You had me at homes.

Where is my pronoun bike garage?

I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen

I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule

Cleaned version

Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?

"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"

A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.

When do I move in?

Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.

Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3

Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅

A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho

"Gay room" lmao

I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.

Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.

I wish I had a gay room.

So the closet is that were we store the Gay?

Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.

It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.

How high is the rent? I... ahm a friend of me might be interested.

Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.

What… what do you keep in the abortion closet? :/

Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.

Wait, we still want marriage?

First you'd have to make homes affordable

Oh god do you think they have plant based abortion burgers

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Where do the other polycule people sleep? That bed isn't big enough for more than 2.

FUCK THAT. The bathrooms in my home are all people-with-penises-and-toxic-masculinity-only!

My wife has to go over to the neighbors' house to relieve herself!

By leaving this comment, I’m just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself!

So, where is the prostate massage basement?

Abortion

Fuck I'm laughing way too hard

That abortion room seems superfluous.

I mean....I'm pretty sure "trans bathroom" is kinda redundant in a house? It's just a shared bathroom for anyone there. It's like saying "assless chaps" all chaps are assless so......they're just chaps?

Sus to have abortion very next to boy(wife)'s kitchen... do that imply... mpreg?

Is it common for conservatives to have sepatate, genered bathrooms?

I mean, my ex and I used different bathrooms, but that's because she really didn't like sharing bathrooms in general.

It's not far off from the time I was living with a gay throuple and one other in a 100m2 apartment.

What’s a gay room? Like is the room gay or do we do gay stuff only in that room?

If you need me I'm at the Sex before Marriage Lounge.

damn roomba sent my floorplan home again

I'm here for the trans bathroom. I'll be using it all day. Try and prove i wasnt born the opposite to what I am before ive finished pissing.

not true. i also want it on wheels and to have a little gayrage for my ebikes.

Still not as good as the estrogen burger meme

Is Gay Room just when it's gaytime in the bathroom?

Find me in the kitchen making food for the sex before marriage lounge 😌

why is this funny???

All residential bathrooms are trans bathrooms.

I wish I had a gay room.

Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?

My apartment fr fr

The patio where I keep my weed smoking girl friends.

I'll give it all up, except my weed smoking patio.

I don't think that pantry is big enough to store all my sbortion

I worry the gay room isn't large enough. But at least there's a straight line from the sex before marriage lounge to the abortion.

Translation: I am uncomfortable with people different from me and I want to dictate how they live their lives, therefore I project upon those other people that they must want to do the same to me and all the world's decent people who are (of course) like me.

I would love to have an abortion clinic in my place

I'd offer free abortions, contraception, sterilisations and all the help I could give to people who are facing having their life ruined by an unwanted pregnancy

it needs to have a carls jr and taco bell side room, then its pretty much perfect. Note that anyone can use the trans bathroom. And we'll just call the poker room the gay room, no one in my friend group could possibly care less what a room is called. Because we're not 8 years old.

The crazy thought that there might be people out there that have gendered bathrooms at home

Is this a parody or legit mental illness in motion?