RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'
6 months ago by stumu415 to c/nottheonion
The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
Where does it rank relative to strapping a whale head to the roof of the minivan, dripping whale goo on his family?
Or the time he dumped a dead bear cub in central park and staged it to look like a bicycle accident. That was only 12 years ago
Everything I learn about him is against my will.
He also beheaded a beached whale with a chainsaw and bungee corded it to the top of his minivan for a five hour drive
"I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw (what?)"
You know, the more I learn about him, the more I actually think he would skin your ass raw
in his youth he would eat roadkill.
I already knew that, unfortunately!
The only things I've heard are from here on lemmy and it's obvious I don't need to look more into him, he's somehow managed to go a whole universe beyond the fever dream that's the current US situation. I almost like these posts because it's all so unbelievable and weird in a way that isn't so deeply morally corrupt like the, what's now normal, billionaire oligarch pedophilia. It's fucked up in a parody way. But as said, I haven't looked deeper at all, I have no idea if he's part of that too so please correct me if I'm wrong.
There's no need to waste any time thinking about that guy. He's just a huge piece of shit doing shitty things to America, similar to most of the pedo-hitler administration, but usually weirder.
He also fucked around on his wife, again. Hines isn't really around.
She's always been a talentless gold digger.
Somehow this guy is even more deranged to me than Trump (EU perspective). How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare? How can even the most sycophantic republican see this guy bathe in shit and necrophilia/bestiality crossover some roadkill, and think "yeah, this man gives good advice on healthy living"???
They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.
Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”
All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.
All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)
RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.
This is the ELI5 many others need. So please note that most Americans are literal hostages in this quagmire of idiocy.
Don't forget the rotting whale head he strapped to the top of his car on a family outing.
of the creek of shit he decided to swim in with his kids. American health is literally up shit's creek.
He comes from a rich dynasty family in the US.
They’ll let him do anything.
I mean, despite all of that he's still alive. IMG guessing that was the GOP's take, anyway. Almost certainly Trump's.
hes likely brain damaged from heroin and worms(in his youth) and is use as a useful distraction to epstein files. and hes also in it.
“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
This wins the Not the Onion gold medal
Oddly introspective
Too bad he lives in a cabin in the woods away from the world crazies, he's got the right idea. Also he's Canadian so yea fuck the usa
Did he penetrate or dry hump?
Porky no lost dose?
“… so anyway you guys wanna see my roadkill penis collection?
As far as a hobby goes it’s got some stiff competition! Hah!
But anyways do you?”
Like he'd ask.
There are people out there who legitimately collect baculums.
If bats have baculums, does Batman?
And yes bats do
Between international crimes on the high seas, Pakistan being the voice of reason, and the pope & muslims leaders agreeing on something, the writers are going to have to do better for wild and unexpected shit... Its only tuesday.
AND WERE GOONG TO WHITE HOUSE ! HEYAAH
Fucking classic
Honestly I’d give my left testicle to even have John McCain back in office. I didn’t like that guy but atleast when he talked about Obama he said something like “no he’s not a Muslim and he’s not going to ruin the country. He’s a fine man we just disagree “
Or something like that.
I’d trade trump for McCain right now if it was an option.
So I agree WTF happened to politics! They aren’t even trying to be shady anymore.
We know the government doesn’t have aliens now atleast because trump would have announced it, say he found them, and name the species after himself.
Trump told a lot of stupid, hateful people that their bigotry and ignorance weren't merely justified, they were righteous in their beliefs
He told them that their hatred made them better than the people they fear
He promised them that he would hurt the people they dislike, and they're hoping that they'll get to hurt them too
And too many people in the US are stupid, ignorant, afraid and full of hatred
Don't forget Al "I invented the Internet" Gore. What actually happened was: Al Gore as a young senator was shown ARPANET, the precursor to the Internet. He then wrote the High Performance Computing Act of 1991 which led to the creation of the Internet as we know it today. During the 2000 presidential election cycle, he gave an interview in which he stated that he "took the initiative in creating the Internet" -- a perfectly reasonable claim that went unremarked upon at the time. Months later, Bush advisor Karl Rove dug up the interview and orchestrated a smear campaign through which Gore was supposed to have claimed to have "invented the Internet" and the rest is history.
Democrats do not sabotage their careers by yelling weirdly or being photographed with their tiny heads sticking out of tanks. They are assassinated (just politically, usually) by a savage and ruthless enemy.
I wish I could find the video but I could swear I saw an interview with Dean admitting it wasn't actually the scream that ended his campaign but instead was more traditional reasons like polling numbers. The media just sensationalized the scream. It may have been a daily show interview but i can 't definitively say.
[edit] found it right around the 5:30 mark he explains the reasoning.
It was a different time back then.
What kinda Jeffrey Dahmer bullshit is this?
Any penis can be detachable if you put in the work. Detachable Peeenis
/seriously though, wtf
I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
...they asked in 1987, when word processor didn't necessarily mean a piece of software
Reattachable penis
Łook who didn't pay attention at the glue factory
It was me
Listen here young man
Username checks out
Yeah, we’re going to get a Jinx documentary in like five years where this guy accidentally admits to killing his second wife and staging it as a suicide.
That doesn't bother me at all. I come from a biologist family, and this is unusual, but not morally wrong, and it speaks to curiosity. Unfortunately, his curiosity didn't extend to developing a working understanding of science or biology, and he turned into a conspiracy theorist with a complete lack of self-criticism.
So now, instead of becoming a scientist, he's destroying the practice of science in the USA.
hes totally in the pseudoscience. even someone with a science background isnt going around cutting off dead animals penises. he also chose the animal with the most dangerous pathogens too.
he loves to drip methylene blue into his drink, the least natural way to "have an organic" diet.
Maybe people who mutilate the genitals of dead animals aren't actually future scientists?
Worth thinking about.
He has a torture shed in some remote location. No proof but wouldn’t be surprised the slightest.
Ties to Maxwell, confirmed on Epstein's plane twice... Torture shed it is.
seen in pictures at least once with EPstein's parties.
Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled...
"Whale brain chunks"
"Bear brain chunks"
"Raccoon dick"
Unfortunately, this disturbing find was merely the tip of the iceberg.
He named the raccoon's penis "iceberg"?
How in thee hell do you think he preserved it for the trip home?
It has been said that in times of trouble, the arts flourish. I don't know how true that is, but of all the tributes I've seen to the batshit crazy that is RFK Jr, I think our own @Formfiller@lemmy.world has captured RFK Jr's true self best in the most fitting artistic memorialization I've seen yet:
Thanks! I’m displaying it on a toilet at my student art show
theres none for worms.
Family and friends who know you and care about you and are worried... Or cops.
Unfotunately this dude doesn't seem to have a basic support network and the cops serve him.
TOTALLY NORMAL.
WE'VE ALL HAD HOLIDAYS LIKE THAT.
TOTALLY REGULAR URGE TO KEEP THE PENISES OF ROADKILL FOR CLOSER STUDY LATER.
Wakes up
I should open up Lemmy while I make coffee
Sees this travesty of a headline
Well, back to bed for me!
Hour long speech by John Barrymore deserves sharing
Calling these people "weird" does a disservice to all good and honest weird people all over the world.
I think this is just what happens when republican men don't feel like they can be bisexual.
this guy that plays with animal corpses is going to grow up one day to be a serial killer.
More of a mass murderer really.
Okay, so we heard the brainworm is dead, but have we had any official confirmation of that? I mean, his behavior, the things he admits to like they are normal, he's got to have something going wrong, right?
And? What did he discover?
That it's still bigger than his even after it dries out.
You would know.
Burn!
Got 'em me.
You would know.
Burn!
Has a bone in it.
Baculum in case anyone's curious. Makes me think of the guy from Quantum Leap.
50% bigger than Donald's.
You would know.
Burn!
Got me 'em.
This is WEIRD, right?
I mean I know there are professions and hobbies where cutting the penis off an animal carcass is just another Tuesday. I assume there are (or have been) cultures where this sort of thing tracks. But, this isn't a normal thing for people to think about doing, let alone do, right? Or am I the weirdo and literally it's super common to play with the penis of dead animals?
Like, I'm not intentionally being ablest or anything, so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.
And in all fairness, I haven't read the private journals to know the details of this "absurd scenario" and given the subject matter, I don't think it's anything I'd want to read, the headline is more than enough to be off putting. So, there is that.
It's RFK Jr. This is just another day for him.
He took a beached whale carcass' head, threw it on top of his car, and the "juices" leaked in through the window on his kids.
He dumped a dead bear cub in central park and left a bike on top just to make it look weird, as a "prank".
He snorted cocaine off the toilet seat according to himself.
And this is the stuff he openly talks about, I'm convinced you can search "RFK Jr animal story" with damn near any animal and you'll find something.
That man ain’t right, I tell you what.
He is going to hollow out the baculum and use it to snort drugs
That might actually be among the saner explanations
I promise that, because of the way he acts towards animals, he has killed and eaten people
According to the book, the journals were held by Mary as “leverage” during their divorce, which had not been finalized at the time of her death at age 52. She died by suicide on May 16, 2012,
I spy a sussy baka.
he drove her to suicide i believe, she had a career and he pressured into being a "trad wife', i think he also got a family member on heroin and drove them to suicide to.
Uh - tbh, having a cleaned raccoon baculum would be pretty fire.
I don’t think this is that odd, barring the fact that it’s RFK Jr. I taught high school science, and I was routinely brought animal corpses by everyone from students to other teachers. I didn’t even teach biology.
You’ve clearly never worked in a university biology lab.
Out doing fieldwork Graduate student: “Hey [my name], smell my finger!”
Turns out, certain species of ant smells like blue cheese if you crush it.
My favorite was a post grad that let a tick feed off her for a week to prove it could prey on humans.
RFK Jr is the kind of unhinged mind that did deserve better. That doesn’t make the perhaps thousands to millions of deaths that we will be able to trace back to him both directly and indirectly less reprehensible, but I really have had very similar conversations to the one you just tried to “reductio ad absurdio” describe.
I would absolutely say that.
Edit: when your friend brings home cool raccoon parts, you take a fucking interest. Have you never had a taxidermy girl in your life?
Time for a movie script.
he was hoping to get parasites, consider raccoons are host to one of the most deadly parasites to infect other animals.
Everything I hear about this guy sounds like the aberrant behavior of a brain damaged individual who has succumbed to their own delusion.
Guys, guys! It's OK, it was a dead raccoon. He didn't give a live raccoon the ol peckerectomy. /s
Honestly can he just become a taxidermist at this point? Better job fit
Lobotomy + Brain Worm = RFK #2
The worm recognizes it's own.
The guy with brain worms and dropped a dead bear in central park is basically a half step from being the shortbus version of Hannibal
Shortbus Hannibal Apt title and a band name
Sick fuck.
There needs to be a mandatory psychological assessment of all public official's.
he has been an Heroin addict before, likely he never went on rehab and just let the permanent side effects hit him like with peterson.
I's just's rolled's my's eye's's so's hard's I's hurt's my's back's.
Doesn't everyone?
Except humans, for some reason
Found the cock stuffer
As much as I want to be mean to him in every way, I don't think his eyes are that crooked.
Don't worry United States you elected someone almost as intelligent as he is for president.
Course don't get me wrong, take a known biologist (apologize I don't know any specific ones) I'm sure many took specimens to be studied for later. Unfortunately this person has shown he's a complete idiot.
Does it really matter in this administration when they just tear everything down? Shit the mic is live.... seriously US get your house in order you got someone who's claimed to have brain worms helping diamantle your health department. Like only worse thing would be whatever the president is doing at 3am....shit posting to his owned social media.
It's amusing how quickly you can fall from world superiority to dumpster from a lack of critical thinking. No way can they afford shit soon with the recent spending. Either educate people to be a decent army or afford the weapons but not both with their budget. They don't have China's numbers and less educated than any European army. Soon they won't have money cause people aren't producing enough taxes. Congrats US.
his family disowned him, hes the blacksheep of the family.
Dude with no respect for life has no respect for the dead? I'm shocked! \s
Maybe he just needed a toothpick
I can't even
hurk
welp, may as well elect him as President at this point.
That's why his voice is so hoarse! He's been chocking on that raccoon dick for years.
Maybe in some mirror-universe it's reversed.
Native Americans used every party of their roadkill. What is it with Kennedys and penises?
they also dont EAT it raw, which RFK JR did.
He was 14. Not saying they're the same, but it is weird too imo. Is it rich people with no boundaries or morals instilled?
Theodore Roosevelt: The Taxidermist
Young Roosevelt was a person of acute single-mindedness. This was best demonstrated in his avid collecting (killing) and preserving (skinning and stuffing) animals, and in 1872 he was most particularly fascinated by birds.
Drugs, shitty family, and being neurospicy will do that to you.
Someone should study what's left of this freak's brain.
The brain worm is already at it
Interesting.
Sing it with me chillin
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
I ain't afraid of no penis stealing government man no! I'm gonna let it shine.
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
That guy is like on a speed run to be the weirdest human being ever.
fun fact: raccoons have bones in their penis, it is called a baculum/penis bone
here is a picture
JFK Jr. is such a crazy guy
Did he study it's taste? Enjoy that one
Doh!
The difference between polymath and psychopath is about 200 years of scientific discovery that you willfully ignore in favor of screwing around with random crap.
You know, I've heard RFK Jr admit to some some pretty fucked up shit... but, I'll take honesty over the lie through your teeth, sell out to the highest bidder mentality any time. Admitting that, "yes it was me who put a bear carcass in Central Park, or that, yes I have done drugs and or had addiction" takes an amount of courage that few in the public spotlight are willing to take, and for that I feel admiration and wish others could be as forthcoming.
At this point I'm suspecting that he's demon-infected.
Yes, I know that all of materialism/atheism is adamant that spirit isn't real, & nor are individual-spirits, human-spirits included,
but anybody who's encountered enough corroborating-evidence to know that Dr. M. Scott Peck's "People of the Lie" has too much fact in it .. will likely understand.
&, of course, after the tippingpoint is crossed, & the masks come off .. then more people likely will understand.
& that should happen soon ( saying this in Apr 2026, for any future readers )
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Yeah, unfortunately I'm one of those who understand. We're not yet at a place where you can be proven right, but that said, you may not be wrong.
There is a whole world of inexplicable "coincidences" and patterns that happen around these people. I'm not saying RFK Jr "has a demon" -- and how the hell would I know anyway? -- but I am absolutely certain that he IS a personal "Shit Happens" event walking around on two legs, and sometimes that language/cognitive construct is all someone has to try to explain what is otherwise inexplicable. And all that surrounds RFK Jr is most certainly inexplicable.
To explain to those who do not understand, the book People of the Lie, simply put, is a book written by a psychiatrist about his observations of those without conscience among us, and the draining-to-overwhelmingly-destructive effect they have on the people forced to remain in their personal orbit, like children or dependent spouses.
Long before the explosion of works in the 90s and later written for laymen in regard to psychopathy and narcissism, there was People of the Lie, and that's ALL there was at the time except for works by and for clinicians, like Cleckley's Mask of Sanity which you couldn't just check out from the local library, and that's if you even knew about it. People of the Lie is all about the line -- and if there even is a line -- between this kind of aberrant, conscienceless behavior and what the religious know of as evil. That book was there when I needed it, and I'm not ashamed to say it changed the course of my life for the better, profoundly so. I suspect I am not the only one.
So all that said, I am a diehard atheist, yet I have personally seen wayyyyyy too much strange and inexplicable shit surrounding the conscienceless among us to tell anyone else they're wrong. Especially when the kind of folks Dr. Peck was talking about are involved.
I'm jealous of the people that can just write what you said off as foolishness, because once you know, you know.
Please reread the Possession chapter of "People of the Lie", & read where he says that after they'd gotten clean ( 2 patients he had, who'd had successful exorcisms from what Cathoics call "satanic possession" ), they became "saintly", his word.
The ur-demon that he described as "50 million years old" & "reptilian" wasn't somehow inherently-declawed, rather it was the possessed-one's saintliness which was de-clawing the ur-demon.
Dr. Peck's inability to replicate its facial-expressions, in the following months of trying, too is evidence ( as is our species having the uncanny valley to protect us from that-spirit, encoded hard into us in the last few million years ).
I'm not jealous of the people who write-off what I told them as delusions, because once the masks come off, later in 2026, the slaughtering is going to begin, & they're more-likely to be BSOD-ing, instead of adapting.
What's coming, the 1st-Yang-Stage of The Great Filter, is going to make everything we've had as nightmares, seem fortunate.
But that's what our-continuums/souls "bought" into, in getting-caught-in-this-world..
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"Awareness isn't real" is a physicalist/materialist dogma, too..
The above-nature, the supernatural, doesn't exist,
but it is the presence-of or absence-of a spirit, which makes corpse-chemistry distinctly different from growing-organism chemistry, in both process & results.
Spirits, therefore, are real, since their effects are consistently-measurable.
The physicalist/materialist dogma that there is NO cause for the measurable difference in process is pseudoscientific bunk.
IF it consistently, measurably, produces consistent measurable results, THEN it has to be real, in that domain.
Scientism's ignoring of that law is part of its religion, but I don't ignore that law.
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Everything I hear about that guy is worse each time
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