The only way this could get funnier is for the White House to release the Epstein files containing Elon out of spite.
..and fail to redact DJT properly
Yeah they’ll Highlight in black the parts they want redacted again.
What a terrible tailoring job. The bottom half looks alright, but the tailor cut the top of that dress way too roomy. Her boobs aren't big enough to fill it, so it makes her look small. She should fire her tailor.
She's a Redditor? Oh, that explains why she doesn't care about good tailoring
That's not confirmed AFAIK. There's evidence for it and evidence arainst it.
Pretty sure it's just her posture. It's cut for shoulders back and she's hunching just enough for it to bag a little.
Well then it's her sense of style. She needs to pick dresses that look good on her normal posture. And a good tailor helps communicate that to the client.
At first I thought you meant Musk looking like a kid who outgrew the jacket.
That's Ghislaine Maxwell, socialite and friend of Trump and Epstein. Currently in prison for sex trafficking.
You know, in case their connections to Epstein island weren't obvious enough.
Epstein and Maxwell went out of their way to get photos with every celebrity possible, I’m assuming for blackmail reasons, there’s photos of them with so many people where the photo they’re in was their first and last interaction - not to defend musk cause I have no idea the depth of their relationship, or potential lack there of, but this seems more like she snuck into the photo and he’s not even aware she’s there. I don’t personally believe musk is a pedo
Musk 100% aligns with the kind of guy Epstein would want to meet. He is rich and sciency and Epstein looked for those types.
What's interesting is that almost all the people involved with Epstein are people who suck, but probably most of them weren't really aware of the child sex trafficking. Epstein's "day job" was basically being the guy who introduced people to each-other. Rich and powerful people wanted to be part of his social circle so they could be introduced to other rich and powerful people. Because Epstein introduced people, he knew about deals early, which let him make money from them.
Sure, Epstein had young-looking women around him, but that's always true of rich guys. I'm sure he vetted the people he introduced to the really young ones carefully because he didn't want the whole thing to blow up.
Now, most people assume that everybody who had anything to do with Epstein is a pedophile. So, they're hating the right people for the wrong reasons... and I can live with that.
Honestly, he looks fucked up and is standing quite a bit in front of her. For this photo, I might believe he didn’t know she was even there.
Elon has a breeder kink and I think that's philosophically pedophilia, since it sexualises kids
As long as that kink involves only consenting adults, it might be weird and gross, but not anyone's business to judge.
Don't get me wring, the guy is still an asshole, and there is the whole power difference/financial dependence thing, but honestly, wanting to have many children with adult women is the least of the problems we have with the guy.
You are correct
Damn, everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Huh!
What’s her name used to moderate a major subreddit. I think it was r/worldnews but maybe my memory is failing me.
The enemy of my enemy has his uses, but that absolutely does not make him my friend.
Well, he's been working for a demented rapist for months, and everyone's okay with that.
"That's why we had a falling out!"
If you see your enemies making mistakes, do not intervene!
Maxim number 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less.
Yep. Maxim 29 is in full effect here. Let them fight.
Personally though, I'm more annoyed that this may fast-track the death of the federal EV rebate program. I really wanted my future slate truck to be around $20k.
I dunno. If Elon keeps posting stuff like this and then follows it up with hard proof, I will definitely buy a Tesla. He's going to need to post A LOT of information and with A LOT of proof, you know the type that can be used in court. I'll definitely buy a Tesla and other Elon stuff.
(See how easy lying is. Fuck Elon you piece of shit.)
Don't think many people who dislike Elon now are going back, probably mostly just "Let them fight"
I don't want Elon to win, I just want Trump to lose. And also Elon. Fuck that guy.
how is this going to be a "take down"? a felony conviction couldn't even take him down. this is just Musk protecting his image. Musk already razored government regulations for his profits. he just needs public opinion.
Don't worry, the centrists are already talking about making friends
Centrists have loved elon ever since his nazi salute.
Bonus meme:

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Still way too high tho

You misspelled "comically overvalued"
That much overvaluation isn't comical, it's scary. That bubble bursting is going to mess up some retirement funds.
Yeah, shit should be like 25 a share and have a solid dividend
wait till you see apple
What the functional profitable technology giant that is often the worlds most profitable enterprise building future systems year after year after year?
Probably overvalued, but not comically. This dipshit fired the entire infrastructure charging group last year because he was out of adderall for twenty minutes. There is no comparison.
How TF can it be still positive YoY is beyond my understanding. Sales outside of US are tanking, the brand reputation ODd and died, the CEO will follow soon and he's hated by everyone except tech bros.
I guess publicly fighting orange Hitler should be the last nail in the coffin, but I don't even know what to expect.
And yet still up for the month.
That ticker is insane.
Beside the facts that everyone already assumed this:
Musk apparantly knew this for certain AND still decided to support him.
Yeah but on the positive side, there are some people on the right that are dubious of Trump and yet still dumb enough to be fans of Musk - hopefully this will speak to them.
"Still weird and gross"?
I'm going with that making it extra weird and gross.
Wanna make it grosser, he has publicly said he finds her attractive and would have sex with her if she wasn't his daughter
I can translate that for people who are dumb enough to believe everything he says:
He finds her attractive and would have sex with her if she was his daughter
And that's not even the gross picture! There's at least two others that are even worse
even worse. it means that he knew for a while and held that info until he got on trumps bad side.
he was cool with pedofilia, but not cool when it's by someone he no longer as use for.
also, who wouldn't be surprised if Musk hasn't participated in rich people pedofilia
I'd almost believe that he didn't because he's so supremely weird about wanting a lot of children and that didn't seem like a "to term" operation Epstein was running. But I could be wrong, I have no idea; I never dug into details about pedo island.
Not so sure this time. Trump has been trying to avoid that shit like the plague. He also had clear ties to Epstein. If he didn't manage to make it to kangaroo court every time... There would be a significant amount of evidence to convict someone else in this case. I genuinely hope musk puts his weight behind it. Not that I like him either.
He's an illegal immigrant, DEPORT HIM
Unfortunately, Elon Musk almost certainly wrote this tweet not knowing or being too high to realize that it was slander (or libel?) and if anything happens it will probably be Elon getting roasted in court.
Still cool to have Elon get humiliated but Trump is the one who deserves justice handed to him for his ties to Epstein.
He called a rescue worker a paedophile because they refused to use his useless hypotethical drilling machine during a delicate rescue operation. Nothing happened.
Nothing will happened this time either.
A rescue worker has no chance of successfully suing a billionaire.
I hope MAGA listens to Musk this time
Nah, meth is usually smoked with a bowl pipe. It liquefies and boils when heated, so you need a bowl that will hold it once it liquefies.

And if it’s a straight glass pipe instead of a bowl, that’s for crack. You shove some steel wool into it to act as a filter, then pack the crack in front of the steel wool. Because otherwise, sucking on the pipe would just suck the unlit crack straight through the pipe.
It would save the government some upfront money and then result in losses in the hundreds of billions as others can't come close to the cost to orbit that Starship can.
There's nothing being designed today by anyone that would compete with it if successful.
Falcon 9 as it is saves the government billions of dollars.
For all intents and purposes, starship has made it to orbit a few times. They purposely kept it sub orbital by cutting the engines off a few seconds early so it would re-enter the atmosphere where and as planned for their tests.
You wouldn't want a ship designed to survive re-entry to fail, and make landfall over a major city, but they have landed it as planned in the ocean in a controlled manner a couple times.
(Edit: also the last 3 launches have been the V2 ship. It's substantially different than the V1s they did land in the ocean and is having some growing pains)
In the time SpaceX has designed, launched, landed, and reused two orbital boosters, no one else has done it once.

Is... uh... is now a good time to talk about this?

There are few times when you can justifiably go after a person because of something a relation did. As much as I hate Elon, he's not culpable for whatever his brother has or hasn't done, unless he participated somehow.
Let's not stoop.
As much as I hate Elon, he’s not culpable for whatever his brother has or hasn’t done
Elon is a known horndog and sex pest. I think it's less "he's responsible" and more "he's just as mixed up in the Lolita Express gang as any of these assholes".
Incidentally, Gislaine Maxwell was at Chelsea Clinton's wedding. I don't think that means Chelsea is a rapist. But I do think Bill is, and this kind of close relationship further illustrates the circle all these people ran in.
Sure, but that was about Elon's brother. Surely if Elon was involved with Epstein there will be evidence; it's not like he was shy about being photographed.
This guilty by association stuff feels like an witch trial evidence, when there's plenty of stuff to hang Elon with that he did himself.
This guilty by association stuff
My guy, you don't need guilt by association to find people who have accused Elon of being a sex pest.
https://www.businessinsider.com/...
Why are you pretending otherwise?
Unless you know something I don't, Monica was consenting the entire time.
And don't say "he used his position of power to force her". She said in multiple interviews that she enjoyed it and felt excited. The only time she started to feel negative feelings is whdn Linda Tripp got involved and betrayed her.
These are Monicas own words. It wasn't rape.
These are Monicas own words.
Okay, now ask Juanita Broaddrick, Eileen Wellstone, and Sandra Allen James among others.
The differences in power between them was great enough that even if it wasn't rape it was very unethical.
The thing is Bill does not seem to be a kiddie diddler. Aside from Monica Lewinsky and a Miss America contestant they tend to be later twenties to whatever his current age was. They affairs tended to be with women who were pretty and young whereas his alleged assault victims are all adults too.
He's vile but not a pedo
The thing is Bill does not seem to be a kiddie diddler.
How low is the bar that we're at "sexual assault isn't such a big deal if they're over eighteen".
You gotta understand that Elon as a business person has never been just Elon — it has always been Elon and Kimbal. They are thick as thieves, friend, there isn't much humanity to be sqwozed here.
Its a familial rot. They are all guilty, that is the point.
I never even wondered if muskrat had any siblings, he has such an "only child" energy that it didn't seem worth even thinking about. Gotta read up on them (he apparently has a sister too). Can only guess what weird shit will come up.
The stepsister is more interesting because she's Elon's step-mother now.
Classic Woody Allen maneuver?
Allen was never his current wife's step dad. Woody never married nor lived with Mia Farrow. Both are weird but Musk is grosser
Everyone should remember that Elon doesn't care about political parties. He could give a shit less about the right or the left. He's in it for the money.
He played the right, getting an idiot elected who would allow him to gut the agencies auditing his companies. Now when he's done with them and his base is upset with him for selling out, he's pivoting back and trying to appease them.
It has always been about the money. Fuck Elon Musk.
Everyone knows this. There’s lots of pics of them together.
The actual message doesn't have anything to do with any facts about what he said, it's more just that he thinks it's a "really big bomb" to drop.
The actual message is just "I am turning against this guy in a way that I think is a big deal so anyone who has more loyalty to me than him should know that you have to pick a side now."
It's a really big bomb for Donald Trump to see that Elon is taking staking a position.
He's playing the Qanut card. trump has been told that's his card. It's gotta hurt.
We already knew this. This isn't hidden information. They released the manuscript of everyone who visited the island. Half his family went there multiple times.
The big bomb would be a paper trail showing how they rigged the election.
We've already seen the documents that say trump is a rapist paedophile.
I just had to check myself, apparently it is:
Better link
I personally made the screenshot. It is real and it just happened.
It is. He's upset about the spending bill and the national debt and seems to be going scorched earth on Trump and Congress because of it.
Funny, he wasn’t upset about that bill nor knowing Trump was holding those files while he was working in the White House.
But I’m just here sipping on some tea.
https://xcancel.com/elonmusk lots more tweets
And now Trump is trying to get his government contracts cancelled.
Yeah obviously, but so what? The guy was convicted of 34 felonies and was still allowed to become president. Unless there's a consequence for any of these scum (and no, Elon losing some money while still having more than every single person on this site combined will see in a hundred lifetimes doesn't count) who gives a shit about any more proof of Trump's crimes?
The only reason he hasn't gotten away with shooting someone on 5th avenue is from lack of trying.
Elon Musk isn't really part of MAGA though. He joined Trump and MAGA shortly before the election and now got chewed up by Trump like anyone else did. Nobody on the Republican side gives a shit about him. With his money he can make trouble but thinking this is a turning point is silly. It's just more chaos.
No, they’re trying to asset strip it.
I'm assuming Musk did this after he removed his own name from them.
What a stupid series of events where there are no winners.
Btw, I'm saying the events are stupid. Not your telling of them.
Odds Musk is in those files too? We know they knew him.
I mean I have no idea more than anyone, but for some reason, he doesn't strike me as the type. As much as I dislike the man and thing he's a boil on humanity, I don't think he's that kind of creep.
But I am not basing this on anything other than my own gut.
He has more than one accusation of being a sex pest.
Oh wait I'm remembering the airplane story now. Yeah, I he's like all the other rich fucks.
This is the best I've felt in months. Watching these two psychopaths fight with each other over social media will ruin both of them and all for it. I hate Elon as much as the next guy, but if he goes after trump as aggressively as he did our government, I can't wait to see what happens next.
With a chainsaw you say?
I'll allow it
MBL has entered the chat.
I hope it goes beyond social media. You have the "richest" guy on the planet going against the "most powerful" guy on the planet.
Musk could use his wealth to go after Trump's. Buying up his debts and calling them in. Manipulating his memecoin and crashing it, etc. Trump could retaliate by sending government departments after all of Musk's businesses. There's so much potential for two awful people to destroy each-other here.
I feel like a kid at the school yard watching the two shittiest kids in class beating each other up. I love it.
If we're doing the "let's you and him fight" thing, someone should let elon know that trump hates it when people bring up the TACO thing.
Well ... Duh.
Republicans dont care. They will just scream and accuse everyone under the sun of being molesters ... then deflect for and defend their own evil kind.
Republicans are the demonically possessed people the Bible warns about in Timothy ... but the "Conservatives" are not interested in religion.
Musk and Trump are going to be high as balls on their various drug concoctions mean tweeting each other at 2am.
Trump on truth social and Musk on twitter. It will be glorious.
Anyone paying attention knew it, MAGA probably already knew it tbh. The only things happening here are:
Elon's attempting to recoup his image with the left a bit.
Elon is speedrunning pissing off the most authoritarian regime the US has ever had, plus all of its culty supporters who are probably, just now, wondering how the deep state got to Elon or whether he was a sleeper agent for them all along.
Elon is going to have no friends left to stand for him when he gets invited on a permanent vacation.
Nah, trump threatened to pull all of musk's contracts this morning and elon is responding in kind with his own threat. This is an actual slap fight that is a joy to watch.
Oh, oh shit! Okay, cool, let them fight. I wonder if we're finally going to hit levels of corruption and instability where the empire's going to shake itself apart under the weight of rich people fighting for the scraps.
I know the guy's on a shit ton of drugs and is such a corrupt narcissist he jumped around on stage calling himself "Black MAGA" but surely even he knows number one is never, ever, ever going to happen.
I suspect that Elon has fully bought in to the idea of meritocracy insofar as his status as the richest or second richest man on earth is a direct reflection of the value of his character. As such, I also suspect that he thinks as highly of you or me as we may think of gnats or house flies. He likely thinks the average person is a gibbering idiot with a prejudice that is very different from the one developed by retail workers. That is, his prejudice is born not from the experience of learning to run defense and preserve sanity, but from the common, daily pattern of exploiting people, and the fact that he's rich and you're not.
I get what you mean, but if he were capable of recognizing that, I'm not sure he'd have gotten to this point in the first place.
I don’t know why he says this like it’s a revelation, everyone knows
Oh musk, just wait until ICE knock on your door and deport you back to where you came from arpartheid africa nazi germany El Salvador.
German proverb: Wenn zwei sich streiten freut sich der dritte.
When two people fight the third feels delight.
The Germans really have made an art out of enjoying pettiness.
England, France and Germany I guess ?
Yes. Schadenfreude. Your spelling wasn't that far off. A compound word of Schaden (damage) and Freude (joy). Usually feeling joy at the damage of others.
Incidentally we also have the saying "Wer den Schaden hat braucht für den Spott nicht zu sorgen." - "The one with the damage does not have to supply the ridicule." In its essence a little more compassionate saying. Because we also have the word "Mitgefühl". Literally "with-feeling" eg to feel with someone together, to feel what they are feeling.
Kanye when he makes a whole Nazi album to one-up Elon for attention, and then gets beaten in one Tweet

Of course. He's letting you in on the big secret trump himself told the press in 2016.
Typical divorce mindset.
Prove it, prove it, and prove it. Actually, if he can just prove the Epstein one, I'll take him for his word on the other three, just cuz I'm such a nice person.
Ok who had early June in the "when will Musk flame out of the Trump regime" pool?
I didn’t think they’d make it this far tbh
I am hijacking this thread to bring to your attention that Musk just admitted he rigged the election and the week is not even over yet.
Edit Yes, commentators, I stand by what I said. Axios would not frame it as "nuclear" if he merely meant he poured millions into the elections. His statement "Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate." is oddly specific, isn't it.
Oh come on. Saying "Without me, he would have lost" if far from admitting he rigged the election. If he did, an admission would need to be more specific. That being said, Musk is a Nazi incel POS.
He's just playing politics about as well as he plays Diablo.
He's actually saying: "I will admit to fucking up this election - DJT is in the Epstein files - admitting to that is proof I'll say more if my unspecified demands aren't met."
He's playing political tough guy and threatening the administration by revealing how powerless they are without him. (Which is made funnier in that he has none, just money).
Yep. When he talked about buying Twitter, the courts took him to his word and forced him to proceed. The US media might not have the same power as the courts, but t's a pity they don't attack him more.
What to watch: "Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?" Musk asked in a poll of his millions of loyal X followers.
Um, in the ..middle? What middle?
Middle like MAGA (who put nazis to shame)? Middle like the dark enlighment (a reactionary movement)? Middle like the AFD (the German neonazi party)?
I am fucking losing it rn, Elmo thinks he is a fucking Centrist. Now I have seen in all.
Elmo is a cyberpunk fan so I bet he sees himself as either the Executive-King of a corporate nation state or at least some CEO for life of a Western Zaibatsu.
"Without me he would have lost" isn't the reveal we were looking for.
Unfortunately dropping hundreds of millions in ad money isn’t rigging the election, it’s just a normal US election where mainstream media is incentivized to prop up establishment political figures as legitimate. All so the politicians can return that investment 100x in tax cuts and special contracts, by robbing the rest of America of everything.
Thank citizens united for this, not eloNazi.
P sure he's talking about the optics of him supporting Trump and the piles of cash he donated to the campaign, rather than any sort of illegal election rigging.
What a tease!
Did anyone doubt that he wasn’t?
Fascist on fascist violence 🍿
Well, there goes Tesla's full self driving federal approvals etc.
Huh, I didn't consider that. High likelihood that this is all just kayfabe to hand-wave away missing funding money and dismiss broken promises as a result of "he hate me."
Maybe but I kinda doubt it. Trump's usually move is to trigger the Left by saying something that divides us from the majority of folks (as some trans Californian track athlete just won something, perfect time too) whereas having a fight with someone hia base respects that escalates to something his base cares about (rooting out Dem pedophile cabal, regardless of whether one exists) and implicating him... That seems a stunningly bad move and for all his faults, trump is good at the politics of a brawl.
I don't believe anything from these people nor do I necessarily disbelieve. Bannon flat out on video stated their tactic was to flood the media as "they can only focus on one thing at a time ". The stated strategy was to distract the public with BS while they accomplished unpopular things. Bannon himself was an advisor to Trump early during his first term. They too had a public falling out, then by the 2020 election acted as if it never happened.
Lettuce found in grocery store
Waking up to this was like Super Christmas.
Whichever one loses, we all win 😂😂😂
this is political theater, planned and staged infighting. and the liberals are going to absolutely EAT IT UP. the reality is that Trump has always been the fall guy, the scapegoat, the lightning rod.
the ownership class utilized him to concentrate power, they use him as a distraction, and now they can use him at a scapegoat. they want to pretend to "switch teams" and get on our good side, so we forget how much they were the ones who hurt us.
when you see this, just try to remind people of that. remind them who is holding us down.
"Bomb drop"... I'll take "no shit" for $1000, Alex.
Look if people get upset about it enough to rattle their leaders into action, I'll take it.
I'll keep on breathing while you wait, if you don't mind.
There's no debate, water is wet and a bunch of Reddit users want to try to come with pseudo-logical arguments to counter the statement because they want to sound smart and because it's a popular saying and they hate anything popular.
Musk: "Trump was in the Epstein files!"
X(the son): "do you have ANY IDEA HOW WEAK YOU JUST MADE US LOOK!"
Somehow I don't think the people who voted for a felon rapist traitor conman are going to care if he fucked some kids.
From the ones I know, they all at least pretend to care very deeply about kids being molested and trafficked. However, when faced with evidence that Trump was involved with Epstein and has been accused of sexual assault they insist it's just coincidence and a witch hunt, and that it's more important that Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking were in the flight logs.
They care about kids until it's politically inconvenient.
Yeah that's true, they won't care, but it's a big part of their public persona to talk a LOT about caring extremely, irrationally, very much for trafficked children, particularly those that don't exist.
To suggest - even to think! - that trump might have done such a thing. *gasp* oh no. no no no.
Nah probably not. Most of them have always wanted to be openly racist like they get to be in MAGAland. So it follows a lot of them might be happy that this is AOK for dear leader so it must be alright for them too.
I've got to stock up on popcorn for the epic hissyfits these losers are throwing down. I hope Elon gets deported then proves Trump is on the Epstein list.
In other news, Franco is still dead.
Fascism 101.
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Holy shit, its real.
Big bomb? I feel like we all knew this already.
I get the impression he wasn't talking to us though. More like the mouth-breathing, cloven-hooved twits he's been embedded with for a year.
Watching the two clowns fight will be good. F-them both.
And all that happened was that it said "THAT WAS EASY!"
Pretty sure this incompetent fuckwit has more dirt than that on more people. And even if he dropped it I still wouldn't want to be anywhere near the bastard or have anything to do with anything he does.
Putin. Which may be interesting since Elmo's a big fan too. Which side will Daddy Poot align with.
and you still supported him?? knowing this ? fuck you even more
Is that new information?? I thought we all knew that already
So in other words, DUH. Like we didn't know that, or why a despondent Epstein fatally hung himself in his cell while the cameras weren't working. But thanks for the heads-up cyberdude.
It actually lasted way longer than I expected. But seeing musk high af in the white house was an unexpected bonus.
That said, fuck both of these pedo-nazis clowns, can't wait to take a piss on their graves.
Hahaha,
As if die hard MAGAs haven’t moved the goal post for more terrible shit than this.
Funny how he doesn’t mention Putin eh, I guess that would be the pot calling the kettle black.
He's working on it! Wait til tonight!
Nitter.net link: https://nitter.net/...
Okay, the Grok response is hilarious too. Musk is probably loving how he programmed that thing right now.
I thought this for many many years.
Dayum now all that money to send Elons sperm ark to Mars will go to Bezos to send RFK Jr. to punish Mercury.
Guess who was buddy buddy with him?
We need a government injunction to be able to vote to declassify files like this
If we had a legislature staffed by responsible adults that could be a thing.
Yes and....
I'm TORN! On ONE HAND, Trump is in Epstein's Files! On the OTHER HAND, Elon Musk gave Epstein's friend a QUARTER OF A BILLION DOLLARS! I'm TORN about Who to Support!
-Literally EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTER!
I hope Trump declares war against Elon.
"Let them fight."
Since a fight to the death is probably against the TOS I think they should have a sexy nude wrestling match in a kiddie pool full of ketamine.
I absolutely do not want that.
You don't want a sexy little naked wrassle in a kiddie pool of ketamine?
Because it'd be hot

Both can jump off a cliff. I don’t believe this is honest for a second. It’s too dumb to be real. It makes America an even bigger joke.
Yeah no shit. He probably introduced the two of sick fucks
Are they having a spat?
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Of course he is. Though, to be fair, it's not the first time he called someone he's mad at a "pedo guy".
On the other hand, I'm sure he knows a thing or two about Epstein's associates.
The only way this could get funnier is for the White House to release the Epstein files containing Elon out of spite.
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