Well, it IS a joke. They're a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Well, it IS a joke. They're a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah.. Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
"Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation."
just say the 🥚 emoji to them
this totally doesnt already mean something

It is really a meme if it doesn't have boomer aspect ratio issues?
Jesus didn't die for good cropping
Jesus didn't die for you, Jesus didn't die for me. Jesus didn't die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I'm onto something here)
Anyway, here's Wonder Wall
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
He died for your sins.
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you'll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
From memory, I'd say it's pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
1 day blinding stew
"Whelp, can see so I can't do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away"
That kid probably.
Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
I'm a massage therapist and I'll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.
IRL Quagmire lmao
I think it's time we take a stand for what we believe in
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)
Oh, we don't do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We're not billionaires.
Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?
Edit (I reread this) I'm also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴☠️ and might have parents that could post bail
If you ask yourself what kind of people support those billionaires, that dude, right there.
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew's age.
It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can. also depends on the type of porn. If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.
Generally the type doesn't matter. The age of exposure does, but the type doesn't.
As for weed, whataboutism isn't helpful.
So you would say that if he was jacking it to a chimp using a frog as flesh light just as bad as some white bread mofos filming their sexy time just as bad? You sure that kind of porn don't matter?
There is no what aboutism with weed, he is too young. 25 min age for weed should be the standard.
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.
"Don't come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping."
This kid will be alright
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
"Out of control" means different things to christo-fascists.
To them, it means 'doesn't do exactly what I say at all times'.
A christofascist literally called the police on me a couple weeks ago and called me "out of control" to them for somehow walking past her disrespectfully. She doesn't know I know where she lives and I'm trying very hard to be the better person (read, I'm trying not to make her feel unsafe in her home the rest of her miserably short life by, I don't know, putting a bunch of horror movie posters on her windows in the middle of the night so when she wakes up she thinks she's gone to hell. Along my business card, letting her to know it was me. Self control is hard sometimes.) but I am a horrible person and this is well established. I should just tell some bottle kids where she lives.
Go with the bottle kids for sure.
I already have them
I mean I guess that is technically "out of [their] control"
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad.. whatever.
Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.
Porn can be a similar conversation, "here's why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can't decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought."
Punishment like this all but guarantees he won't ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.
Living his best life.
If my mom masturbated next to me, that would probably have suppressed my sexdrive well into my 80s.
What a motherfucking G.
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.
Cuck your uncle?
Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird
compression and artifacting, not everything is AI.
Yeah the hands are sus, and the shadow on the sign, and everything as a whole.
This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren't much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.
I found it on Pinterest and reverse image searched to get a higher qualify image, but I assume it was just run through some filter or something
Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.
Bro a decade ago was 2016, weed was crazy then too.
We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s, now it's barely over 30%. You're making the difference sound more extreme than it is, especially when comparing to just a decade ago.
Comparing weed from the 60s to weed from the 80s, now that's where you will acurally see a crazy difference.
The only major difference that happened in the last decade is that dabbing got wildly popular, but the flower did not change significantly in the last 10 years
We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s,
Uh, maybe in California.
You could sometimes get ahold of the 20% stuff where I am in the early 00s, but the dealers would mark it up to like $60/eighth so it was only for special occasions.
Everything else was "beasters" or "mids"
Just grow your own. Us casuals can't make it as balls blasting as the pros can, but it's still plenty strong.
If you're growing indoors it's not that difficult to grow really, really good weed. This was just my second attempt with still much too learn:
In your experience, do you think I could get away with growing in a tent in an apartment with a carbon scrubber and negative air pressure in the tent or should I not even attempt it?
In my opinion no. A good carbon filter (I recommend Rhino Pro) will almost eliminate the smell, but even if you use automatic watering, at some point you will have to open the tent to harvest the plant, at which point your neighbors will definitely notice if they are home. There is definitely a risk of getting caught if it's illegal in your country
I think that if i was driving by there i could only read "I smoked" and that's it.
This smile says it all.
Side note, any parent that does shit like this, needs to be charged with child endangerment and abuse. Investigated for further abuse as well.
That's supposed to be a punishment? They're letting him brag
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Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.
That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
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