New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy

a month ago by Dr. Moose to c/news

Sergio Furnari said he thought the lifesize sculpture – which no one commissioned – would raise ‘millions’ of dollars

To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.

“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.

TheFogan 301 points a month ago

My favorite comment on this statue, Charlie Kirk has become what he hates most, a person of color.

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aeronmelon 22 points a month ago

It looks like Russell Peters.

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one_old_coder 173 points a month ago

People are cheap, man

Or people don't like nazis, it's a mystery!

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drmoose 98 points a month ago

It's so funny to see a grifter crash out like that. Ah we need more of this. Legit thinking of edging grifters into unsustainable businesses might be the highest return meme of this decade.

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floofloof 25 points a month ago

I heard the main reason people didn't want to buy this is that it doesn't adequately reflect Charlie Kirk's towering stature in the world. If he made a 100-foot-high version in gold, Elon Musk told me he'd personally pay billions for it.

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Archer 10 points a month ago

Many people are saying this

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TranscendentalEmpire 33 points a month ago

It's also just objectively a horrible statue. The body proportions are just awful. You can tell he's spent 90 percent of his time and effort on the head and just draped the body in baggy clothing to hide his work.

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floofloof 23 points a month ago

Hey, give the man a break. It may be a terrible, ugly sculpture of a nasty, hateful man but he only wants a few million dollars for it. It probably took him days to make!

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TranscendentalEmpire 13 points a month ago

I guess I shouldn't blame man for trying to scam the right, I mean they are basically asking for it.

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hanrahan 3 points a month ago

true enough, should have done a "Kirk Coin" or a Kirk Phone :)

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spectrums_coherence 25 points a month ago

I think what he meant is nazis are cheap.

The rich ones can spend money on elections that buys them power, but they absolutely will not waste their money on statues.

Other nazis are really really cheap.

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AbidanYre 45 points a month ago

The ones with money know Charlie was a pawn and isn't useful to them anymore.

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0ops 6 points a month ago

Just another broken rod in the fasces

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floofloof 4 points a month ago

You should see a doctor about that.

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Chakravanti 0 points a month ago

Kind of like the same result of JFK for "opposite reasons."

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 21 points a month ago

"People are cheap" is something you say when someone tries to haggle a 90% discount on your like-new dresser that you listed for an already cheap $40 on craigslist. It is not something you say when someone fails to buy your statue of a person who was human garbage, made out of actual garbage, for 1000% return on your already bullshit overinflated supposed cost of 100k for like $200 in materials and your (apparently) very precious time and effort. You're cheap dude, and an idiot. Get a commission first and make an actual sculpture out of actual sculpting materials (clay, stone, metal, even fucking plaster) instead of spray painting a cotton t shirt and some Levi's, dude. Your time is worthless when this is the outcome.

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Marthirial 2 points a month ago

If I had a shooting range and this shit was like $2100 I'd buy it.

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GroundedGator 1 point a month ago

I love historical reenactments

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Kayday 0 points a month ago
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drmoose 96 points a month ago

This is the funniest article:

In desperation, Furnari set up an online fundraising campaign, hoping to raise an initial $150,000, but potentially millions of dollars, which he said would allow him to take the statue on tour. As of Thursday, he had raised $1,400.

And then he goes on:

“Things financially are a total, absolute nightmare. It’s like wow. People are cheap, man. You know, people talk, talk – I know lots of people out there, and everybody’s so cheap. You know, like, it’s disgusting how cheap they are.”

He also compares himself to Michelangelo

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DickFiasco 53 points a month ago

Maybe he meant Michaelangelo the ninja turtle.

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lemmyng 48 points a month ago

DON'T YOU DARE BESMIRCH MICHAELANGELO'S PARTY DUDE NAME!!!

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PattyMcB 17 points a month ago

I mean... cowabunga, my dude

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fyzzlefry 19 points a month ago

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celeste 87 points a month ago

Too much time has passed for him to make money on the Kirk grift. Gotta ride that corpse before everyone else riding it wears it down to dust.

Maybe he's hoping this article will get enough people making fun of him that our disrespect will catch the right's attention and paying him millions will be owning the libs. There might be money in that grift, still.

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Rhaedas 34 points a month ago

Yeah, Erika beat everyone to that.

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Dyskolos 73 points a month ago

, but man, people are strange out there,” he said.

Errr...we didn't spend 100k on an ugly statue of a racist piece of shit. So who's the strange one here?

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Seleni 1 point a month ago

Yeah, that’s the kind of strange I can get behind lol

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AnUnusualRelic 58 points a month ago

Maybe if he sold tickets to shoot at it?

"Try to hit Charlie" 25 dollars / shot at 100m.

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tacoplease 16 points a month ago

Awesome idea! If nothing, it might encourage TPUSA to buy it to save his image. If they don't, then we'll know what they really feel about him.

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Fedizen 7 points a month ago

Ironically that would get enough ragebait to sell the statue

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__Lost__ 3 points a month ago

Hit the neck and win a prize!

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Codpiece 54 points a month ago

It’s missing a hole.

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Rocketpoweredgorilla 15 points a month ago

If the 'artist' knocked a couple zeros off the price, that would make a fine statue in a pool with water squirting out his neck.

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Codpiece 15 points a month ago

Or a tomato ketchup dispenser, with foot pedal operation.

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QuantumSparkles 5 points a month ago

please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound please mean bullet wound

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Ariselas 4 points a month ago

um, a Charlie Kirk Real Doll might get the MAGA crowd a little too hot and bothered.

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anarchy79 1 point a month ago

Oh snap! Shots fired!

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MushuChupacabra 52 points a month ago

Sounds like an oversupply problem.

Did they not check what the demand for fugly Charlie Kirk statues was prior to starting?

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LittleBorat3 23 points a month ago

It was manufactured outrage over some podcaster who got shot. It's not surprising that there are no buyers, they never cared.

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MushuChupacabra 3 points a month ago

The way you phrase that kinda makes the artist out to be an idiot.

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MML 2 points a month ago

It was fun being out of the loop, I assumed he was an actor, yet to be proven wrong.

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fonix232 13 points a month ago

He did check his feelings. He felt it would bring millions.

Who woulda thunk the facts over feelings gang would prioritise feelings when it comes to making money?

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monkeyslikebananas2 8 points a month ago

I’m wondering if he saw the manufactured tributes across all the news to that POS and didn’t understand that it was all manufactured and Kirk’s influence was with a very small number of poor stupid people (or foreign influencers).

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scrion 43 points a month ago

There is no way that this thing consumed material worth $100k. It's a steel wire frame with an outer shell coated in resin, and spray painted.

This grifter is trying to leverage the coverage and hopes to raise some money by artificially inflating the price beforehand so that piece of crap is deemed to be worth anything.

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deegeese 26 points a month ago

He said the cost is for steel, resin and labor. Two of those are cheap.

In other words the $100k is expected profit from his time spent working on it.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 21 points a month ago

"I value my time at 20k an hour. This took all afternoon."

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db_null 21 points a month ago

It was $1000 for the materials and the rest was the hospital bill for the broken foot

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Ludicrous0251 9 points a month ago

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MountingSuspicion 40 points a month ago

“Things financially are a total, absolute nightmare. It’s like wow. People are cheap, man. You know, people talk, talk – I know lots of people out there, and everybody’s so cheap. You know, like, it’s disgusting how cheap they are.”

The whole article is filled with gems like this and the exact right length for this sort of human interest piece about someone who is just trash.

During a cost of living crisis this guy drops 100k+ on something no one asked for and complains that people are cheap.

I get that people do own statues, but who exactly did he think was going to buy this? Anyone stupid enough to like this either in content or execution is too stupid to have the money to spend on it. Anyone rich enough to afford it could spend their money on things they actually like and don't just pretend to. Not that intelligence and wealth appear to have anything to do with each other at this point, but this guy clearly doesn't understand the way things work.

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floofloof 20 points a month ago

He must be true MAGA, since he instantly blames everyone else for his own idiotic life decisions. I bet he spends the rest of his time preaching to people about responsibility.

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the_riviera_kid 39 points a month ago

Alternate title "racist moron wastes 100,000 dumping trash in times square"

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CompactFlax 33 points a month ago

Man discovers that the attention span in the modern world is measured in minutes, not years.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 34 points a month ago

His previous works included a statue of the Hawk Tuah girl and a large labubu doll. Both still available.

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naught101 12 points a month ago

He's definitely on to something

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SaveTheTuaHawk 2 points a month ago

He's working on a recovered Mitch McConnell.

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El_Scapacabra 32 points a month ago

Create a problem in the stupidest way possible. Blame everyone but yourself.

The MAGA playbook.

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Taleya 7 points a month ago

There is no problem here, he can just melt the fucking thing back down and make sellable art instead.

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Taleya 32 points a month ago

Shoulda made it a fountain, woulda sold in a hot minute.

Edit oh HELL NO "far right activist"?? What's the matter, did shit flinging troglodyte have too many syllables ?

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flop_leash_973 13 points a month ago

Fountain where the water comes out of the neck?

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manuremy 8 points a month ago

No no, take it further. Add an urinal, ground level so the ladies can use it too. Then add in a fountain motor and the neck hole.. Kinda like a jukebox, instead of a coin you add in piss and instead of music you get a fountain!

// Heck, add a drinks stand next to it, sodas and slurpees.. And a T-shirt stand selling shirts saying stuff like "I pissed in the Charlie Kirk piss fountain at the Charlie Kirk Piss Fountain Park!"

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M0oP0o 2 points a month ago

Where else?

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comador 2 points a month ago

Urinal backsplash

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 31 points a month ago

100k? That cost 100k? The likeness is not bad (which is not helping the appeal), but just speaking artistically nothing else about that statue is even acceptable, particularly for 100k.

It looks like a pole frame with newspaper padding for the body, an actual t shirt and jeans drapped over that body that has so much glue saturated into them to harden them that they look like they are soaking wet, literal stickers for the "FREEDOM" letters on the shirt, an actual microphone prop shoved into a mannequin hand bolted on the end of the arm pole, actual shoes on the feet, multiple colors of metallic spray paint, and a thick clear coat sealant. Like $200-300 dollars in materials for the entire body, tops. How did you spend 100k on this? Did you pay a 100k licensing fee for use of his likeness or something? This feels like a tax write-off scam or something. What a fucking waste of money, regardless.

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fonix232 19 points a month ago

It isn't a good likeness. The face is way too big.

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Binturong 9 points a month ago

I'd have to assume a gross overvaluation of the labour provided. Presumably he's setting his own value, as nobody commissioned the thing, he hired himself at I don't know... 1500 dollars a second or something, and then also had a team of middle-schoolers do the actual work by the look of it.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 4 points a month ago

You think that's the work of an entire team?

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Binturong 2 points a month ago

Well I did say middle-schoolers... They're doin their best, man.

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floofloof 4 points a month ago

I don't think they are.

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anomnom 3 points a month ago

Yeah it looks like paper mache with a layer of resin and spray paint over it.

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FE80 31 points a month ago

A New York sculptor has been left furious after spending $100,000 of his own money to build a lifesize statue of Charlie Kirk, only to find that no one wants to buy it.

What sculptor has 100k of their own money?

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 10 points a month ago

He's a New York sculptor, which means it was $100,000 of his parents' money.

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anugeshtu 8 points a month ago

How did he spend 100k on it? Is it made of gold?

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Donkter 7 points a month ago

Nah things are just expensive. It looks like bronze so that's probably many thousands possibly 10s of thousands. Any processes that he sent out for were probably crazy, plus transportation of the thing. Any tooling he had to buy could have been thousands more. I'm sure he's factoring work time and new york living expenses into the cost (keep in mind all these materials are also new york prices). We could maybe turn our nose up at the hourly rate he gave himself but it was probably weeks to months of working hours to make. He probably embellished a little to make the nice round claim of 100k, but I can believe 10s of thousands of dollars worth of labor went into this.

Artists don't just struggle because no one will buy their work, art can be expensive as fuck to make depending on what kind of artist you are.

Now don't get me wrong either. Making a Charlie statue is cringe as fuck and a bad idea. I can tell I don't like the artist or what he stands for. I'm sure he chose Charles because, as I mentioned, it's expensive as fuck to make art so he thought he was making something that would sell.

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anugeshtu 1 point a month ago

Ok, well, maybe next time he should think about wax figures and selling them to madam Tussaud's. But I've read, that Hitler also got deported from that place in 2016. Not sure if there's any more use for such of these.

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tomi000 6 points a month ago

The kind that scams stupid fascists by making overpriced sculptures of their idols

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lightnsfw 3 points a month ago

I hope he took out loans and his life is ruined.

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anarchy79 30 points a month ago

1000012602

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Malyca 8 points a month ago

This one I would pay mountains of money for just because I crack up every time I see it and it never gets old

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k0e3 3 points a month ago

This looks like it was made by Man★Gataro

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Vitaly_Chernobyl 3 points a month ago

HEYYYY YOU GUYSSSS

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loaf 29 points a month ago

He could make it into a fountain. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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UnspecificGravity 28 points a month ago

If they make it like one of those virgin mary miracle statues where it shoots blood out its neck once a day this shit will sell in a second.

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the_xboxkiller 28 points a month ago

Until then, Furnari is left with a 6ft 4in statue of a renowned racist, which he has spent $100,000 making, and which no one wants to buy.

The shade lmfao

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Jtotheb 7 points a month ago

Fun fact I just learned after reading the height of the statue and thinking that’s unlikely! Charlie Kirk was 5’7” lol

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the_xboxkiller 3 points a month ago

Damn. Little guy, but big hatred 🤣

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vaultdweller013 4 points a month ago

As a five five dude. Pretty sure we are all filled with hate, it's just a matter of what we hate.

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the_xboxkiller 1 point a month ago

lol I got hate for racists and shit for sure so you’re not wrong

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GoatSynagogue 28 points a month ago

he spent $100,000 on steel, resin and labor

So the real cost was probably a few grand in materials, at most, and he’s no doubt saying his time is worth $1000/hour or more.

It was a grift all along, especially wanting to display it in a place that just elected a “democratic socialist” mayor, one of the biggest Democrat strongholds.

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drmoose 7 points a month ago

Definitely, no way it's 100k usd of work. Looking around the going rate for human sized metal statues is 15-50k in the US.

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Horsey -2 points a month ago

NYC is most definitely not a Democrat stronghold in the sense that it’s expected to go progressive in every election.

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GoatSynagogue 2 points a month ago

Since 1960 the republicans have won New York in the presidential election just 3 times, and not once since 1984. That’s 42 years ago.

It’s a Democrat stronghold if there ever was one.

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Horsey 1 point a month ago

Giuliani was the 2 term mayor during 9/11 from ‘94-‘01, then Bloomberg from ‘02-‘13

Eric Adams was a DINO for sure

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GoatSynagogue 0 points a month ago

42 years since the Republican won NYC in a federal election. That says all that needs to be said.

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grumpo_potamus 20 points a month ago

We're probably going to end up buying this thing with our tax dollars aren't we?

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BeardededSquidward 7 points a month ago

The White House could use another shitty nazi on the lawn.

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InvalidName2 5 points a month ago

I hate it, but I was thinking similar. Basically an attempt to grab enough attention so that potential buyers know it's available, and next thing you know this statue is sitting on the campus of some public elementary school in Iowa.

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vaultdweller013 4 points a month ago

I'd give it fifteen minutes before it's got a hole drilled in its neck.

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raspirate 18 points a month ago

Wherever this thing ends up, it will be begging for the most obvious bit of vandalism ever. One little hole turns it from a "touching tribute" into a real-life kirkpost.

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obvs 8 points a month ago

I know a certain Washington DC artificial body of water that's been looking a little "down in the dumps" recently, and could certainly be brightened up with a new sculpted fountain.

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Blumpkinhead 23 points a month ago

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Hiro8811 5 points a month ago

New shooting target just dropped

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Abyssian 17 points a month ago

He's angry because he decided to spend all his money making a statue of a person he says even he didn't like and for some unknown reason expected people to rain money down on him for doing this, and people aren't.

“I was thinking that it was going to resonate with the world, with whoever, but man, people are strange out there,” he said. “Meaning like, nobody is really coming up with support, especially financial support. So far I’ve spent all my money on this.”

What a fucking idiot.

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Ariselas 17 points a month ago

Maybe he'll get more interest if he drills a hole in it's neck and turns it into a fountain.

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Wilco 16 points a month ago

Summary: Artist tried to cash in on a person's death only to find that the hateful people that were supposed to like the hateful person dont actually care about him one way or the other ... and everyone with sense actually hates the guy.

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Avicenna 4 points a month ago

More: Apprently he will put it on times square in 10th of September to raise awareness. Make sure to prepare your popcorns.

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generic_computers 6 points a month ago

Awareness of what? I'm already aware that Charlie Kirk is dead.

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FistingEnthusiast 9 points a month ago

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Avicenna 3 points a month ago

"Instead, Furnari said he made the statue in an effort to “glorify and to exercise the first amendment, this freedom of speech”

¯ _(ツ)_/¯

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cyclonedusk 15 points a month ago

it's extremely shoddily made due to blatant inaccuracies.

obviously this statue needs a LOT more work to have any worthwhile representation of charlie kirk.

first of all, it's missing the very important actively gushing neck hole.

second of all, he looks lucid and composed instead of convulsing due to sudden loss of oxygenated blood pressure in his brain.

i don't think anyone will buy it until these glaring issues are amended.

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PhoenixDog 2 points a month ago

Just grab a drill and you can fix the one issue.

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Don_alForno 15 points a month ago

Well, if he adds the bullet hole to the throat he may have better luck.

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MrMcGasion 13 points a month ago

Would inserting a tube and turning it into a fountain be in bad taste?

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samus12345 12 points a month ago

Going by the man himself's beliefs, no. “I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made-up, new-age term that…does a lot of damage.”

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Mister_Hangman 8 points a month ago

There you go folks. Kirk endorses the fountain idea. Let’s let the red kool aid flow so folks suffering from a thirst can find respite in the Kirk Fountain.

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samus12345 6 points a month ago

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zbyte64 5 points a month ago

To not do it would be silencing ideas which would make you just like his killer.

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Tempus_Fugit 15 points a month ago

Jesus that's one fucked up statue. Did dude ever take an anatomy class? That's worse than that statue of the soccer player that looks melted.

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BarneyPiccolo 14 points a month ago

1000007691

This was supposed to be a statue of Lucille Ball for her hometown. They call it Scary Lucy.

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SaraTonin 5 points a month ago

I Fear Lucy

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Bakkoda 6 points a month ago

That's actually much much better than the Ronaldo statue lol

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kandoh 14 points a month ago

The fake online reality conservatives have created always falls apart on contact with reality

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SoupBrick 6 points a month ago

Bro thought the "We Are Charlie Kirk" video got that many views because the world was mourning.

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Bubbaonthebeach 14 points a month ago

Didn't think his scam through. He needed MAGA to front him the money for making it, then not have it sell. No one who 'venerates' Kirk would actually put their own money on the line for him.

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Tiger666 14 points a month ago

Hey guys, wanna buy my Hitler statue? I've spent $100k on it and I'm so proud of it.

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datavoid 3 points a month ago

I don't agree with what he did in the europe, but I want to support his family!

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Sirdubdee 13 points a month ago

Why did he make the face so small compared to the head?

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Alwaysnownevernotme 13 points a month ago

Needs a water feature to complete the aesthetic.

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brem 13 points a month ago

I still don't know who this mofo is, but he looks even more dumb as hell every time I see him.

...kind of like how people say Mona Lisa's eyes follow you, only I feel like he is projecting stupidity towards me.

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BillyClark 11 points a month ago

He didn't just look dumb. He also looked weird. There were a lot of memes about how his face was too small for his head. Now I don't normally think it's too relevant how weird a person looks, but in this case, the guy is trying to sell a weird looking sculpture.

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Zahille7 10 points a month ago path: 0 24857304 24857566 24858716, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
stumu415 12 points a month ago

How come this git is still in the news? He was not someone of any importance, not domestically and definitely not internationally.

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lemmylump 7 points a month ago

All that guy was ever right about is that bullets are a pain in the neck.

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brem 12 points a month ago

To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.

“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.

He got off lucky, sculptures have been known to do worse

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Aarrodri 12 points a month ago

Sounds like a grifter. I hope he never ever gets commissioned again.

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El_Scapacabra 2 points a month ago

That's obviously not going to stop him, lol.

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EvergreenGuru 11 points a month ago

If he wanted attention, he should’ve started by saying the statue was commissioned and canceled, before even starting. Then he could’ve used the money to make the statue or have just taken the money and ran. Also, what an odd golden calf.

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Etterra 11 points a month ago

This artist sucks, he didn't get Charlie Kirk's face nearly small enough on that stupid head of his.

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Avicenna 10 points a month ago

By looking at the statue one can tell he is a mediocre artist so I assume he tried to grift instead of shining with his artistic skills.

Wow the more I read the article the more shocked I am at how delusional this guy is. His chain of logic as to why he built the statue and what he expected from it are completely insane. He clearly expected right wing people to rain money on him for this statue. %100 grift. He may also be interested in having sex with Erica.

Charlie Kirk was just a baloon and this guy found that out quite painfully. The icing on the cake? He is angry that people are cheap lol:

“Things financially are a total, absolute nightmare. It’s like wow. People are cheap, man. You know, people talk, talk – I know lots of people out there, and everybody’s so cheap. You know, like, it’s disgusting how cheap they are.”

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SabinStargem 10 points a month ago

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floofloof 8 points a month ago

Unfortunately this Charlie Kirk statue is made of cheap materials spray-painted to look like metal. So if you tried to melt it down you'd just end up tragically burning it to ash. It would actually burn at a much lower temperature than you'd need to melt a proper statue, so everyone needs to be very careful around it with lighters, gasoline, etc., lest there be a mishap.

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SabinStargem 2 points a month ago

Sounds like an opportunity to import a tradition.

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adam_y 10 points a month ago
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MrSulu 10 points a month ago

Surely, SURELY there must be a rifle range that wants this?

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N0t_5ure 9 points a month ago

If this is installed in public we can safely assume that the microphone will be painted to look like a penis.

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Zahille7 5 points a month ago

I was hoping for a more "Bart Simpson"-style protest

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lechekaflan 8 points a month ago

Fascism sucks.

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architect 8 points a month ago

Yea no one cares. Not even his wife.

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Shortstack 8 points a month ago

Furnari’s latest plan is to place the statue in Times Square on 10 September

You know what to do New York

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switcheroo 7 points a month ago

Put in a little piddle-catcher and charge a dollar a wee...

Just saying', you could be making the money back, you just ain't trying.

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newton 7 points a month ago

Who's Charly Kirk ? /s

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HerbGrower 6 points a month ago

If no one wants to buy it, its not 100k.

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ibelieveinthehousehippo 20 points a month ago

The article mentions that it cost the artist $100k in materials to make

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ennof 10 points a month ago

That's also what the title says

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frongt 9 points a month ago

Labor and materials. It's definitely not $100k in just materials, even with the cost of bronze (especially since it doesn't look like solid bronze, it looks like bronzed clothing). He must be figuring a very high wage for himself.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 1 point a month ago

Cocaine and Hos not cheap.

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floofloof 5 points a month ago

That's an old-fashioned view. The magic of modern capitalism is that you can lose money every single day, providing something no one wants, and still get valued at hundreds of billions of dollars.

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Sam_Bass 6 points a month ago

100k to make that? guess the grift is poetic for it

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bigfish 6 points a month ago

Maybe he could make it into a fountain somehow

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Cheesehat1784 6 points a month ago

Reminded me of this

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ThePyroPython 6 points a month ago

Drill hole in neck and turn it into a water fountain.

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naught101 5 points a month ago path: 0 24857733, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 1
floofloof 4 points a month ago

He's an Elon Musk fan who touts a statue of ordinary workers around SpaceX's HQ without noticing any irony. And he calls himself a scientist of thermal tiles because some of his art works are ceramics. The guy seems like a Grade A MAGA grifter and idiot: no notion of what a scientist is or how much they know that he doesn't, a burning desire for Elon Musk to notice him with no clue that Musk will never give a shit, and an ongoing effort to scam people into buying wildly overpriced MAGA merchandise.

The lunch on a beam sculpture looks better than the Charlie Kirk one though.

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melsaskca 5 points a month ago

Michelangelo at least waited until he was commissioned to do something. I translated an old Latin piece of conversation scroll between Michelangelo and the pope, it said..."Show me the money, bitch!".

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spacegoat 5 points a month ago

There should be a statue of Ron DeSantis killing old people with an axe

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Hueristic_Autistic 1 point a month ago
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jdf038 5 points a month ago

Womp womp

No golden calves etc etc

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SaveTheTuaHawk 4 points a month ago

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andros_rex 3 points a month ago

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apfelwoiSchoppen 5 points a month ago

Sorry but hahhahahahahhaaa. Someone should vandalize it in the neck area.

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catsarebadpeople 5 points a month ago

Is it cursed? If it'll cause an eccentric collector to want to buy it then absolutely, yes.

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Duke_Nukem_1990 5 points a month ago

Well duh, it's missing Charlie - The Fountain's - best and most recent feature, ofc no one wants that.

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Bonifratz 5 points a month ago

I'm cheap because I'm not willing to spend millions on mediocre art, got it.

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NauticalNoodle 5 points a month ago

This guy has his head up his ass as he tries to compare himself to Michelangelo.

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Treczoks 5 points a month ago

So he wanted to make big money, and failed to research his market? Tough luck.

Maybe add a drain to it, so people can use it as a urinal.

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stickyprimer 5 points a month ago

Any Kirk grift this guy can do, Kirk’s widow probably already did, better.

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LittleBorat3 5 points a month ago

He looks like an asshole, very realistic 👍

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lemmelemmy 4 points a month ago

So grifter is furious that he couldn’t monetise far right? Fucking good riddance then. Not because I’m saying this to defend those cretins. Making this persons statue is basically means he’s trying to immortalise his existence means his views too. If you don’t like him why make a fucking statue? What sort of brain dead idea is this? He could have donated that money to a charity instead trying to make easy bucks.

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idiomaddict 4 points a month ago

He’s just trying to cash in on blucifer hype

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frongt 3 points a month ago

He didn't even break his foot on the statue. He tripped over a roll of tape he left on the floor.

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anomnom 4 points a month ago

If it had been a commemorative fountain it might have sold for a few hundred. I’d pitch in.

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RampantParanoia2365 4 points a month ago
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nullspace 4 points a month ago

Perhaps depicting the subject moments before their assassination was not the best idea.

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EtAl 5 points a month ago

I'd pay 100k for a statue of him just after getting assassinated.

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unknown 4 points a month ago

Why'd he make a statue of the 'little bits' guy?

(/s)

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nonfuinoncuro 3 points a month ago

l i t t l e b i t s

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lizzzy 4 points a month ago

Needs a sign. Empathy would have gone a long way.

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Fedizen 3 points a month ago

Increasingly covinced a time traveler from the future shot kirk

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BillCheddar 3 points a month ago

Dude even looks like a choad in statue form.

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k0e3 3 points a month ago

The face to head proportions are way off

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PattyMcB 3 points a month ago

FAFO'd!

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zbyte64 3 points a month ago

Unrecognizable without a smaller face.

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sunsofold 3 points a month ago

More of a Chirlie Kark.

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OldChicoAle 2 points a month ago

Or a Chuck Testa

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Diplomjodler3 3 points a month ago

I have a business idea: put that thing in a hole and charge people to shit on it. Free toilet paper included.

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betanumerus 3 points a month ago

Not a single one of the bots that admired him wants his statue.

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Jaysyn 3 points a month ago

Paper mache would have been a lot cheaper.

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floofloof 4 points a month ago

So would the wire, resin, cloth, plastic and paint this statue is actually made of. The guy's just wildly overvaluing his time.

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DarrinBrunner 3 points a month ago

Why does it look like a muppet?

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rethnor 2 points a month ago

It's life like

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LiveLM 2 points a month ago

To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.
“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.

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diaphragmwp 4 points a month ago

Yes, we can read the body text.

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mrgoosmoos 2 points a month ago

does the Guardian usually write things as bluntly as in this article?

it's rather refreshing to see things stated for what they are

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TigerAce 2 points a month ago

A bit expensive for target practice. Could just print out a photo of Kirk's neck and put it on a dummy.

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WanderWisley 2 points a month ago

Historically inaccurate head size.

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raman_klogius 2 points a month ago

With how this turns out he could make a fairly accurate statue of Mitch McConnell

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L7HM77 2 points a month ago

With or without ^gang violence^ the neck hole?

Hm.

If I turn it into a fountain, does the value of the statue increase or decrease?

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busted_Anoose 1 point a month ago

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Master 1 point a month ago

Someone should shoot the statue in the neck.

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rumba 1 point a month ago

There's no way some idiot that puts a cool mil into the right political spectrum wouldn't but that. He just didn't get enough coverage yet. Kinda sad we're helping, but i'm aparently doing that too. :(

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tgcoldrockn 1 point a month ago

Thank heavens TheGuardian has become a global mouthpiece for this work, prompting a surge of interest in this topic, a boost the artist will appreciate.

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