after the 90s. So the 90s are as far gone today as the 50s were in the 80s.

1980 is closer to the end of WWII than it is to today.

Kurt Cobain has been dead for longer than he was ever alive. Or in other words, there are people born after Cobain's death that are now older than he was when he died (current cut off date for that is if you were born in 1999). His 59th birthday is tomorrow.

USian ‘90s born:

• 9/11 before kindergarten, watched it on live TV.

• Increasing school shootings year over year

• Incessant racism by paranoid family members and media writ large (which made even little me feel icky)

• 2008 Great Recession. Constant fear of where my next meal was coming from all through middle school.

• More school shootings

• Was supposed to idolize a man who dumped drone bombs on foreign kids because at least he wasn’t Bush. Still wondered why we had troops in the Middle East if things were supposed to be better?

• At least equal marriage was federally legalized in 2015. Yay

• Missed the deadline to vote in 2016 due to moving issues, had to watch hell happen in real time.

• Lived in a major city, therefore in constant fear of nuclear holocaust due to a deranged rapist not keeping his mouth shut. After growing up in fear of anthrax in the mail and getting gunned down at school :)))

• Told that college was the only way I’d make anything of myself. Graduated into COVID.

• Watched reproductive rights get ripped away from millions after my family scoffed that they wouldn’t. My own grandmother had bodily rights longer than I did.

• Been pinching my nose and voting consistently since 2018, but still see fascism come roaring back full swing and transphobia+racism+now pedophilia get openly celebrated by a majority of rubes.

Plus a ton of my own health issues that only worsened after getting COVID (and that’s with the vaccine, I fear for what would have happened without it)? Yeah, I’m waiting to get off the ride but refuse to do it myself out of spite.

I want to see the obituaries of at least a few of these bastards, first.

‘90-‘99 checking in, yep.

Lol yep. Except it's weird, I remember the world generally getting worse, but people getting less bad for a lot of my childhood. Around the beginning of my memories every adult in the country lost their goddamn mind and a lot of them got super racist to middle eastern folks. So yeah over the course of the 00s I watched as insane people chilled out and my generation became increasingly chill with people of different skin colors, religions, genders, and sexual orientations. I watched as Obama was elected, homophobia became uncool, and Americans learned to get over themselves and eat a falafel.

Then in college gamergare happened and the one area where things had been improving became a constant battle. So yeah hope faded to anger. I still have hope, but it's a very different hope than one of my youth

I'm not from the U.S.A., but yes, still terrible conditions in my region and obviously internationally. My older siblings and my cousins (all older) had great childhoods in the 80s and early 90s. I was a late child. Everyone was old and everyone was busy. My parents struggled more and more economically, and my aunts kept telling me how I shouldn't normalize what I was living, but... how? I didn't have the maturity not to do so. I internalized a lot of sh*t. I needed healthcare, but there was not enough money or attention for that; today I live with the consequences. I guess I was sort of neglected. It's hard for me to accept because my mom tried her best, even my dad did. I feel like I'm unthankful if I say it, but it's a sad thing that happened even though they tried to prevent it (they just minimized it, I guess, which is nice).

I definitely don't want a long life. Add all this fascism and dark world that's always existed but now it's blatant and crushing. Now I am tired. I believe the world can be better, but that much better...? It seems that we always have peaceful or abundant times that, nonetheless, brew and cement darker times. Human vices never rest, they just get in check from time to time. It's a constant struggle against the greedy ones, the sadistic ones, etc. Of course I'm not having kids. You don't throw more wood into a fire, as some say. And I just hope that we can collectively achieve some better times, a better period in our history. I have little faith on that (and little interest to fully participate in it once achieved because I would still be tired), but it would be nice (and fighting for it is still a duty, so here I am trying to help as much as I can).

Sorry for the oversharing. Just the perspective from a person born in the mid 90s.

I just played Horizon Zero Dawn and can confirm you would be categorized as "The Old Ones".

Your disco era relics will be coveted by those who followed.

71....same :)

I'm only one strata above you when they start digging.

Settle down youngling!

1980 here, get off my lawn!

27 in the case of a friend of mine. He just had his birthday party.

Yes, we (90s babies) are not that old, but teenagers and young adults apparently always feel that life ends at around 25. Then... life just continues and you realize you're just you, kind of young still, with a lot of living (and learning) left.

Dude, get your B12 levels checked. Was feeling old and tired, so I went to drs for something else, he ran bloods just to make sure. Came back ok except B12 deficient. Now I get a B12 jab every 12 weeks and top up with high dose B12 pills every day after 4 weeks. Tiredness gone, cold feet at night gone, visual migraines gone grumpy old git moods gone. Oh and fucking around in a good way is way more on the cards!

That's what happens when the boomers refuse to let go.

Got the stuff for you here to make everything right as rain.

Got 'em

I keep telling you! It's your diet! Stop eating bagels from the trash!

Shhh, sure thing, now let's get you back to bed, grandpa...

Indeed.

Hugh?

Paleolithic

Sweatie that was 35 years ago. It ain't young

They're not 'running around' or 'playing games'.

They’re ready to settle

Clearly. Didn't you read the post?

Also, I'm an ancestor now. Neato.

Us ancestors are also tired. FYI.

More like Geriatric Park!