I'd saw off my leg for my grocery store to start carrying something besides shitty IPA's and Budweiser

3 years ago by crucifix_peen to c/memes

deathbird 120 points 3 years ago

What do you mean it's only IPAs here?

Why there's also Double IPAs, triple IPAs, quad IPAs, Imperial IPAs, every kind of fruit-infused IPAs, hazy IPAs, seasonal IPAs, limited edition IPAs, New England style IPA, West Coast Style IPAs, wheat IPAs, rye IPAs, oat IPAs, Session IPAs, red IPAs, and non-alcoholic IPAs.

And if none of that appeals to you we also have a limited edition seasonal dry-hopped pils that according to the menu tastes like an IPA.

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PraiseTheSoup 11 points 3 years ago

You forgot Black IPA's, which I unironically love and have an extremely difficult time finding compared to 5-10 years ago.

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wisplike_sustainer -2 points 3 years ago

Most probably none of those are proper IPAs. The 'I' in IPA stands for India. IPA is only half-done, if it did not travel on a sailboat around the Africa from England to India.

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Beelzebro 2 points 3 years ago

I’m pretty sure you’re kidding, but I downvoted just in case you’re not

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wisplike_sustainer 4 points 3 years ago

Fair enough. I was kidding, but downvoting a joke that lame is well deserved.

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fouloleron 2 points 3 years ago

I got the reference, and it amused me.

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empireOfLove 76 points 3 years ago

Depends where you live. Areas with a smaller craft brew scene do end up with the "nothing but IPA" problem. But where I live in the PNW there's simply so damn many that even with 50% of them being IPA's, you still get a huge selection of other pilsners, stouts, amber ales, hefenweizens... its pretty nice.

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chemical_cutthroat 21 points 3 years ago

I work for a brewery in Portland, and we'd like to make over varieties, but hazys and IPAs are what sell.

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Potatos_are_not_friends 13 points 3 years ago

Nailed it.

"Welcome! We have 30 beers on tap."

And dark beers?

"We have this single India pale ale."

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chemical_cutthroat 4 points 3 years ago

Oh, we've got a hoppy red for people who want something dark...

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brambledog 19 points 3 years ago

About 10 years ago it was probably closer to 80% IPAs. It was a big joke here that IPA stands for I Pretend (I'm not an) Alcoholic.

The only reason there is more on the market now is because we all stopped pretending the taste of motor oil with grapefruit gave us a better buzz.

Even now, most breweries will only seem to offer 4 varieties of IPAs, a pilsner/lager and a stout. Maybe an Amber but I feel the Mac & Jack's copycat scene has mostly died out now.

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rockSlayer 8 points 3 years ago

Very true. I thought I hated craft beer because I lived in a small town in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Minnesota. I moved to Minneapolis, and it's craft beer galore. My personal favorite brewery is Fair State

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Pistcow 8 points 3 years ago

Live in Seattle and that's not true. 95% of them are IPAs and I just want a good Blonde.....

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lolcatnip 3 points 3 years ago

Same, except I want something like a bock or doppelbock.

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SeaJ 1 point 3 years ago

Blondes are not completely uncommon here. They generally have one or something similar on tap at most bars/restaurants.

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Pistcow 1 point 3 years ago

1 blonde and 47 IPAs that taste like compost. Ambers are good too amd Mack & Jack's African Amber is a good beer to that I can usually find here.

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SeaJ 1 point 3 years ago

An exaggeration but I do get your point. Bars should probably have maybe two IPAs (one hazy and one standard) and then a host of other beers styles. I'd love to come across more dark lagers personally but those are pretty rare even in places like Chuck's Hop Shop

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gst0ck -1 points 3 years ago
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JudahBenHur -2 points 3 years ago

guh, blonde ale, really?

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Pistcow 2 points 3 years ago

Or Ambers

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JudahBenHur 1 point 3 years ago

Amber Ale is waaaaaay more complex and generally better than blonde ales imo.. Do you like malt forward beers?

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MasterBlaster 7 points 3 years ago

Same here in New England, but... The restaurants are IPA heavy, and the beer vendors have lots of IPA.

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nilloc 0 points 3 years ago

And some of us are ok with that…

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saltesc 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah. I like Hazys, IPAs, Stouts, Reds, Amber's, Pils, Browns, Bitters...shit. I think I just like beer. I'm not a fan of lager and wheat beers though.

But when weather calls for it, love a nice hazy, gose, or sour. And like parking through a strong IPA.

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SeaJ 5 points 3 years ago

True. It does seem like it is more than 50% sometimes. Unforthcoming my taste buds are pretty burnt out from too many IPAs at this point. I used to love a wide range of beers but now basically stick to a hoppy-nonhoppy scale. I used to love Belgians and ambers and porters and all sorts of beers that were on the maltier side. Not really my jam anymore.

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ImFresh3x 2 points 3 years ago

My comment isn’t disagreeing with you. Only adding my two cents.

I live in an city that is on the top 10 list for breweries per capita in the world. And it’s all IPAs. Maybe 20% is not. And yeah it’s nice that I have 20 beers to chose from that aren’t ipas when I go to a place with 100 taps. I just hate having to sort though it all.

There should be an IPA menu, and a non ipa menu.

Also: IPAs have a lot of sugar content, and combined with alcohol sugar gives me a shitty buzz and a headache. I don’t know how people can drink more than one.

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bees_knees 1 point 3 years ago

My IPAs and my pilsners finish at the same final gravity. IPAs do not universally have a lot of sugar. It's the same as any other beer of similar alcohol content/starting gravity. If I got rid of the hops, I'd just have a strong English ale.

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ImFresh3x 0 points 3 years ago

I believe you. You obviously know more. But it just seems so clear when I drink something crisp and light that I’m not getting that sugar high and headache I associate with strawberry daiquiris. But I get it from IPAs.

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 69 points 3 years ago

IPA's are like someone took the worst part of beer and made it the only part of the beer.

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banana_head 30 points 3 years ago

Oh, no...I like IPAs...does this mean you guys are gonna make me go back to Reddit?

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doggle 23 points 3 years ago

I'm afraid so. Enjoying an IPA is simply unconscionable in the Lemmy hive mind.

Seriously though, I like an IPA once in a while myself, I just wish the local store had a little more selection

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reverendsteveii 3 points 3 years ago

It's not a hive mind, it's a central consciousness

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iamdanno 3 points 3 years ago

It's a federated consciousness.

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pinkwerdo 3 points 3 years ago

It's a collective consciousness

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laverabe 2 points 3 years ago

It actually is more of a hive mind than reddit. A decentralized consciousness.

Resistance is futile.

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SendMePhotos 6 points 3 years ago

No, you'll just be the lemmy nerd and be bullied about it.

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mayonaise_met 2 points 3 years ago

For anyone who likes IPAs anyway, their low alcohol versions do tend to taste a lot more like real beer than any low alcohol pale lager does.

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turkalino 2 points 3 years ago

Yeah, alcohol. IPAs taste like bitter piss as much as lagers do but at least with IPAs I get drunk faster and don’t put on as much weight.

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soggy_kitty 1 point 3 years ago

What types of beer would you recommend?

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 8 points 3 years ago

Personally I'm more of a pilsner guy. I just hate the bitterness of IPA's.

Bitter is the flavor of hops. IPA's are made with a ridiculous amount of hops. I prefer beer with lower amounts of hops.

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yata 5 points 3 years ago

Bitter is the flavor of hops.

It very much depends on how you apply the hops. New England style IPAs aren't bitter at all (very low IBU comparable to some pilsners in fact), even though it is probably the type of beer which has the most hops added. The hops are added in the form of aroma hops, which usually provides a citrus flavour instead of the bitterness of bittering hops.

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 3 years ago

I wish that was how American IPA's worked. 90% of them are bitter af. Like I'd rather eat an entire grapefruit than drink the average American IPA

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bemenaker 2 points 3 years ago

Saisons, sour, pilsner, altbier, Oktoberfest, stouts, bocks, porter

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SnowdenHeroOfOurTime -1 points 3 years ago

Username checks out

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reverendsteveii 51 points 3 years ago

I've always liked IPAs, and I'm probably going to continue to, but the style is kinda beat. They're at a point now where they're just doing the most nitpicky variations on the theme. Dry-hopped rather than wet? That's a juicy IPA. Lactose back sweetening? Milkshake IPA. Ran out of finings and can't clarify your beer? It's not ruined, it's haaaaaazy. Strong enough to black you out after three? Double IPA. After two? Imperial IPA. No stronger than the American light lagers you used to steal from your dad? Session IPA.

The point of IPAs was that they were full of huge, bold flavor in a market that was saturated by beers that were competing with one another to taste the most like a vodka soda and have the lowest calories (and therefore ABV) possible. They were the revolutionary vanguard of beer that tasted like beer. But now I can get all sorts of wild shit. Fruit sours, coffee/chocolate stouts, real pilseners that actually taste like beer, proper copper lagers, all sorts of amazing stuff. The era of the IPA being the only "real beer" has ended. I wish someone would tell the breweries.

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Hawk 15 points 3 years ago

Man, all those "wild things" you mention have existed for ages here in Belgium. IPAs are pretty much the new kid on the block. Weird how different our cultures are.

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phar 4 points 3 years ago

Do you mean you wish someone would tell the stores? You just said you can get all those other things, those would be coming from breweries.

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reverendsteveii 3 points 3 years ago

No, I mean I wish someone would tell the breweries that they can pare it back to only seven different IPAs per season and instead invest more in different styles. I can get some wild shit because I'm fortunate to have one really good store about 20 minutes away but between being in PA with weird laws about who can sell booze, how strong it can be and how much they can sell and the relative glut of local brewers that are still in 2010 we could stand some work. Even moreso because the summer is winding down and I can already hear the thunderous sound of the Imperial Pumpkin Ales rolling in. "It's 14% ABV! Put a caramel cinnamon rim on the glass and it might even taste like something!"

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dangblingus 4 points 3 years ago

I love a real ass IPA, but like anything, after a while you get bored of the same old same old. Dabbled with seltzers for a hot minute, but I'm back to wine/cider mostly now. IPAs being so heavy feel more like Trappistes to me now: only during the winter.

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reverendsteveii 2 points 3 years ago

Fair go. I really only brew ciders and seltzers nowadays but that's mostly because they don't have a cook step (and therefore don't have a wort chilling step that's a giant pain in the ass and a wonderful place for infection to creep in)

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SwampYankee 2 points 3 years ago

A lot of that stuff existed alongside IPAs like Dogfish Head for years. The explosion of IPAs in recent years coincides with the rise of Tree House Brewing, who may not have invented the New England IPA, but certainly mainstreamed it. At their second brewery, you'd see license plates from all over the country and you had to either show up 3 hours before opening or wait 3 hours in line. It was insanity. They were selling out every day at $15-20 a can back in 2014. They made stupid money, and their expansions since then will tell you all you need to know.

Anyway, within a year, the copycats started appearing, and that's when the IPA craze really took off.

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ikidd 2 points 3 years ago

IPAs sell.

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solidgrue 35 points 3 years ago

OMG, I've quit so many homebrew clubs because of their unnatural fascination with hops, Hops, HOPS!!! Boil 'em, brew on 'em, back 'em in your taps... HOPSSS!!!!

If i wanted to feel like I've just been smacked in the face with a bag of fresh grass cuttings, I'm sure I could pay a guy.

One fucking guy was making hops extracts to DROPPER into his Hazy New England IPA so there was a fucking green oil slick on top. I quit on the spot, got up and walked out.

Reference brewing in to US is a lost art. Present a Kölsch or a Maibock in spec and they shit on you because its too sweet, but if you just make it an Imperial with more hops..?

Ptui.

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blergh 4 points 3 years ago
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areyouevenreal 4 points 3 years ago

What the fudge is this comment?

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SwampYankee 5 points 3 years ago

Urban millennials. It's barely even ironic, although in my experience the retreat into hedonism and arrested development are coping mechanisms for a world that isn't even remotely what any of the adults in the 90s promised us it would be. Any outward excitement is simply a mask over a deep ennui.

Also it's a copypasta.

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blergh -2 points 3 years ago
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upandatom 3 points 3 years ago

Some people can't take a breath without making it political.

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darcy 34 points 3 years ago

cant relate. i love the International Phonetic Alphabet

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PeWu 10 points 3 years ago

Well, I also like Isopropyl Alcohol

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SRo 31 points 3 years ago

Fuck that, I love ipas. I had to live half if my life with bland lager and pilsner and nothing else. Ipas ftw

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bouh 22 points 3 years ago

There are beers that are not IPA but do have taste too.

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Izzent -12 points 3 years ago

Me Me Me Me Me

So you don't give a shit that they only sell IPA as long as you're satisfied? Sounds like one hell of an ego trip to me.

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corsicanguppy 12 points 3 years ago

So you don’t give a shit that they only sell IPA as long as you’re satisfied? Sounds like one hell of an ego trip to me.

Yeah. The guy wants to buy things he likes and is pleased when a store has a few suitable items as a minimum.

Fuck him and his wallet, right?

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bemenaker 1 point 3 years ago

A few, you mean like 90% of the aisle and very few of anything else to choose from?

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drdalek13 29 points 3 years ago

Can't a man get a sour or two? Maybe some regional cider, if it's not too much to ask?

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GBU_28 4 points 3 years ago

You may, we have a space provisioned at the rear of the facility

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prole 4 points 3 years ago

I mean yeah, sure. You can at every beer store near me 🤷🏻

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drdalek13 1 point 3 years ago

I think that's kinda the thing about this post. Alot of people don't have a place to find these things at all. Though I know a few, just not super convenient for me. I feeling like I am ALWAYS at the grocery store for something, though.

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A7thStone 2 points 3 years ago

Have you ever had a hopped cider?

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jasondj 1 point 3 years ago

Come to New England and have some Downeast. Don’t need any other cider after that.

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ManosTheHandsOfFate 27 points 3 years ago

Some brewers can't help themselves. Even when they brew a style that would traditionally have low IBUs they bump it up by about 10. Lagunitas totally messed with Newcastle Brown Ale once they got their grubby hops-loving mitts on it.

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Moob 5 points 3 years ago

This breaks my heart as I’ve been looking to try it since I loved the old one

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TopRamenBinLaden 2 points 3 years ago

Lagunitas already makes too many IPAs. I like them, but you would think they would want some variety in their lineup. Its sad to hear that they messed up the old brown ale.

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Donjuanme 26 points 3 years ago

Even more luck need if you dare like dark beer.

I guess I'll always have Guinness and negro modelo. but I crave variety.

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crockswithsocks 7 points 3 years ago

I just want a good brown or porter.

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rolaulten 2 points 3 years ago

Honest advice? Brew it your self.

I started making my own beer because I couldn't find a good Scotch ale. I now have a pile of recipes for English style of ale (which I'm happy to share for those interested).

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50MYT 5 points 3 years ago

Stout n port game down under is strong. We have good selection here now but it's pricey.

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ColeSloth 1 point 3 years ago

Same here. The few that are available aside from guineas extra stouts and a couple nationwide coffee/oatmeal stouts are like $16 for four cans. I can't afford that.

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boringbisexual 1 point 3 years ago

There was a time where i could walk down the street and get a 4-pack of guinness from the gas station, but now it's all IPAs. That, or cheap beer.

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qyron 26 points 3 years ago

Meanwhile, in France, wine consumption is down due to craft beers to the point the government is going to spend 200 millions to prevent market crash.

Not being a beer drinker I have to ask: why the IPA craze? Aren't lagers, stouts and whatever other beers an option for crafters?

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bemenaker 18 points 3 years ago

IPAs are still riding a popularity high in the US. It's easy to make, you don't have to be as precise and careful with your beer when you make them, the hops will hide your mistakes. Sign of a bad brewery, is they only sell IPAs. Currently in the US, IPAs are the top selling style, unfortunately. Saisons are so much better, for example.

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negativeyoda 13 points 3 years ago

Saisons aren't better. All taste is subjective. If I never get served another "bubblegummy with hint of white pepper, barnyard and Meyer lemon" I'll be happy

The IPA bros are annoying, but the "over it" pilsner and saison snobs aren't much better.

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1847953620 1 point 3 years ago

I was over everything before it became hipster mainstream cool.

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eestileib 2 points 3 years ago

I homebrewed all the desire for wacky beer out of myself.

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aaronstc 14 points 3 years ago

Basically, despite all the vocal complaints, IPAs sell better.

I enjoy IPAs personally but it does get frustrating when you want something different.

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nik282000 3 points 3 years ago

I love an IPA but you need to have a pallet cleanser from time to time. I'm a big fan of 'Purity Law' beers, they tend to be predictable, mellow flavour, and light to medium alcohol content. Perfect for lawn mowing, BBQing, or working on the car.

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SwampYankee 2 points 3 years ago

Perfect for lawn mowing, BBQing, or working on the car.

Oh beautiful, for spacious skies...

sheds a tear

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escapesamsara 7 points 3 years ago

While not the cheapest, IPAs are relatively easy to make and extremely easy to iterate on. IPAs in general allow brewers to fine-tune flavors and thus pump out multiple novel flavors quickly in order to find a market. If you go the stout or lager route, there's really only so much wiggle room as they're mostly 'solved' beers; as in buyers know exactly what they want to taste, and you better deliver that taste. IPAs are also really, really easy to dial in alcohol content without giving up flavor, where as lagers like Budweiser can only lower alcohol content while lowering the overall taste profile, hence the term 'piss water' for low alcohol lagers.

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bemenaker 2 points 3 years ago

Ipa allow brewers to mask brewing mistakes by burying them in hop flavor. And if you think Budweiser is the only example of a lager, you shouldn't be talking about beer. You can create 5-6% lagers without sacrificing flavor. There are tons of good lagers out there, Budweiser isn't one of them.

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eestileib 2 points 3 years ago

I was with you until the very end. Budweiser is a good lager, like Imagine Dragons is good pop music.

This does not apply in any way to Bud Light.

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escapesamsara -3 points 3 years ago

I think most people would agree, in general, lagers are the worst beer; but sure there could be a good low alcohol lager somewhere out there. Stouts will always win out in my book so maybe my tastes don't align well with others.

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negativeyoda 5 points 3 years ago

Saying lager is a style is kind of a misnomer, lagers use a different type of fermentation that takes longer than ales. Budweiser is a mass produced riff on the (Czech) pilsner style which is a lager. The thing with Bud is a lot of these sorts of beers use adjuncts in the malt bill which gives them a light body/ flavor. Instead of high quality wheat, there's a lot of filler gains like rice and corn to the point where some can almost be considered gluten free. At the end of the day those sorts of beers are impressive in that they can create so much of it in different facilities and have it be so consistent.

Saying pilsners are bad after drinking only Bud is like eating McDonald's and thinking all beef is terrible

Side note: Baltic Porters can be brewed as ales or lagers and they're probably right up your alley

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bemenaker 5 points 3 years ago

Considering lagers are the number 1 selling beer in the world, you're wrong. You know that lager is a broad term that actually covers several styles, including some of the most popular specialties. The fact that you think a lager means Budweiser shows that you don't understand the conversation. Helles, maibock, bock, Vienna's, Octoberfest, pilsner, are all lagers and that's not the full list. American macrobrew is not the definition of a lager, which is why a class was made called.american light lager to cover those.

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Thetimefarm 4 points 3 years ago

This is just ignorant lol. If you don't like lager you don't like lager but that doesn't mean it's the worst beer. I don't really like stout but I'm not going around saying it's the worst, it's all preference. There are tons of different types of lager if you actually look, plenty of micro brewers make them.

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A7thStone 18 points 3 years ago

Is a porter too much to ask for?

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NuPNuA 5 points 3 years ago

Hear hear. So few and far between to find a good Porter these days. Then when you do, half the hipster two rooms serve them chilled.

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Krauerking 3 points 3 years ago

I just want a dark good thick porter that doesn't taste like an IPA but burned and bitter.

Thank God stout season is coming back at least

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Dravin 2 points 3 years ago

I was so sad when I once stumbled on a limited run stout on tap and they served it ice cold in a heavy frosted mug.

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_Sc00ter 1 point 3 years ago

Assuming you're in the northern hemisphere, yes? Wait until it's not 100 degrees out and they'll be back

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korthrun 18 points 3 years ago

At this point my taste buds are even burnt out on good IPAs (for those who accept such a premise as possible).

I'm lucky enough to see some good reds/stouts/etc come through a few times a year, but the ratio of IPA:Not is just ridiculous IMO.

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crucifix_peen 7 points 3 years ago

yeah TBH I barely drink beer at all anymore because finding beers I like has gotten to be such a chore.

There's some IPA's I like but I don't like drinking nothing but IPA's every time I drink beer. And pretty much the only "mainstream" beer I spend money on is Modelo, but again, if I drink nothing but that all the time after a while I start to get tired of it.

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seathru 4 points 3 years ago

If you haven't tried it, Carlsburg Elephant is a seriously good pilsner that's widely available.

Fun fact*: Carlsburg gave Niels Bohr a house with a tap straight from the brewery for winning the Nobel prize.

Edit: * maybe not a fact.

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yata 2 points 3 years ago

*Carlsberg.

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Poopmeister 17 points 3 years ago

Move to Sweden, here you can't buy a beer above 3.5% abv in a store. Anything above that you have to buy at the state owned liqueur store systembolaget. The upside is that they have a pretty good assortment. The store in my small town carry about 300 different beers. About a third is IPA.

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mayonaise_met 2 points 3 years ago

Belgium is really the best place for beer in my opinion. There is a good variety of local/traditional styles but you can also get the more modern stuff

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Gebruikersnaam 1 point 3 years ago

Also much cheaper there. And you have a lot of pubs to go to. And you can drink them when you're 16.

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holland 2 points 3 years ago

Yeah, when I went there it was hella cheaper to get a beer with dinner than water.

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electric_nan 16 points 3 years ago

I feel like this has changed a lot, actually. 8-10 years ago it was all IPAs, but now I can find all kinds of craft beer. Maybe it's more of a west coast thing. I currently enjoy grabbing new Pilseners when I see them.

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doggle 8 points 3 years ago

Lucky you. In the south east is just the typical big name brands and an unrelenting wall of pale ale, unless you go out of your way to a store that specializes in boutique beers

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prole 4 points 3 years ago

Yeah I feel like the "lol OMG all craft beers are IPA" meme is pretty outdated, and just not true anymore in my experience.

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zalgotext 3 points 3 years ago

I don't think it's just a west coast thing. I live in the Midwest, and my local Kroger has two beer aisles: one for typical macrobrew/domestic stuff, another entirely dedicated to craft beers. IPAs make up like 40% of the craft aisle, which is a lot, but it's by no means the only option anymore.

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MargotRobbie 14 points 3 years ago

It's almost Oktoberfest season! There will be lots of great non-IPA beers then!

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EvilTwin 9 points 3 years ago

Oktoberfest beers are the best beers.

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MargotRobbie 4 points 3 years ago

It should be a worldwide holiday.

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doingthestuff 2 points 3 years ago

Cincinnati has a big Octoberfest event every year but I always miss it because it's in September. I guess I should try to be ready for it this year.

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bemenaker 2 points 3 years ago

Around here, Oktoberfest beers come out in mid August, drives me nuts.

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son_named_bort 2 points 3 years ago

They're already selling Oktoberfest beers at the stores near me. Feels early, but I do enjoy a good Oktoberfest beer so it evens out.

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MasterBlaster 13 points 3 years ago

milk stout, Belgian Ale, porter, or brown ale - excellent most of the year.

Wheat ale, white ale, whitbier are where it's at for thirst quenching in summer heat.

For those of us in New England - treehouse brewery, for the win!

I once home brewed for a wedding. 21 gallons of beer. One amber, one milk stout, one wheat, and one brown... and only one exploding bottle!

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Viking_Hippie 2 points 3 years ago

and only one exploding bottle!

People not in the know might think you're joking, but that's seriously impressive! 😁

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MasterBlaster 3 points 3 years ago

Thank you. I haven't home brewed in years. It's a lot of work and very disappointing when a batch gets infected. Depending on where you are, it can be very difficult to properly disinfect the equipment. I do miss it, though.

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reverendsteveii 1 point 3 years ago

properly disinfect equipment

I was into the hobby pretty deep before someone taught me the homebrewer's axiom: fermenters are cheaper than beer.

Idk if that extends to kegs and other equipment though.

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MasterBlaster 1 point 3 years ago

Idn raw dollars, yes, but you are committing labor, which has a value. If you are being paid $60/hr at a job, theoretically you should multiply the hours of labor you put on by that value. Of coursevwe know a labor of love should not really be calculated that way, but it is a useful metric.

I remember several of the brews I did were two-stage. They started inn a plastic bucket, then moved to a glass carboy. These produced more sophisticated flavors and clearer beers. That is labor intensive and adds labor and risk of contamination during transfer.

Then there is the bottling process! That's fun for the first 10 minutes.

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lookluc 13 points 3 years ago

Still missing c/beerporn on lemmy! Anyone interested in creating it? :)

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HerbalGamer 10 points 3 years ago
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Ukuli 2 points 3 years ago

Nosebeers, anyone?

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Marcbmann 13 points 3 years ago

Sour beers are where it's at

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Banda 6 points 3 years ago

Breweries are everywhere now but when I go and there isn’t even one sour on the list I get really disappointed.

I had the best sour a few weekends ago in NH. I really wish there was a wider variety around. They’re always my favorite. Love a good stout too.

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QuaternionsRock 2 points 3 years ago

What’s it called?

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Banda 1 point 3 years ago

Throwback brewery at Hobbs farm in North Hampton. Food was really good too!

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Marcbmann 2 points 3 years ago

It's true. Especially on the east coast.

I was down in Austin not long ago. Went to Jester King. Wow, cool brewery, and really good sours

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jeffw 5 points 3 years ago

So many breweries half ass a sour, Victory-style.

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Marcbmann 1 point 3 years ago

It's true. But I also hate the flavored sours. Where they're literally adding flavoring to beer.

I'm currently enjoying Axe & Arrow. Honestly great with actual fruit.

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nul9o9 2 points 3 years ago

It's nice to have variety, but I'd like to be able to buy a tall can of an amber ale or something on my way home from work.

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Marcbmann 2 points 3 years ago

Oh absolutely. It's good to have at least one beer you can always come back to. For me that's been the Dogfish Head Sea Quench Ale

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DagonPie 2 points 3 years ago

If youre in the PNW you should try to get to Cascade in Portland Oregon. The best sours and some of the best beer I've ever had.

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Marcbmann 1 point 3 years ago

Love Cascade. Haven't been there, but I buy their beer out here in NJ.

I got started on sours because of them

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DagonPie 1 point 3 years ago

Oh wow I didnt know they shipped out to the east coast. I had only ever seen their stuff out west.

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Theharpyeagle 11 points 3 years ago

As someone who doesn't drink beer, reading this thread feels like I'm trying to read Dutch: I definitely know some of these words, but the rest is a mystery.

I kinda thought all beer was made roughly the same with just different ingredients, now I'm falling down a deep Wikipedia rabbithole.

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negativeyoda 10 points 3 years ago

It gets nutty.

The Bavarian purity laws defined beer in that part of the world as something that can only have hops, water and wheat. German beers tend to be straightforward and balanced

Belgians had no such compunctions and some will put fruit and other stuff in their beers. Their beers are a bit more out there and yeast (clovey) forward. Lots of Belgian beers also add candy sugar that gets fermented off which is how you get some golden ales that don't have heavy bodies but have ABVs of 9% and up (Bud is 4% and wine stays around 15%)

British beers tend to be malt forward (ie, biscuity) ales. Legend has it that when the Brits shipped beer to their far off colonies that they over hopped the beer (hops are the bitter element that also acts as a preservative) the deployed soldiers came home and asked for the pale ales like they had grown to love in India and the IPA was born

Americans kind of picked and chose from a lot of the styles around the world and true to form made them bigger, bolder and borderline obnoxious. A lot of the hops being grown these days have been bred to taste certain ways which is why some IPAs taste like citrus or pine trees.

Edit: typos

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gnuhaut 1 point 3 years ago

The Bavarian purity laws defined beer in that part of the world as something that can only have hops, water and wheat.

Hops, water and barley. I think not using wheat was kind of the point actually, since wheat can be made into bread, and you wouldn't want a bread shortage, would you? Banning others from brewing wheat beers, and then giving a monopoly to your own court brewery to corner the market, is also a baller business move.

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negativeyoda 2 points 3 years ago

Bah! You're right.

And that's funny: I never knew it was for someone else to have a monopoly on what beers. Thank you!

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GreenPlasticSushiGrass 11 points 3 years ago

I love IPAs. I t seems that the sour and gose fad is still going on, but IPAs are easy to produce and popular, so I don't think they're going anywhere anytime soon.

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JudahBenHur 6 points 3 years ago

jesus christ gose, really? my wife is german and when she had a gose a few months ago she said it reminded her of her childhood (her parents would let her have some when she was like 13 and they'd order large bottle for the table w/ dinner)

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GreenPlasticSushiGrass 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, they started getting popular about 4 years ago and pretty much every US tap house has at least one these days.

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FlaminGoku 4 points 3 years ago

I've been liking the NEPA's (orange / citrus based)

Tried one sour and it was meh. Definitely a one beer type for me.

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dmention7 3 points 3 years ago

NE and hazy IPAs are where it's at. A little bit of citrus and/or floral flavor to set off the bitter hops... Mmmm

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GreenPlasticSushiGrass 2 points 3 years ago

If you're into fruitier beers, you should try pairing a wheat beer with goat cheese. My GF and I had a fried goat cheese appetizer with jalapeno jelly and house brewed key lime gose few year ago. It was killer, and we said we needed to go back, but then quarantine, supply chain, yada yada, and here we are sitting at our computers.

On edit: changed "key goses" to key lime gose".

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FlaminGoku 1 point 3 years ago

Oh yeah, love me some goat cheese and jalapeno jelly!

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secretsoundwave 11 points 3 years ago

I just got into home brewing over the last year. The process is a lot easier than expected. You can yield about 5 gallons of beer for about $40, USD. The initial start up cost to get the gear wasn't unreasonable either.

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ButWhatDoesItAllMean 8 points 3 years ago

Same here! I even found most my stuff second hand off craigslist / Facebook marketplace. So far have made a great peanut butter porter, coconut milk stout and hefeweizen.

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captain_aggravated 2 points 3 years ago

Yeah you need a bucket, an airlock, some bottles, a few hand tools, and some wort and yeast.

Years ago I started to get into it, and looked up how to make beer on Youtube. First hit I got was this guy walking into this industrial kitchen-like room with lots of stainless steel equipment and grinding some wheat. And I'm like "well I guess this is beyond my reach." Then I found a guy called Craigtube and it's like "Oh yeah, this is doable."

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SeaJ 1 point 3 years ago

You have some pretty cheap ingredients. Beers I made were generally closer to $60.

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secretsoundwave 1 point 3 years ago

Obviously different beers range in price, but most of the yeast and hops I have built up a stash on hand. Generally when I go to the store I only need the grains for the most part.

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tronx4002 10 points 3 years ago

Belgian ales are where it's at.

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_Sc00ter 2 points 3 years ago

It's the yeast baby

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son_named_bort 1 point 3 years ago

I've noticed more of those popping up lately, which is good for me because I also enjoy them.

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ChrisLicht 10 points 3 years ago

Don’t forget hard-everything.

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Hikermick 9 points 3 years ago

Ugh same here, every selection is half IPAs. Not a fan myself but the history behind the style is my favorite beer "origin story". It would help if more breweries listed the hops used. To me that's the key to knowing if I'll like it

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nafzib 16 points 3 years ago

Not just half... Some companies even make IPA Variety Packs! Where the hell is my Stout variety pack? Or my bourbon barrel aged ale variety pack!?

Also, yes, if they listed what hops were used I might actually try some IPAs instead of assuming all of them taste like a bitter flower that's trying to make me gag.

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MajorMajormajormajor 3 points 3 years ago

Nothing tastes better then a pint of liquid bark, just goes down so smooth!

/s

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BeefDaddySupreme 9 points 3 years ago

Thank you, totally agree on this. Give me a nice kosch or something else interesting

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Krombopulos_Michael 5 points 3 years ago

I feel it's almost time to brew Altbier again. It will be good at the start of winter.

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Ukuli 1 point 3 years ago

That’s the Dusseldorf style! Only thing I learned visiting there. I tried some unfermented one there, it was dope.

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Krombopulos_Michael 2 points 3 years ago

Unfermented or unfiltered? Unfermented would be extremely sweet, like having tea with 5 scoops of sugar in it.

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Ukuli 1 point 3 years ago

Oh, that makes sense. :) Pretty sure it was unfiltered then.

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Poot 3 points 3 years ago

In all my beer drinking days, I've seen a kolsh on the shelf or on tap maybe two times. Otherwise I've always had to brew my own.

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init 3 points 3 years ago

For me it's bourbon barrel aged pastry stouts and other barrel aged barley wines.

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mayo 1 point 3 years ago

Any kolsch paired with a clean pilsner is a nice combo.

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MuhammadJesusGaySex 9 points 3 years ago

There is a local brewery here in Alabama that makes a beer called “Sour-Pash”. Does it have a lot of alcohol? No. Hops? No. Is it fucking delicious and refreshing? You god damn right.

I love this beer, and it’s always sold out when I go to buy it.

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prole 8 points 3 years ago

There is an entire family of beers called "sours." They're funky AF. Pretty weird (but I've had good ones).

Dunno if that's what yours was, but might be something to look into if it is and you like that style.

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zalgotext 11 points 3 years ago

Sours are cool because they can taste like anything from cold vomit to a liquified popsicle

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_Sc00ter 2 points 3 years ago

Just had a sixer of Victory Sour Monkey. They soured a Belgian Tripel. It's awesome

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coreb 1 point 3 years ago

@prole They tend to not be available in the grocery stores nearby. The only place I've found a really good one was at a brewery tour and it was a one off brew someone had done for the attached bar.

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prole 1 point 3 years ago

Seems like (at least in the US), region can make a massive difference.

That said, my experience is that grocery stores are always going to have a limited alcohol stock, and sours probably don't sell well enough for them to stock them.

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Hoomod 2 points 3 years ago

Sours also cost more, at least from what I've seen with local breweries

If you're in Wisconsin, there's a ton of small (and not so small) breweries to pick from

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TheControlled 7 points 3 years ago

God, I thought I was the only one. relief

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Default_Defect 7 points 3 years ago

Never had a beer I liked, and EVERY SINGLE TIME a friend will tell me what they like is actually good "you can't even taste the beer flavor, just the blank" and every single time, it tastes like beer with no hint of the blank.

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CoderKat 6 points 3 years ago

Same. I gave up on beers years ago. I accept it's not worth my money anymore just in hopes of figuring out what people like about it. I still enjoy some wines (though relatively few and I wouldn't consider it an amazing taste). Mixed drinks are really where it's at. Can't go wrong with spiced rum and diet coke! There's also so many very delicious sugary mixed drinks, but I try to minimize those because it'd take like 500+ calories to get a buzz.

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PsychedSy 5 points 3 years ago

Have you tried krieks, sours or lambics?

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Default_Defect 1 point 3 years ago

Honestly, I couldn't tell you. I just try whatever a friend hands me, could be anything lol

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PsychedSy 2 points 3 years ago

They're in the section with meads here. I actually enjoy them and I hate pretty much all beers. Fruity lambics are pretty swell.

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Krombopulos_Michael 4 points 3 years ago

People's palates work differently. You might just have one that is more suitable for something else than beer, I guess.

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Default_Defect 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, that sounds about right. Funnily, I'm also the only person I know that drinks tequila on occasion that doesn't have a horror story about it.

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UsernameIsTooLon 3 points 3 years ago

Beers just suck. Have fun with bitter bread flavored soda. I like my sugary/fruit drinks lol. They taste good and I get fucked up.

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z500 5 points 3 years ago

I used to hate beer too, but fruity wheat beers were my gateway.

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quams69 6 points 3 years ago

Two words: lemon shandy

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z500 1 point 3 years ago

Shandies are the tits!

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bismuthbob 6 points 3 years ago

I did a Sweet 16 bracket elimination contest for regional IPAs a few years back just to force myself to identify the 'good' ones and eliminate bad ones. Even after doing that, I do a little dance any time there's something else available.

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lauha 6 points 3 years ago

I agree. Shitty IPAs are shitty, but I guess that is by definition.

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luckyhunter 6 points 3 years ago

Looking at you New Belgium. How many damn IPA's do you need? "Cigarette butts in a can" all taste the same.

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kaklerbitmap 2 points 3 years ago

Love their Trippel though

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captain_aggravated 2 points 3 years ago

"cigarette butter" as in, milk a cigarette, then churn? Yeah that's about the flavor of an IPA.

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luckyhunter 0 points 3 years ago

I meant "butts" but of course both work!

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iHUNTcriminals 6 points 3 years ago

I've switched back to regular old boring Heineken. Gimme something crispy and watery that won't weigh me down at 10am.

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MyDearWatson616 23 points 3 years ago

Not that I have any room to throw stones in this glass house, but have you tried water?

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rockSlayer 7 points 3 years ago

As my grandpa used to say, "Busch has water in it"

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MasterBlaster 2 points 3 years ago

So does Meister Chow, but it doesn't mean I'm gonna drink it.

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iHUNTcriminals 1 point 3 years ago

Well that's where the hard seltzers come in!

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socsa 1 point 3 years ago

Is vodka water?

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wisplike_sustainer 2 points 3 years ago

It's literally water. Russian voda (water) + ka (diminutive suffix). Vodka = "little water".

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MorrisonMotel6 2 points 3 years ago

Yeah, mostly!

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half_built_pyramids 6 points 3 years ago

Or sours, gross

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Soundhole 18 points 3 years ago

How dare you.

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Soundhole 3 points 3 years ago

Lol the down votes don't matter, I think people are just having fun.

And I'm only feigning outrage because sours are my favorite.

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half_built_pyramids 1 point 3 years ago

I wasn't one of the downvotes, fair

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mkhopper 11 points 3 years ago

Ugh, I once made the mistake of not checking what I was ordering at a bar.
Sour pumpkin beer. I know that many people like sours, and I like some pumpkins, but together, I'm out.

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JoYo 6 points 3 years ago

I feel you.

I brew my own beer just have a decent Munich style lager.

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RatzChatsubo 5 points 3 years ago

Thought I was on r/bartenders for a minute there :)

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Astroturfed 5 points 3 years ago

I like IPA and there's like 3-4 very distinct sort of IPAs. There's a imperial IPA from a local craft around me that's almost caramel dark and people might not even call an IPA on a blind taste test.

But, I must agree it's kinda silly theres 2-3 IPAs in the craft section for every other type most places. I tend to buy the IPAs when I buy craft beer (outside of making a trip to the really big selection places) because the only other craft options are like "bland blonde #82 from probably owned by Budweiser brewery" or "ale that tastes like spoiled Newcastle". Sometimes they have dales pale ale in a few different labels for more money.

Craft beer has just become a shit show at retailers for me. No one carries any of the cans I like anymore. I have to go far out of my way to buy anything I actually want. Fortunately I live 15ish minutes from a downtown with a half dozen good breweries that have 10+ beers on tap year round. I'm not a bar/brewery person and I wish I could get cans to drink at home still though.

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Blastasaurus 1 point 3 years ago

Lol you nailed it with "spoiled Newcastle" for ales.

Also, IPA's are so 2010. At least here in the Pacific North West, where the "craft brewing revolution" started.

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Astroturfed 2 points 3 years ago

I just like beer, don't really care about trends. I also live in the deep south. Like it's 110 somewhat regularly this time of year deep south. So a good 6-8 months of the year I'm not normally looking to drink anything dark and heavy. Most IPA is drinkable when I'm sweating my pits out in the summer.

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GreenMario 0 points 3 years ago

IPAs must be "babbies first brew" in terms of difficulty while a decent lager or stout is the Dark Souls of brewmasters.

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kemsat 5 points 3 years ago

Me, who drinks an imperial IPA: Umm, yeah, totally annoying that there aren’t more… pilsners?

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Tavarin 14 points 3 years ago

...wheats, whites, stouts, ambers, blondes, lagers, sours.

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electrorocket 8 points 3 years ago

Marzens, goses, ISBs, lambics, porters...

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SpiderShoeCult 2 points 3 years ago

scotch ales, wee heavies, barleywines, british IPAs (the clear ones that don't assault your tongue)...

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xX_fnord_Xx 2 points 3 years ago

Oh yeah, you want the girlie beer list. /s

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HerbalGamer 2 points 3 years ago
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Tavarin 5 points 3 years ago

Aren't hipsters the ones who got obsessed with IPAs in the first place?

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Anti_Face_Weapon 4 points 3 years ago

Try Sour Monkey

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z500 2 points 3 years ago

Berry Monkey tastes even better and is even a bit stronger. It's dangerous lol

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Anti_Face_Weapon 2 points 3 years ago

Thank you for the recommendation!!

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CAPSLOCKFTW 4 points 3 years ago

You from the states? Over here in Germany I can get (in a 5 km radius):

  • Pilsener
  • Hefeweizen
  • Schwarzbier
  • Porter
  • Kölsch
  • Lager
  • Export
  • Bock
  • Helles
  • Alt
  • Kellerbier
  • Landbier
  • IPA
  • Stout
  • Red Ale
  • Brown Ale
  • dubbel/trippel/quadruppel
  • ...
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MasterBlaster 5 points 3 years ago

We can get almost all of those here, too, though the traditional German ones seem to be less common. What bothers me is that IPA, fine brews, have been a freaking obsession here for about 10 years, and it's driving me nuts. It's at the point where one says "I want a craft beer" and they list 10 IPA, one lager, one amber ale, and Guinness.

C'mon people, take your heads out of your asses and look around!

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Alto 5 points 3 years ago

It really varies by location in the states. Im lucky enough to live in an area with a ton of different craft breweries that do a ton of different things, but there's definitely places here that have fuckall in that area

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prole 2 points 3 years ago

It has to vary wildly by region in the US, because in the northeast, this "hurr durr only IPAs everywhere" meme hasn't been accurate for like 10 years, if it was ever accurate at all.

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kenoh 1 point 3 years ago

Have a gander at the last 20 drinks here: https://untappd.com/PariahBrewingCompany

I literally walked into this place last year to check it out, saw what was on tap and had to turn around and walk out (the strong ale or witbier even wasn't even there). It was IPAs all the way down.

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gst0ck 1 point 3 years ago

I've seen kolsch in the PNW of the US a couple times. It doesn't hit the same as it did when I was in Germany though.

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GreenPlasticSushiGrass 1 point 3 years ago

I was able to get a locally produced rauchbier at the Cincy Beer fest about 12 years ago. Cincinnati has a large ethnically German population, but I was still surprised by that.

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Hank 1 point 3 years ago

Rauchbier is such an experience. For anyone who gets the opportunity to try one: get two. You'll need to drink one to get used to it and another to really enjoy it.

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CAPSLOCKFTW 1 point 3 years ago

Oh yeah, forgot about rauchbier. I don't like it very much though.

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marx2k 4 points 3 years ago

Wisconsin here and grocery stores here sell pretty much anything your alcoholic mind can think of

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socsa 4 points 3 years ago

What is this, 2012?

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BillyTheSkidMark 2 points 3 years ago

I thought, not so long ago, this was the same meme but with "pilsner" instead if "ipa" .

I guess things are a trend/popular for a reason.

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FartsWithAnAccent 3 points 3 years ago

Wow, that sounds awful. Happy to live in a place where I can get good beers and a variety of them.

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AccmRazr 3 points 3 years ago

Disclaimer: im an IPA drinker. But honestly, I will drink almost any style of beer. Just no bretts for me.

I’ve honestly gotten to the point where I’m just buying from my local breweries. I still grab some from the grocery stores, but I’m done hoping the grocery stores will carry the good stuff.

The local grocery that’s supposed to be the “good guys” (they aren’t) gutted their beer aisle and somehow got rid of almost all the good stuff.

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Ghostalmedia 3 points 3 years ago

Good news OP. It’s almost Jack-O Pumpkin Ale season.

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pastermil 3 points 3 years ago

I love IPAs, but I do have to wonder why don't they make more varieties.

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MedicPigBabySaver 2 points 3 years ago

I feel lucky. Two great local breweries are as easy to visit as a grocery store run.

They both do classic styles and delicious NEIPA.

And, these two joints aren't even the top breweries in the state per many, many beer snobs. Fuck, Treehouse and Trillium.

Rock it Widowmaker and Long Live!

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iHUNTcriminals 1 point 3 years ago

New England represent!

Even some gas stations have big selections of local craft beer around here.

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hypelightfly 2 points 3 years ago

My local breweries have tons of options but the grocery stores only carry their IPAs and at most 1 other variety. Usually a blonde.

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Thisfox 2 points 3 years ago

I'm happy with the number of varieties of ciders and perris for sale here. And some nice wines, these days. Sometimes the trick is to switch from beer.

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Kalkaline 2 points 3 years ago
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Agent641 1 point 3 years ago

I cant tell the difference.

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GreenPlasticSushiGrass 1 point 3 years ago
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Lexam 1 point 3 years ago

Here in Kansas City we have plenty of IPA. But there are a bunch of breweries and they all have plenty of non ipa varieties.

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TimewornTraveler 1 point 3 years ago

I've been enjoying Magic Hat lately

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Apytele 0 points 3 years ago
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Draegur 0 points 3 years ago

My local liquor stores carry Killian's Irish Red Ale and I swear by it. It's hearty with a subtle oaty sweetness.

Otherwise maybe look for Sam Adams? Or is that only a Massachusetts thing?

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criticon -3 points 3 years ago

Seems like OP only goes to shitty bars that only have bud light and lagunitas IPA on tab. Get a Hop Passport and explore the local scene https://www.hoppassport.com/ (assuming you are in the US)

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lolcatnip 2 points 3 years ago

Or OP lives in Seattle. This place has great beer culture in theory, but in practice it's an IPA hellscape.

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