Omg - don't we like know they're not puppets at the time? Was that the show that had the shrinking and the blow and the sneezing and the exploding penis?

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spankmonkey 85 points a year ago

Die Hard - Alan Rickman

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normanwall 68 points a year ago

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MadMadBunny 12 points a year ago

Damn… now I wanna watch it too…

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ace_of_based 7 points a year ago

you left rickman in which is only proper and correct

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blazeknave 3 points a year ago

I was picturing muppetifying the real actors until you shared this lol

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 4 points a year ago

https://youtu.be/Yz2dY1Tv7zw though everybody is a puppet.

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finitebanjo 1 point a year ago

You beat me to it!

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MarciaLynnDorsett 1 point a year ago

i should have searched before i posted

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nek0d3r 60 points a year ago

Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

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Bosht 47 points a year ago

Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.

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logicbomb 16 points a year ago

Surely, you'd keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.

Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it's all a hallucination.

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Num10ck 4 points a year ago

You might like to watch Cool World

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logicbomb 40 points a year ago

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.

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jawa22 6 points a year ago

lmao, now I have Fozzie saying "Hood day, sir!" in my head.

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iAvicenna 35 points a year ago

John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing

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Nasan 5 points a year ago

Alfie Allen would be pretty interesting, Muppet goons getting slaughtered by Muppet John Wick.

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Muscle_Meteor 30 points a year ago

Starship troopers - Michael Ironside

Edit: Kermit "C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh"

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ninja 19 points a year ago

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resipsaloquitur 1 point a year ago

Someday we’ll find it — the Klandathu Connection.

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resipsaloquitur 1 point a year ago

So Johnny is played by Kermit and Carmen is played by Miss Piggy, natch.

But who is Dizzy, and who is Carl?

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MadMadBunny 29 points a year ago

Castaway — Wilson

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Remember_the_tooth 8 points a year ago

Controversial and inventive take. I like it.

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MegaUltraChicken 4 points a year ago

Who is now played by a completely silent Walton Goggins

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MadMadBunny 3 points a year ago

Perfection

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idunnololz 2 points a year ago

Can inanimate objects be actor's 🤔

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Remember_the_tooth 1 point a year ago

If a script falls in a forest, and no actor is around to read it, does it still have meaning?

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its_prolly_fine 25 points a year ago

TaAvengers - Chris Evans

Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying "on your left".

Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.

MUPPET HULK!

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nickhammes 7 points a year ago

Hear me out, The Avengers, but Agent Coulson is the human. Muppet Cap tossing the shield, just imagine. And Coulson's actor I think would be very much like Michael Caine in Muppet Christmas Carol, interacting very sincerely with the Muppets as fellow actors.

I would also accept "Hulk is the human, but only when he's hulked out" just for the sheer surprise of it

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edgemaster72 5 points a year ago

A muppet turning into a human by Hulking out would either be terrifying or amazing, there's no middle ground possible

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MeaanBeaan 25 points a year ago

Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.

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beejboytyson 23 points a year ago

Hateful 8.

Samuel L Jackson.

"You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!"

I would pay to see that.

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thepenismightier 23 points a year ago

The Matrix, Hugo Weaving

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VindictiveJudge 7 points a year ago

"Humans Muppets are a disease."

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Aksamit 3 points a year ago

Perfect choice, this would be so funny.

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Atherel 2 points a year ago

I was going for Matrix - Laurence Fishburne

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OhStopYellingAtMe 23 points a year ago

Requiem for a Dream - Ellen Burstyn.

The entire movie would seem like her descent into amphetamine fueled madness.

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anonymouse2 2 points a year ago

Somehow you've made that dildo scene way more disturbing.

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dharmacurious 22 points a year ago

Dogma, keep Alan Rickman

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witty_username 7 points a year ago

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jawa22 2 points a year ago

Sweetest as the shit demon.

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Naich 22 points a year ago

Seven - Morgan Freeman.

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nonentity 13 points a year ago

Gwyneth Paltrow.

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essell 8 points a year ago

Makes sense. Otherwise the ending would be far less tragic.

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0x01 21 points a year ago

Twilight, bella is of course the human. Imagine her riding a muppet vampire's shoulders as he runs through the forest, that would be a fun movie to film

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themeatbridge 10 points a year ago

Reverse this one and make that weird CGI baby the only muppet. That will make it less weird when she falls in love with an adult man, and he falls in love with her, a months-old baby.

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Lucidlethargy 1 point a year ago

Honestly the real movie was so bad in that part that I kind of can imagine this with little trouble.

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madkins 21 points a year ago

Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee

Predator, the predator

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spicytuna62 20 points a year ago

The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown

When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, "That's Clancy Brown!!" I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.

So now I'm imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.

So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen

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WoolyNelson 19 points a year ago

Taken - Liam Neeson

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Kolanaki 19 points a year ago

Clue. Tim Curry.

Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.

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Doxatek 18 points a year ago

John wick. Only the dog is human

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ArmoredThirteen 17 points a year ago

This is going to get me put on a watchlist...

Six String Samurai: The boy
A Boy and His Dog: The boy
Time Bandits: The boy
Brazil: Robert De Niro
The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet
Les Mis: Javert
X: The old woman
Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body
Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate - - - Train to Busan
Audition (1999): The main character

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Asetru 17 points a year ago

Either Alien (Ian Holm as Ash), Aliens (Lance Henriksen as Bishop) or maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator). Just for the big reveal of "he's a machine", with all the muppets being like "oh woooow, that's insane, we literally couldn't tell him apart from us!"

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UnderpantsWeevil 8 points a year ago

maybe Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator)

Ah, see, that's the tempting choice. But you're overlooking the comic value of either Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor or Robert Patrick as the T-1000. The entire Pescadero Hospital chase scene... pure gold.

Also, how can you say no to Muppet Arnold Schwarzenegger? Coming around the corner with a little fuzzy shotgun. Adorable.

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Jessica 3 points a year ago

I was thinking Sigourney Weaver in Alien is the only human and then the alien ends up being a Muppet lol

Specifically for that iconic scene where she's trying not to cry as the Alien comes into frame right next to her and does the mouth thing, but it's just a harmless muppet

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TrippaSnippa 3 points a year ago

Sigourney Weaver in Aliens as well. "Game over man, game over!" Muppet Hudson flails wildly

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normanwall 16 points a year ago

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aeronmelon 8 points a year ago

“I’ve got chills…”

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aeronmelon 16 points a year ago

Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.

Add: Stargate - keep James Spader.

(Both movies are narrated by Gonzo the Great.)

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Aksamit 4 points a year ago

Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.

But every single muppet in the cast is a Beaker.

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Waldelfe 2 points a year ago

Stargate, the series - keep Michael Shanks.

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Artyom 2 points a year ago

You could pick any character to be the human in Stargate and they'd all be dramatically different movies. Ra is human? O'Neill is human? Scara is human? All wild stories.

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Stamets 1 point a year ago

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el_bhm 15 points a year ago

Rain man. Dustin Hoffman.

Bonus: every Tarrantino movie, Tarrantino.

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Mouselemming 3 points a year ago

Tarantino IS a muppet.

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Aksamit 2 points a year ago

A very creepy muppet.

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mastod0n 15 points a year ago

John Wick, Keanu stays.

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moseschrute 15 points a year ago

The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus

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brot 15 points a year ago

Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford

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joelfromaus 1 point a year ago

I don’t know who I’d keep, but Fozzy Bear as Indiana would be amazing!

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chuckleslord 15 points a year ago

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks

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Sidewalker 14 points a year ago

Harry Potter. Keep Alan Rickman obviously.

I would watch the shit out of this. Maybe before I die AI will get good enough to make this a reality for me.

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ChonkyOwlbear 14 points a year ago

Evil Dead - Bruce Campbell

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clay_pidgin 8 points a year ago

But a little Muppet Bruce grows out it his shoulder!

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Wolf 14 points a year ago

Pulp Fiction. Bruce Willis.

This is cheating a little bit because Bruce Willis is already a muppet.

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schmooooo 13 points a year ago

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

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Anomalocaris 13 points a year ago

the worse answer is any porn movie

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Moonweedbaddegrasse 13 points a year ago

Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

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Aksamit 13 points a year ago

Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.

This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.

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P1k1e 13 points a year ago

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

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marzhall 13 points a year ago

300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit

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Hux 13 points a year ago

Broke Back Mountain - Jake Gyllenhaal

Saving Private Ryan - Matt Damon

Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Eyes Wide Shut - Tom Cruise

Forest Gump - whoever played “Jenny”

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the_dopamine_fiend 6 points a year ago

Uh, that was Robin Wright you philistine!

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Hux 6 points a year ago

Buttercup???

Ok, let’s add to the list:

The Princess Bride - Andre the Giant

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thesohoriots 3 points a year ago

Second Eyes Wide Shut because Tom Cruise would never not take a role 100% seriously even as muppet chaos unfolds.

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TrippaSnippa 1 point a year ago

Terminator - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Alternatively, Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor).

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abbiistabbii 13 points a year ago

Star Trek Wrath of Kahn, Ricardo Montlaban.

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Glitch 12 points a year ago

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

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Mustakrakish 9 points a year ago

He's a rapist fyi, people don't know that enough.

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Glitch 11 points a year ago

Shit I was just trying to be silly. Sorry, I didn't know

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Mustakrakish 3 points a year ago

No appologies needed, just spreading the knowledge is important.

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Goretantath 5 points a year ago

Of fucking course.. yuck..

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Sturgist 12 points a year ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

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TacoButtPlug 12 points a year ago

Crocodile Dundee but only the knife is real

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lapping6596 12 points a year ago

Wicker Man - Nick Cage

Actually, almost any movie where we keep Nick Cage. Kickass, Gone in 60 Seconds, Lord of War.

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Jiggle_Physics 5 points a year ago

Mandy, or Color Out of Space

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Mouselemming 4 points a year ago

Raising Arizona?

Alternatively, which muppet would make the best Nic Cage?

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southsamurai 5 points a year ago

Gonzo, obviously

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PyroNeurosis 1 point a year ago

See, I have to ask: hiw does face/off work? Do we have a man with the face of a muppet?

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grrgyle 12 points a year ago

Silence of the Lambs, Anthony Hopkins.

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the_dopamine_fiend 12 points a year ago

Nah, Jodie Foster.

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VindictiveJudge 6 points a year ago

I'm imagining him eating fluffy cotton stuffing in the most intimidating manner possible.

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0ops 12 points a year ago

Mad Max furry road, max

Edit: that typo is staying right where it's at

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meathorse 7 points a year ago

Oh! Miss Piggy as Furiosa (or Imortan Joe) - she has such range!

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Mouselemming 4 points a year ago

Dual casting ftw!

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Xanthrax 12 points a year ago

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

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BuboScandiacus 12 points a year ago

My first thought: John Wick movies and keeping Keanu

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MelodiousFunk 11 points a year ago

Clue, Tim Curry

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AZX3RIC 11 points a year ago

Interstellar - Anne Hathaway

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TheImpressiveX 11 points a year ago

The Rocketeer (1991).

Timothy Dalton.

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Dagwood222 9 points a year ago

In the original comics, the Rocketeer was a huge asshole and the Jennifer Connelly character was a stripper/nudie model. I am still waiting for an apology and / or a remake.

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UncleArthur 11 points a year ago

Weekend at Bernie's. Bernie.

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dQw4w9WgXcQ 11 points a year ago

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

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owenfromcanada 11 points a year ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

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Xerxos 11 points a year ago

OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude

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dennisnedry 11 points a year ago

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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nieminen 10 points a year ago

My wife said: Legally blond, keep Witherspoon

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echodot 10 points a year ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

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livingcoder 9 points a year ago

Cast Away. Tom Hanks.

It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.

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Melatonin 9 points a year ago

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

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fubbernuckin 9 points a year ago

Bonus points if the actor is not the protagonist

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dream_weasel 3 points a year ago

Lord of the rings trilogy and obviously I pick Gimili.

Dramatic entrance halfway through the first movie.

"You'll have to toss me!"

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joelfromaus 1 point a year ago

Gonzo, playing Aragorn, looks at the dwarf who is twice his size, “you gotta be kidding me…”

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UnderpantsWeevil 2 points a year ago

Gotta go with Devil's Advocate and Charlize Theron

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 9 points a year ago

Blade 3. Ryan Reynolds.

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itsgroundhogdayagain 9 points a year ago

Jaws - Jaws

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Mouselemming 4 points a year ago

But Cookie would be so good in the role!

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MegaUltraChicken 1 point a year ago

Leave in Robert Shaw instead and I'm sold.

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itsgroundhogdayagain 2 points a year ago

YES, that's perfect

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idunnololz 9 points a year ago

The Prestige. Christian Bale.

But he only plays "half" of Borden.

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Diddlydee 9 points a year ago

Buried with Ryan Reynolds. Just Kermit on the phone.

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Goretantath 9 points a year ago

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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Zaphod 9 points a year ago

All of Star Wars - JarJar's actor

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echodot 9 points a year ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

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janus2 8 points a year ago

Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich
also Airplane! - John Malkovich

the man was made to pitch a fit in front of a bunch of muppets

edit: i looked it up and apparently he wasn't in Airplane! ...? am i going crazy?

edit 2: I was confusing Stephen Stucker playing the crazy guy Johnny with John Malkovich

Airplane - Stephen Stucker

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Rakonat 8 points a year ago

The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.

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BmeBenji 8 points a year ago

Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.

Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream

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absGeekNZ 8 points a year ago

Home Alone - keep Kevin

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theedqueen 8 points a year ago

The Princess Bride. Keep Fred Savage, but as an adult.

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codexarcanum 8 points a year ago

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

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SynopsisTantilize 8 points a year ago

The Secretary - Maggie Gyllenhaal

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - RDJ (I think this one would be fun the muppets could pull this off well)

Saving Private Ryan - Tom Hanks

Precious - Gabourey Sidibe

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blockheadjt 8 points a year ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

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postcapitalism 8 points a year ago

This was done with a Muppet Christmas Carol and Michael Caine to excellent results. Really a top notch interpretation and acting. Highly recommend

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ClanOfTheOcho 8 points a year ago

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Keep Ricardo Montalban.

Edit: Alien. Keep Sigourney Weaver.

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the_dopamine_fiend 9 points a year ago

Muppet xenomorph would sell merch so fast.

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ClanOfTheOcho 4 points a year ago

Well, I for one would have to have one!

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the_dopamine_fiend 6 points a year ago

I envision the second mouth being just your hand.

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MarciaLynnDorsett 8 points a year ago

die hard

alan rickman

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rpl6475 7 points a year ago

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rockSlayer 7 points a year ago

I am Legend - the dog

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grrgyle 4 points a year ago

Winner

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9point6 7 points a year ago

Memento, with any of Guy Pearce, Joe Pantoliano or Carrie-Anne Moss. All would be good

The Matrix, with either Lawrence Fishburn or Joe Pantoliano (again lol)

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grrgyle 3 points a year ago

Screw it, every movie with the pants is just him surrounded by muppets.

And shows. The Last of Us is all muppets until his cameo in season 2.

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the_dopamine_fiend 3 points a year ago

Oh man, that Sense8 reboot is gonna be weird…

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themeatbridge 7 points a year ago

Resevoir Dogs

Kirk Baltz.

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 2 points a year ago

Almost, but all the cops were human instead.

resivoir dogs with puppets

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themeatbridge 2 points a year ago

Well if this isn't just exactly what I imagined, I don't know what else it could be.

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zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 1 point a year ago

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sharkfucker420 7 points a year ago

Star Wars: A New Hope and obi-wan

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crawancon 5 points a year ago

explains why he just gives up and fades away.

"fuck all this shit, these puppet fuckers can deal with my ghost."

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harsh3466 7 points a year ago

A Few Good Men - Tom Cruise

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homesweethomeMrL 7 points a year ago

No it'd have to be Jack Nicholson.

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galoisghost 7 points a year ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

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thesohoriots 7 points a year ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

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stringere 7 points a year ago

Tim Curry

Legend

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Birch 7 points a year ago

Tropic Thunder - Tom Cruise

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ThePyroPython 7 points a year ago

Shaun of the Dead - Bill Nighy

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LMurch 7 points a year ago

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

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applebusch 7 points a year ago

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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grumpo_potamus 6 points a year ago

Titanic.

Kate Winslet stays human.

Tap for spoiler

Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.

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Samsy 6 points a year ago

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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KurtVonnegut 6 points a year ago

Jurassic Park, the velociraptor

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sangriaferret 6 points a year ago

The Exorcist

Linda Blair

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JPAKx4 6 points a year ago

Home alone, Kevin

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agamemnonymous 6 points a year ago

Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.

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Hupf 6 points a year ago

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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NihilisticOptimist 6 points a year ago

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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Agent641 6 points a year ago

Midsommar. Florence Pugh.

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ngdev 6 points a year ago

The matrix, neo is the non muppet.

Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy

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scrubbles 13 points a year ago

Oh no no everyone is human UNTIL he takes the pill, and realizes they're all Muppets

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Jiggle_Physics 2 points a year ago

Trade out Miss Piggy for Animal

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Mutterwitz 6 points a year ago

From Dusk Till Dawn - Salma Hayek

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 6 points a year ago

Toy Story

Andy

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Zwrt 6 points a year ago

Star wars and Yoda

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the_dopamine_fiend 6 points a year ago

The Holy Mountain

Keep Jodorowsky.

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Jiggle_Physics 3 points a year ago

Any of his stuff really

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jpeps 6 points a year ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

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MTK 6 points a year ago

Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)

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CitizenKong 6 points a year ago

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

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Adderbox76 6 points a year ago

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

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grrgyle 5 points a year ago

Doom, Dwayne Johnson

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Aggravationstation 5 points a year ago

Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace

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JetpackJackson 5 points a year ago

Hellboy - Ron Perlman

Total Recall - Arnold Schwarzenegger

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VindictiveJudge 5 points a year ago

The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.

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_stranger_ 10 points a year ago

ha!, but make Bruce Wayne a muppet.

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Treczoks 2 points a year ago

The butler (Alfons? Alfred?) could be the human!

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Tieas 5 points a year ago

John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.

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Randelung 5 points a year ago

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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useyourmainfinger 5 points a year ago

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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tyrefyre 5 points a year ago

Terminator. Arnold.

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LanguageIsCool 5 points a year ago

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DizzoMyNizzo 5 points a year ago

The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.

The Thing: Kurt Russell

{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets

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Taleya 5 points a year ago

Conclave, carlos diehz

Se7en, kevin spacey

Stargate, jaye davison

Star Trek beyond, Chris pine

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codexarcanum 5 points a year ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

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bitjunkie 5 points a year ago

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

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2ugly2live 5 points a year ago

The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.

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Atlas_ 5 points a year ago

The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)

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SkunkWorkz 5 points a year ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

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Someonelol 5 points a year ago

Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.

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crawancon 5 points a year ago

Braveheart

longshanks

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Madison420 4 points a year ago

Django unchained, Django.

It's not because muppet violence is especially hilarious... I'm lying. Exploding racists into felt organs 100% seems uniquely amusing.

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lime 4 points a year ago

there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.

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Jiggle_Physics 4 points a year ago

Martyrs, but only if everyone but Mademoiselle's Society members are real

ohh The Fall (german hitler one) keeping Juliane Köhler, and making everyone else muppets would be a statement on its own

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AceFuzzLord 4 points a year ago

The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.

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AngryCommieKender 4 points a year ago

Dune. Keep either Patrick Stewart, or Sting. Not sure which would be funnier.

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Etterra 4 points a year ago

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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TrippaSnippa 2 points a year ago

I can think of a few fun combos for Star Wars (Episode 4 specifically):

Alec Guinness (Obi-Wan Kenobi) as mentioned elsewhere in this thread

Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) - Leia being interrogated by Muppet Tarkin and rescued by Muppet Luke, Han and Chewie

Peter Cushing (Tarkin) would be a case of "less is more" but it could be funny. Not sure how well it would work for the whole movie though.

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callouscomic 4 points a year ago

The Pianist. Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) is still himself, everyone else are muppets.

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JimVanDeventer 4 points a year ago

Salò. The sex worker who tells the stories.

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OrteilGenou 2 points a year ago

So much brown cotton batting...

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pleasegoaway 4 points a year ago

The Room, keep Tommy Wisseau

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Dagwood222 4 points a year ago

12 Angry Men.

Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.

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JordanZ 4 points a year ago

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hydrashok 4 points a year ago

Psycho. Mother.

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jcacedit 4 points a year ago

Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie

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digitalnuisance 4 points a year ago

The Muppet Movie.

Kermit the Frog.

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dream_weasel 4 points a year ago

127 hours, but I pick both the girls.

Edit:

Or Lord of the rings... Obviously I choose Gimili.

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xor 4 points a year ago

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BodePlotHole 4 points a year ago

Schindler's List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

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GalacticGrapefruit 4 points a year ago

Star Wars: A New Hope. C-3PO.

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Vanilla_PuddinFudge 4 points a year ago

Dark Knight Rises

Tom Hardy

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humorlessrepost 4 points a year ago

Repo: The Generic Opera; Nathan

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Mustakrakish 3 points a year ago

Army of Darkness (keep Bruce of course)

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Mandrilleren 3 points a year ago

Deep throat - Linda Lovelace

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Event_Horizon 3 points a year ago

Apocalypse Now. Keep Sheen human and everyone else become Muppets.

I need to see the napalm/surfing scene with Muppets.

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Gowron_Howard 3 points a year ago

The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell.

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Nangijala 3 points a year ago

Hereditary and keeping the guy playing the dad in the family.

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Samsy 3 points a year ago

LotR - Sauron (or Legolas)

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witty_username 3 points a year ago

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SCmSTR 3 points a year ago

The sixth sense, haley joel osment

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Notso 3 points a year ago

Inception, keep DiCaprio

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RizzRustbolt 3 points a year ago

In the Mouth of Madness, keep Jurgen Prochnow.

Repo Man, Tracey Walter.

Buckaroo Banzai, John Lithgow

Liquid Sky, Otto von Wernherr

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itsgroundhogdayagain 3 points a year ago

Yeah, I was thinking either keep Jaws or the Mayor

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outhouseperilous 3 points a year ago

'Come and see' but i cant decide who the non-muppet should be.

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stringere 3 points a year ago

Dark City, Kiefer Sutherland

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BlackVenom 3 points a year ago

Fear and Loathing..keeping Depp/Thompson

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TheMightyCanuck 3 points a year ago

Inglorious bastards and the bear jew.

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moopet 3 points a year ago

Castaway. Tom Hanks.

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mjhelto 3 points a year ago

District 9. Leave Wikus in.

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Taleya 3 points a year ago

Willard, crispin glover. Replace all the rats with rizzo

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Tattorack 3 points a year ago

John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.

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dumbass 3 points a year ago

Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.

Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.

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BudgetBandit 2 points a year ago

The new Snow White. Keep the maidman.

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i_love_FFT 2 points a year ago

Eddy the Eagle. Keep Hugh Jackman grumpy coach. In his flashbacks, he should be played by a muppet.

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Delphia 2 points a year ago

All quiet on the western front.

Requiem for a dream.

Caligula

Felon

Deliverance

Schindlers List

Pick an actor, it doesnt matter. The result is fucked up.

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blarth 2 points a year ago

The Sound of Music. Baron Von Trapp is the non muppet.

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Frostbeard 2 points a year ago

The Houston 620

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LinyosT 2 points a year ago

I Saw The Devil - Choi Min-sik

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biggerbogboy 2 points a year ago

One man one jar

The actor is the jar

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Blackmist 2 points a year ago

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Keep Alan Rickman

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Denjin 2 points a year ago

The Death of Stalin where Stalin is the only human.

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NotASharkInAManSuit 2 points a year ago

21 Grams. Benicio Del Toro.

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jsomae 2 points a year ago

die hard (bruce willis)

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zugzwang 2 points a year ago

The Shining

Shelley Duvall

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resipsaloquitur 2 points a year ago

Requiem For A Dream.

Marlon Waynes.

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RizzoTheSmall 2 points a year ago

Muppet Christmas Carol.

Michael Cane.

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vaultdweller013 2 points a year ago

Mad Max 2. The dog.

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MacNCheezus 2 points a year ago

First Blood. Sylvester Stallone.

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NigelFrobisher 2 points a year ago

Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. Obviously Kermit as Eli.

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tino 2 points a year ago

Frankenstein. Robert de Niro.

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Soleos 2 points a year ago

Starship Troopers, Sergeant Zim

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JackbyDev 2 points a year ago

The Sunset Limited. Samuel L. Jackson will remain, Tommy Lee Jones is replaced by a muppet. The movie is a joke room drama where Jackson's character has stopped Jones's from commiting suicide and trying to talk him out of not doing it again.

Major spoiler

In the end he is unsuccessful. Seeing a muppet definitively leave to commit suicide would be funny. You know, in a dark comedy way.

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tiredofsametab 2 points a year ago

Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

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outhouseperilous 2 points a year ago

The raid, pointy beard antagonist guy

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dream_weasel 1 point a year ago

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pjwestin 1 point a year ago

Schindler's List. Liam Neeson.

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idunnololz 1 point a year ago

Girl in the red coat.

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OrteilGenou 1 point a year ago

Pulp Fiction: Stephen Hibbert

The Big Lebowski: Sam Elliott

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taiyang 1 point a year ago

What's Eating Gilbert Grape, the mom is the only human.

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sunbytes 1 point a year ago

The hurt locker.

But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.

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MuskyMelon 1 point a year ago

Beverly Hills Cop, Bronson Pinchot

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Gurei 1 point a year ago

Willie's Wonderland 2 - just a shot for shot remake of John Wick but muppets. Keep Keanu or swap for Cage, your call.

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lemmyausmister 1 point a year ago

Harry Potter - Lord Voldemort

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Anomalocaris 1 point a year ago

what about movies with one single actor?

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RvTV95XBeo 1 point a year ago

The Chronicles of Riddick / Dame Judy Dench.

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Apocalypteroid 1 point a year ago

Requiem for a Dream - But both Jennifer Connelly and Jared Leto

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CetaceanNeeded 1 point a year ago

Die Hard with a Vengeance. I'm leaning towards Samuel L Jackson but Bruce Willis would be a close second.

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P1k1e 1 point a year ago

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 point a year ago

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x00z 1 point a year ago

Lucky Number Slevin.

Slevin

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Afflictedlife 0 points a year ago

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