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You can eat ONE inedible thing of your choice. What's for dinner?

6 months ago by hungryphrog to c/asklemmy

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Inedible as in anything that isn't food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.

Grail 91 points 6 months ago

I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it's in My belly

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Soulphite 7 points 6 months ago

Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.

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Onyxonblack 11 points 6 months ago

Enshittified

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LogicalDrivel 5 points 6 months ago

Just with extra shit...
Yeah no difference then i guess.

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Tiral 2 points 6 months ago

Dang, you've really thought this out huh?

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rob_t_firefly 65 points 6 months ago

The rich.

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hungryphrog 53 points 6 months ago

Hey, I said inedible.

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Grail 25 points 6 months ago

You said it could be something dangerous to eat.

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GalacticSushi 6 points 6 months ago

Fine, just bring me their inedible bones, they can keep the rest

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DudeImMacGyver 45 points 6 months ago

Sunlight: I'm gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.

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corsicanguppy 15 points 6 months ago

I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.

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DudeImMacGyver 5 points 6 months ago

Damn, I think debt might be better

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NotSteve_ 2 points 6 months ago

By eating it, would that mean it's just instantly paid off or do the lenders just lose any record of you taking a loan? The answer would either mean an infinite money glitch or very confused accountants and getting blacklisted by banks

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anomnom 1 point 6 months ago

Can you eat anyone’s debt? You could just stand out on front of any American hospital and be set for life. Might have to watch your weight though.

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Viking_Hippie 5 points 6 months ago

Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.

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prole 1 point 6 months ago

If humans ate through photosynthesis, the capitalists would have already found a way to monetize access to sunlight

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anomnom 1 point 6 months ago

We’d have a Dyson sphere in 6-8 months.

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NOT_RICK 41 points 6 months ago

I’m gonna follow the lead of my Stardew Valley wife and say amethyst

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Rhynoplaz 11 points 6 months ago

Say hi to Abby for me!

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yermaw 2 points 6 months ago

How'd you know she was hungry?

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Jarix 29 points 6 months ago

Liquid hot magma

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bilouba 8 points 6 months ago

The correct answer

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 4 points 6 months ago

The word on the card is "Lava" but we will accept the answer.

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Jarix 0 points 6 months ago

Notl it bloody well isnt.

Its Liquid Hot Magma. Thank you.

Wheres the damn sharks?

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 1 point 6 months ago

Sorry. We have seabass.

They are mutated seabass.

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Entertainmeonly 27 points 6 months ago

Lava. Like it looks sooo tasty

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Sly2 27 points 6 months ago

A Billionaire maybe

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CarbonIceDragon 8 points 6 months ago

Im not sure that'd count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.

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WaxRhetorical 3 points 6 months ago

Just the spine, then? Not even the marrow, just the bones themselves

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FinjaminPoach 2 points 6 months ago

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LORDSMEGMA 1 point 6 months ago

OP said inedible

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gilokee 1 point 6 months ago

this is my answer too!!

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YiddishMcSquidish 24 points 6 months ago

I've had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I'm weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.

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ReCursing 9 points 6 months ago

"Where shall we have dinner?"

"Lets eat up the road"

"No thanks, I don't like asphalt"

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betterdeadthanreddit 6 points 6 months ago

Live fastphalt, eat asphalt.

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Soulphite 3 points 6 months ago

You know what they say about that? It's your own asphalt.

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drosophila 2 points 6 months ago

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Smoogs 22 points 6 months ago

The rich

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freddo 2 points 6 months ago

Best meal.

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daggermoon 20 points 6 months ago

goth latina pussy

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pulsewidth 19 points 6 months ago

So many good answers already taken.

I'm eating all the nuclear launch codes.

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chairlegoftruth 18 points 6 months ago

Palantir.

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SnotFlickerman 17 points 6 months ago

Jokes on you, I already eat crayons and glue just fine thanks.

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mangaskahn 8 points 6 months ago

Settle down marine. No need for bragging.

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RickyRigatoni 8 points 6 months ago

Thank you for your service o7

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wabafee 2 points 6 months ago

What does it taste like?

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SnotFlickerman 3 points 6 months ago

wax and glue? about like what you would expect them to taste.

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wabafee 2 points 6 months ago

Yes, like the texture, the taste, does it taste anything at all?

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SnotFlickerman 2 points 6 months ago

Why would I spoil it for you when you could instead join me and find out yourself

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titanicx 16 points 6 months ago

I eat a nickel

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AmbitiousProcess 16 points 6 months ago

Plastic. Save the planet while getting fed!

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lazycouchpotato 1 point 6 months ago

What about your poop though 🤔

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foxwolf 16 points 6 months ago

Violin rosin. Finally :)

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rockSlayer 15 points 6 months ago

Definitely uranium. Those calories are light

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LibertyLizard 8 points 6 months ago

I wish I could safely store uranium in my belly as an energy source. Imagine how little I'd have to eat.

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Dicska 1 point 6 months ago

Pro tip: eat enough of those and the amount you have to eat will drastically decrease.

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chocrates 15 points 6 months ago

Do you provide the thing?

As many pebbles of gold as I can fit down my gullet

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AbouBenAdhem 14 points 6 months ago

Sagitarius A*, the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.

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Rhynoplaz 9 points 6 months ago

I just want to see what happens when it's gone.

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reksas 2 points 6 months ago

everything in the galaxy would likely start drifting apart since there is nothing pulling them into this central orbit. some things would get closer to eachother and start attracting eachother and maybe they collide or start orbiting eachother. In the human timespan the sky would likely slowly get more and more "wrong". at least that is how i imagine it would go.

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brachypelmide 1 point 6 months ago

well technically if Sgr A* were to disappear right now, we wouldn't see any change for the next couple thousand years or so🤓

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sbeak 1 point 6 months ago

How you would be able to get there, I'm not sure. Travelling there, even at near light speeds, would take many (and I mean many) human lifetimes. Then you have the problem of fitting it in your mouth, since last I heard, it's gotten very big.

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SystemDisc 1 point 6 months ago

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embed_me 1 point 6 months ago

I assumed getting it on my plate was not my problem

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kescusay 14 points 6 months ago

Racism. As in, gather up all the hate and bigotry in a big ol' ball, and gobble it down.

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DeathByBigSad 1 point 6 months ago

Plot twist, now you become the worst racist in history...

🔫 cocks gun

Sorry, it's nothing personal...

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unknownuserunknownlocation 12 points 6 months ago

Silica gel.

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Passerby6497 11 points 6 months ago

You mean that free snack they send with the things I buy?

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ccunning 12 points 6 months ago

Probably a Death Cap or Destroying Angel mushroom.

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YiddishMcSquidish 1 point 6 months ago

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Marshezezz 12 points 6 months ago

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RebekahWSD 3 points 6 months ago

Cause you should be able to eat them like the old Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory when he ate the flower cup!

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insaneinthemembrane 2 points 6 months ago

Did you ever watch Fraggle Rock? This sounds like what the Doozers ate and it was made of sugar.

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baggachipz 2 points 6 months ago

Those Riedel wine glasses would have the most satisfying crunch!

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GreenKnight23 11 points 6 months ago

Kepler-452b

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IlmariGanander 3 points 6 months ago

Why that planet in particular?

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GreenKnight23 2 points 6 months ago

if it can harbor life it can possibly sustain me. I'll happily eat a spoonful of dirt a day just to get the fuck off this planet.

if it can't sustain me, at least I'll die in a cool way.

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raspberriesareyummy 10 points 6 months ago

Human selfishness.

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CapuccinoCoretto 10 points 6 months ago

Fascists.

Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.

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Crackhappy 10 points 6 months ago

Plasma directly from the sun

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NONE_dc 10 points 6 months ago

I've always been curious about eating glass.

So crunchy~

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regedit 2 points 6 months ago

Mmmm forbidden chips.

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village604 9 points 6 months ago

That guy's wife

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Gonzako 8 points 6 months ago

The greed in everyones hearts

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Nomorereddit 3 points 6 months ago

U gonna get fat

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Whats_your_reasoning 8 points 6 months ago

I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -

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AlfredoJohn 1 point 6 months ago

I wonder if in that mix, would the bleach just break down into its base components of salt, water and oxygen?

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jam12705 1 point 6 months ago

You'd barely be able to taste a 1/3 cup of bleach in those cupcakes. Nobody understands flavors these days.

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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 8 points 6 months ago

Can I pick one collective thing? Because I would eat the capitalist class.

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lazycouchpotato 8 points 6 months ago

Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they'd taste if they were edible.

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gwl 2 points 6 months ago

Edible candles do exist, they're made of beeswax or tallow instead

They don't taste great, but edible

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Broken_Orange_Juice 1 point 6 months ago

According to a random Quora user that I trust with my life, you can eat small amounts of candle wax! Although, even if I were told it's poisonous I'd still probably lick a candle.

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prole 1 point 6 months ago

I imagine it's something like those weird-ass wax juice bottle shaped "candy" things.

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lazycouchpotato 1 point 6 months ago

Funny you mentioned that. Tried it for the first time just yesterday. I guess I manifested tasting wax haha.

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DeathsEmbrace 7 points 6 months ago

A Microsoft data center

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87Six 7 points 6 months ago

Well I know this girl...

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njordomir 4 points 6 months ago

The one with the cat?

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NeatNit 7 points 6 months ago

One of the non-cakes on Is It Cake. I will claim victory by any means necessary!

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frankPodmore 7 points 6 months ago

THE SUN.

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hungryphrog 2 points 6 months ago

Hey I need that thing :(

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frankPodmore 2 points 6 months ago

Alright, just a sun.

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alternategait 7 points 6 months ago

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Agent641 7 points 6 months ago

An aircraft carrier, including all the seamen. I'm famished.

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DarrinBrunner 5 points 6 months ago

Start with the semen, you'll be full before you get to the food rations.

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bjoern_tantau 7 points 6 months ago

Nobody said lava yet? It looks so yummy!

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Witchfire 6 points 6 months ago

Starch packing peanuts

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LORDSMEGMA 2 points 6 months ago

The starch ones are edible. Maybe the styrofoam peanuts?

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Riverside 1 point 6 months ago

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Mac 6 points 6 months ago

Sadness

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No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 3 points 6 months ago

One can, but have to crap a bunch of diapair.

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Mantzy81 6 points 6 months ago

Kinderegg, which are banned in the US for being dangerous

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Mothra 3 points 6 months ago

Are we talking about the chocolate eggs with the little toy inside? How come that's dangerous for Americans? (Is it because of the little toy?!)

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AmazingSUPERG 2 points 6 months ago

Yes. There could be ANYTHING in them like a dirty bomb or drugs.

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DarkSirrush 5 points 6 months ago

I thought it was a dumbass concern of a child swallowing the toy capsule whole?

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Mantzy81 2 points 6 months ago

Not allowed anything in food that isn't food. I guess it does makes sense, especially if you're in a nation of fuckwits.

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Una 6 points 6 months ago

Everything is edible, something only once.

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chunes 6 points 6 months ago

Asbestos. It just looks like it would be fun to eat

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catbum 6 points 6 months ago

Gouache paint pigments. Cadmium red, cobalt blue... I want all the colors inside me!

^hehe^

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Yeller_king 6 points 6 months ago

C batteries. Had a dream once about eating em. They were chewy and had a nice tang.

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AmazingSUPERG 5 points 6 months ago

A CD. Pick my favourite album and chow down.

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BarbecueCowboy 5 points 6 months ago

I'm interested in what happens to it as it moves through the digestive system.

There are some incredibly hazardous waste products that are very difficult and expensive to dispose of.

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Elilol 5 points 6 months ago

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lime 5 points 6 months ago

space

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irelephant 4 points 6 months ago

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Passerby6497 4 points 6 months ago

Smart to leave tide pods off that list, since they're already edible.

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disregardable 4 points 6 months ago

the sugar cookie candles.

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WoodScientist 4 points 6 months ago

The Sun.

I shall eat the Sun.

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xyguy 1 point 6 months ago

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Staff 3 points 6 months ago

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hungryphrog 2 points 6 months ago

Bar or liquid?

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decended_being 3 points 6 months ago

Fiberglass insulation, please!

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lengau 3 points 6 months ago

If I digest it and poop out normal poop, PFAS

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smuuthbrane 3 points 6 months ago

I am going to eat quantum superposition. That's right, quantum computing no longer exists. Schrödinger's cat is alive and well. Only one thing happens, regardless of observation. You're welcome.

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hakase 3 points 6 months ago

Waffles.

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ivanafterall 3 points 6 months ago

Marbles.

Unless I only get one, in which case: a giant marble.

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Pyr_Pressure 3 points 6 months ago

As much gold flakes and small nuggets as I can eat. Technically safe to eat, then payday next time I need to use the toilet.

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hungryphrog 1 point 6 months ago

Why not just cronch up a whole bar?

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IchNichtenLichten 3 points 6 months ago

Arbys

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DarrinBrunner 3 points 6 months ago

I'll go with a one ounce platinum bar.

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blackouttripleseven 3 points 6 months ago

a bar of soap

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Kolanaki 3 points 6 months ago

A rod of enriched uranium.

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Jumi 3 points 6 months ago

A nickel

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HubertManne 2 points 6 months ago

is the thing tastey and nutritious or I can just eat it as a party trick? I guess im saying whats the end game with this ability?

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JennaR8r 2 points 6 months ago

That depends. If I eat "prosperity" with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?

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gwl 2 points 6 months ago

I think the latter

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hungryphrog 2 points 6 months ago

You will have the most prosperous poop of all time. You, yourself, will remain normal.

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Boozilla 2 points 6 months ago

One of those cool little character shaped erasers that look sort of like candy.

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BlackLaZoR 2 points 6 months ago

I would eat one bitcoin

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helpImTrappedOnline 2 points 6 months ago

A copy of Elder Scrolls VI.

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HugeNerd 1 point 6 months ago

An operational RTG.

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bitchkat 1 point 6 months ago

If I can eat it, doesn't it mean that is in fact edible?

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starlinguk 1 point 6 months ago

Pearls. Like Cleopatra.

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altkey 1 point 6 months ago

Budget option: colorful decorative glass marbles made for house plants. I am sure they would taste like sugar-free herbal candies or jello.

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Lumisal 1 point 6 months ago

Anti-freeze. It's allegedly tasty

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agent_nycto 1 point 6 months ago

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captain_aggravated 1 point 6 months ago

The concept of wealth.

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ThePantser 1 point 6 months ago

Cessna 150

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ghen 1 point 6 months ago

If this is a superpower I'll have my whole life then I'll take lead so that I don't get any more brain damage. All ingested lead gets passed harmlessly instead of going to my brain

If it's a one-time thing, then I'll go with methyl mercury in front of a room of scientists.

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Evotech -2 points 6 months ago

Why

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