This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.

Religion is a mental illness

Gabe Poirot was riding an electric skateboard at around 30 miles per hour without a helmet in October 2021 when he hit a small bump in the road and flipped backwards, landing directly on his head.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.

It's kind of tragic how badly a TBI can mess up someone's life, especially at such a young age.

Fox News interviews brain damaged man suffering from delusions

Ah, if Jesus was born in the stable, makes sense he grew up as a horse. Or perhaps as a camel, trying to go through the eye of a needle.

The bigger story is that Fox put this guy on air and acted like there was some legitimacy to it. The guy himself at least has an excuse for acting brain dead. What's the excuse for the viewers?

Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.

Good thing he took a picture...

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury.

Fox News is like, "brain damage?! Bring him on!!"

Seriously, how dumb are Americans? It astounds me daily for some reason. How convenient that "heaven" is just like that fantasy novel that you've internalized and convinced yourself is actual history? I'll file this with the people that have conversations with god

Well somebody is suppressing their sexuality.

Erm, what the yaoi fanfic?

Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’

🤦

Hats off to the headline writer. I lol’d

Sounds homoerotic, but OK.

Maybe "heaven" was spending 18 days with a Latin American lover called Jesus.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury

Sounds about right

USA?

guy with mental illness having hallucinations is taken seriously

USA

My mom for a while believed a TV evangelist for a while, I'll always remember his shit name. Jesse Duplanis. Told everyone he went to heaven and met Jesus on a deathbed experience before being "sent back to preach the good book". Of course it was the abundance gospel of he just happened to have a private jet and multiple mansions.

My gullible naive mother sent him money when she was most destitute thinking he knew how to make things better. At one point it was a full tithe, 10% of her income. I hope he rots in the ground.

Goddamn even The Onion can't do shit this stupid, and they're actively trying. Fox News is like a well funded version of those little magazines at the checkout line that talk about aliens and the anti-aging miracles of an uncooked eggyolk and beef tallow only diet.

Then jesus put his 2ft horse cock in his mouth so he could swallow the sins of man.

Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?

Brett: Yes.

Jules: Well, there's this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

If I tell anyone that I spent time with Jesus they wouldn't believe me.

Why do they believe this guy??? What's he got??? Souvenirs?

Mentally ill man says gay shit on fox news. Just another day at fox.

Then he woke up on sticky sheets.

“Liar claims lies”

Fixed the headline, it’s no longer news

Why did he get a platform lol

Was never much of a Ford fan, so…. This is disappointing. Was really hoping he would be a Camaro, or even an import.

He must be Dothraki. He met "the stallion who mounts the world".

When I went to heaven it was all hookers and blacjack

I bet he can also describe in detail how hung the Mustang was.

This is not meant to be criticism, but I think this guy has been repressing something for a long time...

I think the brain injury has him a little confused. He spent 18 days with a 6ft Mustang full of testosterone called Jesús, and it was heavenly.

And this is what happens when you give a platform to idiots, brain damage or not.

Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It's fine. He's a very attractive if historically inaccurate man.

How much cum would he need to swallow to taste the testosterone?

Unironically this account makes just as much sense as every stupid religion on this planet.

These kind of hallucinations are not uncommon for a near death experience.

An existing theory is that its caused by your brain releasing naturaly produced dmt when its senses its about to die.

Thats pretty interesting, but doesnt explain why where giving this guy a stage and actively make them dangerously mentally ill by feeding into the delusions they experienced.

Great. Now the FBI is going to raid Heaven.

Heaven is a Chuck Tingle book

Man wakes up from coma, figures out how to make bank on it.

Cf. Jesus and John Wayne by Kristin Kobes Du Mez:

Jesus and John Wayne is a sweeping account of the last seventy-five years of white evangelicalism, showing how American evangelicals have worked for decades to replace the Jesus of the Gospels with an idol of rugged masculinity and Christian nationalism, or in the words of one modern chaplain, with “a spiritual badass.”

if christianity rebranded jesus to be an extremely male and extremely verile free-roaming horse I would have to seriously rethink my atheism.

Ugh. Spent 18 days in heaven just to talk about how swole Jesus is. Secret closet hider, dude.

"When you have to fill a 24h news day you can literally drag up brain injured crazy people and just let them talk! "

-giggling ceo

I'm sure he did ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nso9sDGkOdQ

Mustang, so a horse?

Jesus has a fucking huge dick and use it to assert his dominance on betas.

Why this is published? Today the more nonsesnse you say, the more chance to go public. Like "God exist" or "I was in Heaven" or "Jesus died and resurected" or "God tell me stories and I write them".

Is he talking about the horse...or the car?

Worst biblical slash fiction I've read so far.

Wait a minute, I spent 20 days in heaven and jesus was a short Chinese guy with glasses who was nervous around women. This guy is lying.

That dude looks like he's on the downlow, if ya know what I mean.

Send him back, pls.

Ok, seems he got injured after a stupid ride on a souped-up e-scooter, and then got stoned on some weird meds which had him speaking of a colorful trip.

These are the furries to be worried about.

Mebbies Jesus can build him a closet he can hide in

He mean that metaphorically …right?

Haven't Near Death Experiences been fully debunked as nonsense?

He claims heaven isn't a place, it's a person, and that he entered that person.

Now he's reminded of heaven everywhere he looks. The trees, the mountains, etc.

"Hmm yeah cool trustworthy story bro but how about you get some excommunication" - The pope 5s after hearing this

Damn... 7 minutes is nothing. This dude's on a whole other level right here

who'd have thought that doing acid makes you see jesus

Seems about as reasonable as any other religious claim.

Cool dream bro

probably took some shrooms

Man, if this turd had floated to the top of the bowl a week ago he could probably be the new press secretary.

Vroom vroom

🤣

This was super cringy to read, I feel the need to go wash my hands. Waste of my time, I wish I'd never read it.

Horse Jesus?

i thought he looked like this

What else does he have to do in paradise for thousands of years other than work out?

Did he get bucked? Or fucked?

I like how Jesus or he really wants to fuck a mustang

Im here for it.

Lately, any absurd story seems to attract attention—especially when the media decides to give it airtime. People keep sharing all kinds of old, meaningless, completely ridiculous stuff just to get attention. :P

I suspect his claims. Partner died twice - for frightening periods of time - while in surgery. Says nada but darkness. No Big Guy, no heavenly chorus, no scary scarlet demon leader, just boom, boom out go the lights. BTW Ford mustang or out on the range mustang?

6ft isn't even particularly tall in the USA

The best part is that while FOX interviewed him about this supposed encounter they used split screen to show scans of his brain lesions from when he was in the hospital. 🤣

'6ft but as tall as eternity’ and a ‘Mustang full of testosterone’

We routinely get tales of NDEs and the ones that reflect (modern interpretations of) Christian Heaven get a lot of sponsorship, so this is not a novel news story.

But the above hagiographic and Hegsethian description drives the hypothesis that only imagination and personal bias inform NDE experiences.

these fake christians are coming out of the woodwork

He's not wrong that "Jesus is misrepresented", but he's leaving the best part out.

"The Apocalypse" is when Jesus returns. All of the Christians will be saved, and everybody else, the billions of people who aren't Christian, will then be slaughtered by Jesus and His Holy Army. They won't even have peace after that, as they will be tortured for all eternity.

According to Jesus, you can watch the damned suffer and burn from Heaven.

I know you don't believe me, it sounds crazy. Please read the Bible (or Tanakh or Koran) or watch fundamentalist pastors/priests/rabbis/imams, they are proud of what they say and upload their own videos.

p.s. the Heaven this nut describes sounds like an absolutely awful eternity, better than Hell, but come on just let me die