how do you do, fellow human
I too, enjoy the company of blackjack and to play hookers
how do you do, fellow human
I too, enjoy the company of blackjack and to play hookers
I’m getting close to just giving up on the internet.
I'll be hanging out in the underworld guarded by Anubis
That means if Google’s verification system gets widely adopted, browsing the web could become a headache.
Using a phone to scan a QR code in order to access a website on my desktop is a headache even if it has no dependencies in particular.
Unless it was the website I needed inorder to receive an organ donation, I would just close it.
I could claim that's an act of righteous protest, but really I just know that absent my needing a new liver, there's no website I would ever care enough about to get me to scan a QR code just to keep browsing.
I spend most of my day without a phone near me. I hate phones, this won't encourage me to do anything but pull further away.
I suppose that is a win. Real life isn't happening on a screen.
Ignoring the de-Googled phones for a sec: I assume if you're using a desktop, then the QR shows up and you have to drag out your phone to scan it in the camera app that then prompts to open the google play store. Dumb, but possible for people who have a phone with Android. What about those that don't? Would you need a google account?
Now if it's all on phone (using Chrome or Firefox or whatever) and pops up a QR code, you can't scan it... but the browser would have to open the play store directly and thats a huge security no-no. The browser shouldn't even know I have the Play Store.
I have a feeling the hundreds of us that are de-Googled ad just going to stop using these sites all together.

We will (actually already have) make our own Internet, with blackjack, and hookers.
https://support.google.com/...
According to this support page only older iOS versions would need additional app. So I can assume Apple and Google collaborate on that and Apple added the "feature" in newer iOS already.
Bro wtf? Time to stop using the website using these anti-competitive captchas. I hope they get fined for this
You'll probably have to install a Google app I guess.
What about people who use iPhones? Even if I used a normal google android I wouldn't want to be bothered to scan a qr code with my phone to verify myself every time
This is awesome news for scammers:
Once this is implemented, Google will have finally succeeded in closing the entire fucking internet. That is, assuming this will become anywhere successful and smaller websites will be using it as well.
Wtf
And started off with letter identification to help with reading scanned books. For example, place 3 known 'R's tell users to select all R's. If majority of people select 4 R's then that unknown 4th R becomes a known letter
I knew that function. And improving OCR felt like a worthwhile endeavor to crowdsource. There are a lot of old books that we need to digitize before we lose them forever.
The pivot to recognizing things for self-driving cars makes a lot of sense, but I really don't like the idea that I'm increasing shareholder value for Tesla.
I won't install an app to access a fucking website.
And any service that uses it can fuck off.
Which is why governments exist. Supposedly.
@ennof@feddit.org @LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world @technology@lemmy.world
As if it were a matter of caring or wanting/not wanting to use websites... It would be really nice to live in such a world where one could have the luxury of "choosing". Unfortunately, it's not this world for many people and many peoples.
To exemplify this, there are websites I, as a Brazilian, can't simply choose whether to use or not, because there are government and bureau websites for services through which I'm expected to comply with citizen things I didn't ask for (as I didn't ask to be born in this world to begin with). Online services such as "DETRAN" (state-wise transportation bureaus where one must renew one's driver's license), which I remember having to click a reCAPTCHA in order to proceed with transportation-related citizen duties. I can't have the luxury of saying "you know what, I'm not renewing my driver's license which has become my ID for a plethora of services not even related to driving, which means I'm going ID-less and becoming a legally-indigent person in the eyes of the next cop that requests my ID".
Hell, I can't even choose to have a degoogled phone because our customs (Receita Federal) will likely deny the entry for any "unlicensed device" (i.e. devices not licensed by ANATEL, Brazilian telecommunication agency). And installing a custom ROM in any available device is not without the risk of bricking the device (and losing a monthly minimum wage worth of money spent with said device) especially for someone like me who never installed custom ROMs.
Again, would be really awesome to live in the world you described where one could afford "caring to use" things...
Well the good thing is that now Google enshittified recaptcha and now if the website owner wants to implement it, needs to pay $1 for 1000 verification requests which is crazy expensive for something that as of now it's easy to pass as a bot than as a human (bots ask the voice verification and ask a LLM to interpret that, pass recaptcha in less than a second. Humans need to click on 25 traffic lights and give up in the process)
@dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works TIL Philipp Mainländer, David Benatar and countless other competent philosophers were/are all teenagers doing teenager ramblings!
All depends on your perspective I suppose. I didn't ask to be messaged by you so I figure I'm absolved right?
Would this pass in EU? Seems anti competition. Do we need another movement like stop chat control to mobilize people?
It's not just anti-competition, but anti-privacy - Google will know exactly who is going to what sites, regardless of your browser.
Probably not, but my expectations is the EU will slam them with a record fine of 0.03% of their monthly revenue after 5 years of investigations and obligation to provide an alternative solution, that they will work around so it still does not fix anything.
By the time the damages would be done.
Has anyone seen the benefits of EU's mandatory opening of chat systems to third parties yet??
Oh god ur right :(
Yeah, this should definitely not be allowed. Google should not be allowed to dictate which operating systems people are allowed to use. And no doubt that this is harmful to many European companies and prevents competition in the space of mobile operating systems.
That said, it remains to be seen if anything will get done about it.
I mean, OK... Until every bank, government service, health care provider, etc implements this.
It turns out reCAPCHA has been a privacy nightmare from the beginning: from silently monitoring user activity in the background, to sending payment information to Google; in order for an AI to assess the data, and return a risk-score to the website. But that apparently wasn't bold enough, and now an effective 2FA is required, which provides additional telemetry to Google (but not to the website or app: which is obviously the privacy concern). So get ready to 2FA with Google upon registration, login, updating your cart, and payment; or to skip the hassle, you should just let an approved "shopping assistant" make purchases for you ("that drive a projected 25% increase in average order value"). I don't even own a modern Android or iOS device, so how am I supposed to solve these?
I think I'll just go to a local store and pay in cash instead. I'm starting to think the Amish have the right idea, anyone know where I can rent a horse and buggy?
Yeah, on the rare occasion where I do order something online, and happen to trip up the convoluted system, I rather give the webshop a call, than giving into this dystopian nonsense. And I've long done away with any mainstream platforms, which I suspect will happily adopt the system (especially those who forced me to adopt 2FA: which was seemingly just in preparation of this...). I'll happily function as an example, to illustrate just how morally unjust it is, to effectively force someone to purchase and use a device they explicitly chose not to use; I really want to hear someone justify that.
I think there's few people left, which do not believe we've gone too far with technology, so the Amish to some extend are definitely onto something.
google allows V3 version to be used REDDIT , thats why there has ben a huge amount of bans last year. alledgely to catch bots or whatever.
This is evil. Fuck it. I want nothing to do with these cunts anymore. I'm degoogling this year.
My weather apps force google play integrity checks too 💀
Don't use those apps, there are alternatives.
Until Google kills them in a few months
How about govt apps, it's a ridiculous lockout
Lobby your govt to not lockdown their apps.
There is a fucking huge market for non Google non iPhone come on somebody get the fuck on it
I really hate the idea that any car I buy in the future is going to come stuffed with fucky software that I don't want. Software defined car my fucking brown asshole.
I don't want some old jalopy with a carburetor and crank windows, but there's so little benefit to the individual for all the shit that I can't imagine wanting it.
I do my own repairs and I hate that half the time I need to get my laptop out to reset a thing, clear a code, re-initiate some shit. Pulling the battery cable off used to work for most things, but not anymore and for a long time.
I bought the car, but they own the software? So if I want do change or repair something, I have to pay them, but if the software shits the bed, I have to pay them? Everything ends with me paying them for something I already paid for.
Fuck that.
Big market, but also huge barrier to entry to get a phone ecosystem off the ground. MS, Amazon, Facebook, Mozilla and many others have tried and failed. Apple and Google have huge moats
they had the benefits of being first in the market.
They weren't really first though? Symbian, Windows Mobile and Blackberry were around but couldn't keep up
Sailfish is closed-source, isn't it? I want to be excited about it, but I am hesitant about another closed-source OS.
well it's kinda semi open sadly..
monopoly capital tisk tisk tisk... we need to keep the children safe... don't you care about the children?
This requirement will kick in the moment the system suspects suspicious activity. At that point, reCAPTCHA will forgo the old image puzzles and require you to scan a QR code with your smartphone to prove you’re human.
How is this going to work if you're browsing the internet on your phone??
the surgically implanted chip is required to be scanned
Drink verification can to continue
$7.00
How is this going to work if you’re browsing the internet on your phone??
Easy, they force you to install an app, just click the link and agree to all the permissions and cookies and stuff. It might be malware, it might be legit, who knows?

Google copying UI workflows from literal malware developers...
such terrible user experience. tech is so over
You can screen grab to get it using the stupid Gemini shit
It SHOULD spell bad news for the people that use this verification method because it just means they lose those customers.
I was wondering how they would screw the new Motorola phones coming out since they couldn't do the whole "factory operating system has been tampered with" mode of whining and being little bitches.
Glad to see their engineers came up with another way to fuck us! Thanks google!
We need to move away from Google. Just make them obselete.
the more we keep pushing back the more we can try and make them obsolete!
We'll talk about that again when all banks, online reservation, government websites all require the new captcha.
Oh, but you can still join us by phone to talk to an AI agent or wait forr 240mins of average waiting time for a human operator.
Banks love to reinvent the wheel and definitely can't trust Google to be part of their workflow, as Google will 100% change UI or steps or rename the app or discontinue the app while replacing it with an identical one but with a different name but less features with no advance notice. Relying on Google for banking workflow means that one day the bank user support will be overwhelmed by requests like "the button disappeared, where is it now"
For the rest of stuff, this system IMHO has too much friction, the bounce rate will be too high. Businesses won't like to pay for a bot detection system (it costs $1 per 1000 verifications) that will push humans away while bots pass it without problems (either by using the accessibility workaround or by using those smartphone farms in southeast Asia)
Even worst there is a huge privacy concern here. Google would associate who's browsing anonymously in desktop with their phones which Google has more access on your information. It is already a privacy concern before but at that time they go in a roundabout way, today we just give them the platter.
At that point, reCAPTCHA will forgo the old image puzzles and require you to scan a QR code with your smartphone to prove you’re human.
What is that supposed to mean? What QR code? Just any? I'm supposed to find some QR code laying around and scan it? Or will the webpage display a QR and I'm supposed to scan it with my phone using a mirror or something?
The example image I saw was of a page opened on a laptop, which prompted you to scan with a phone. If you don't have a (compatible) phone, I'm curious how that would go.
Oh, I thought they are talking about browsing on their phones.
That still makes very little sense. What if someone has an iPhone? What if I am browsing on my phone? What if I don't have my phone near me? This sounds like some optional, extreme case feature. Like when they are pretty much sure you're a bot but the website optionally gives you last one chance to prove you're not instead of just rejecting your request.
What if someone has an iPhone?
Per https://support.google.com/...
Supported Environments for reCAPTCHA Mobile Verification:
Android Devices:
- Google Play Services version 25.41.30 or greater.
- To verify Google Play Services version on an Android device, open Settings > Apps > All Apps > Google Play Services
iOS/iPadOS devices for QR Code Scan:
- Version 15.0 or greater.
iOS/iPadOS devices for "Click to Verify" Button:
- Version 16.4 or greater.
- Version 15.0-16.4 with the reCAPTCHA app installed.
What if I am browsing on my phone?
I'm not seeing anything related to that specifically, but I imagine a (supported) mobile browser will be able to interface with Play Services directly and not need a QR code challenge.
If you use an unsupported browser, I think we can both guess what's gonna happen. As for what browsers are supported:
Browser requirements for reCAPTCHA
We support the two most recent major versions of the following:
- desktop (Windows, Linux, Mac) - Chrome - Firefox - Safari - Chromium Edge
- mobile
- Chrome
- Safari
- Android native browser
Guess if you're using Firefox mobile, you're fucked - plz switch to Chrome, thank you and welcome to our digital prison saferoom!
What if I don't have my phone near me?
You mean you don't carry our surveillance device with you 23/7 (we'll give you an hour for sleep)?
I'm somehow reminded of that mobile Diablo announcement and the surprised response "Don't you guys have phones?"
This sounds like some optional, extreme case feature. Like when they are pretty much sure you're a bot but the website optionally gives you last one chance to prove you're not instead of just rejecting your request.
The stated goal is to fight fraudulent agentic AI: "As we identify potentially fraudulent behavior from agents, we enable application providers to deter and mitigate malicious requests by requesting humans to be in the loop using the new QR code-based challenge."
So they'd do this when they suspect the thing interacting with the page is not a human, but expects a human to be involved with the process. How exactly that "potentially fraudulent behavior" would be detected is a different question and I have absolutely zero faith that it will fulfill its mission dutifully and without collateral damage. But then, if you're compliant with their requirements, that collateral damage is negligible. They made sure that the prison saferoom is really comfy.
Thanks for checking. That clarifies things a lot.
I guess we're fucked. reCaptcha is not used for visiting websites but for registering or submitting form. I can think of couple of cases where I'm required to complete captcha for online shopping or, ever worse, for work. Step by step they will force us all to either use approved devices or be locked out of big parts of the internet.
This is of course thanks to all the people shitting on Firefox over the years and saying that Chrome is just better and that there's nothing wrong with giving Google control over the web. So yeah, thanks.
Zugzwang strategy. You have to make move, there's not even an option not to play.
It's not just about capturing the mobile phone market and punishing alternate ROM developers, it's also pushing people into the market that might otherwise choose to have a dumb phone, no phone, do things in person, via mail, etc. No android/iPhone? Good luck with online shopping, communicating with medical providers, checking your kid's grades online, paying utility bills, taxes, etc. etc.
As the boomers die off, and fewer people do things the pre-internet way, there's no incentive for governments, businesses, and so forth to maintain those processes and systems. Why would we have a receptionist take appointments by phone if she's just typing them into the same web interface? Why print report cards when we can post them online? Why maintain a storefront and not just warehouses like Amazon?
Opt-in to surveillance or opt out of necessary parts of life, all under the guise of "convenience".
Surely this would be nearly impossible for visually impaired people, which makes me question the ability for governments to implement this on their websites.
I know about screen reader software for visual impairment, but to expect a blind person use a separate device with a camera to take a “photo” of a QR code on another screen is beyond comprehension. Well, at least it would be in the normal timeline.
I guess I’ll have to switch to a dumb phone out of spite now.
I've scanned 4 QR codes in my life. 2 were not what I was told they would be.
I will never scan a QR code again.
I scanned a QR code once. I got JSON data back, with embedded links and other useless metadata.
Better use the self-checkout while you still can!
Why the hell did that website request my precise location data? No, get the fuck out of here with that BS.
oh god this can get fuuuuuuucked
cool. guess I won't be using any of the things that use it.
🤷 oh well.
This requirement will kick in the moment the system suspects suspicious activity. At that point, reCAPTCHA will forgo the old image puzzles and require you to scan a QR code with your smartphone to prove you’re human. Although this will stop an autonomous bot in its tracks, it also adds another step to verification. But the problem runs a little deeper than the annoyance of a single additional step.
I didn't see what the spec of this new recaptcha is but my first thought is an android emulator and a free google account combined with whatever bot/LLM wants to pass through is probably going to be what happens.
Fuck that. One of the biggest offenders of web scraping and bot traffic wants to force us all to install their spyware just to verify that we're human when there have already been much simpler ways to do this without that bullshit captcha for years...
Yeah, don't use Google. We will dwell in an alternative Web and soon it really will be illegal...
Everyone with a technically inclined, logical, forward-thinking brain did. Unfortunately, that probably at best describes no more than roughly 10-15% of people.
I think I will just install Ubuntu Touch on my phones in a few months. Feels like it's just time to abandon ship.
They only need to be on a recent version of iOS, nothing else.
Will forcing a page to desktop mode do anything?
No, because if you come across this on a desktop, you'll have to whip your Android or iOS device out to scan a QR code for verification.... On your desktop.... Linking your desktop to your phone.
... bruh
Only if it's a sizable and vocal number of users unfortunately.
Yup, exactly. It needs to meet a critical threshold of users. Otherwise, sites will just look at those few users and go “lol update to a phone that works, loser.”
What stops a bot to just run an android emulator to scan any prompted qr?
This would only track if we read the small letter of the proposal. That this only work on android devices which have verified identify signed within their account. Meaning that android would require id verification, aka upload your id to google.
Which will make identity theft profitable but in a subtle way that won't show up in credit reports.
So wait a moment. How can the browser even check if play services are installed? And scanning a QR code is just accessing the camera, what does that have to do with Play Services?
Supported Environments for reCAPTCHA Mobile Verification: https://support.google.com/...
If I understand it correctly it would be something that certain websites chose to add.
If a website add this new captcha you wont be able to access the website without a verified android (and I suppose apple too) device.
The device with google play would be use as a way to verify, no matter the device used to browse that website.
Honestly. It's terrible, but i might actually have to give Apple money for my next phone.
I'm just done with Android at this point.
We had a good run, but it's over.
"They are building walls around my open garden. If I'm going to jail might as well be club fed"
There I fixed it for you.
Fuck apple and fuck Google.
Give me an actual Linux alternative.
According to Google's docs, they already have as of iOS 16.4.
Apple: Shhhh. sh. sh. sh. You like it. I like it. We don’t need to tell anyone. You want silicon or spit, this time?
Apple is horrible aswell, not just their practices but their interfaces.
So now Chinese who managed to bypass the firewall cannot access western sites behind Google's new Captcha-wall?
Wow, great job, Google. 🙄
(I mean unless they managed to import a Googled-phone into China too)
Not trying to be an ass here, but why the fuck would Google care about Chinese ILLEGALLY accessing the world internet. They shouldn't even be on it in the first place according to big daddy pooh. China is a utopia according the the CCP, they don't need to access the evil Internet.
I have absolutely zero data to back my thought up here. But Google probably cares about illegal Chinese access because it would piss off the Chinese government. Google would love to get into China, it's a huge market.
I has nothing to do with the version number itself.
It has to do with the functionality that version includes.
Meaning thar there will be websites that would ask for you to scan a qr in order to access them. And that qr scan could only be done from google play services after that version.
My thinking is Android refuses to install things of a lower version number generally so if play services was higher it might refuse updates.
Doesn't solve the likely needing root to patch it of course and if you have that you might as well just replace it with Micro G or similar.
Captcha in general are annoying to customers there is no point having them today too be fair. I would consider bot visits these days as potential costumers seeing how they can buy stuff online now. If your blocking your sites because your afraid they are scraping and using it for training. Then you are just blocking the small timers likely those people who wants to democratized AI like Deepseek. While the biggest culprit like Google's web crawlers have free rain to train on your data. Those who are determined will would just pass that to captcha farm.
thanks for using Leebra!
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If you're a web dev, and you implement this, just know you won't receive my web traffic. Ill go live with the other robots and we will start our own internet with blackjack and hookers.
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